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Mr. R Cream of the Crop Joined: Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:19 pm Posts: 2231	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Too good to be true. Maybe one day this week he'll wake up without a kidney. What was that song... "I woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel She took my heart and she took my kidney She must have slipped me a sleeping pill"
Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:33 am

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Thegun wrote: So did you even close? I'm trying to dissect the night and get a time table. First you met and you guys decided to hug, without even knowing each others name and being complete strangers, which you took as a sign to grind into her passionately. She invited you up for piss terrible beer and tequila, but you decided to finish your laundry and you would meet her soon. At this point you returned back to your apartment and came on KJ quickly to boast, and she I can only assume shaved her arms and rubbed a quick one out as only men keep Bud Ice in their home, no evidence to the contrary. It was at this point that you then did probably 15 push ups to pump up, checked KJ again and ridicule those who had posted in the last 5 minutes, and threw on some aftershave. You then made it to her room and preceded to get shitfaced off of two beers and a shot of tequila. It was here, you said you'll be right back and decided to check the KJ status and then returned for another grind session hug. she asked you to make you dinner and do your laundry which you found "admirable." No mention of when you finally left and the actual sex. Did I leave anything out? Yeah, you left out the part where I went over and banged your mom afterwards.. Seriously, I really don't think what I posted is that big a deal and is clearly better and in more of a right direction bringing this stupid forum back around then the dumb Mel Gibson thread which caused everyone and anyone to hate one another over it.. Look Gun, We had drinks, we fucked around, she made me diinner and offered to do my laundry for me and so what??? What's your story dude??? Pretty much anyone in my position would be loving this right now, even if it does make me look like a fucking whore, so what??? Sue me.. At best, we'll be fuck buddies and probably nothing more and if it does lead to something down the road?? Then great and if not, then NEXT _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this Last edited by STEVE ROGERS on Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:20 am

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Mau wrote: Tony Stark wrote: Mau wrote: Tony Stark wrote: Mau wrote: When was the last time you had sex? when you were 20? why are you so excited about it, it's not like it's your first time, is it? I had a 1 night stand about a year ago, but nothing steady.. It's one of those things where you enjoy your freedom from being in a previously crappy relationship(which I'm sure some can relate to) and nice to fall back into it again, but more as "Friends with Benefits".. Hell, today, she offered to make me dinner and do my laundry for me which is admirable.. Who the hell would complain about such a thing??? That's awesome folks.. LOL. You should write a book abou all your fantasies. No fantasies my friend.. It's all real I assure you.. More like erotic fiction, maybe. Um, no, but I'd fuck Britney in that video for certain.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:22 am

Speevy Veteran Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 9:12 am Posts: 3139	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor You would fuck anything with a pulse.
Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:42 am

Crux Indiana Jones IV Joined: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:28 pm Posts: 1589 Location: Pittsburgh	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Any photo evidence of the neighbor???
Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:18 pm

TonyMontana Undisputed WoKJ DVD King Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor So, 3 pages and no awesome sex yet???? What a misleading thread title. Does anybody have the current Vegas odds on whether BKB has sex by the end of this thread? I want to bet on this. _________________
Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:42 pm

Terminator1997 George A. Romero Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm Posts: 9773 Location: Enjoying a cold pint	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Crux wrote: Any photo evidence of the neighbor??? Last edited by Terminator1997 on Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:48 pm

Krem Cream of the Crop Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:04 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Citizens Bank Park	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Terminator1997 wrote: Crux wrote: Any photo evidence of the neighbor??? Whoa! How do I get one of these hotties? _________________ Let's go Phillies.
Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:58 pm

Krem Cream of the Crop Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:04 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Citizens Bank Park	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor TonyMontana wrote: So, 3 pages and no awesome sex yet???? What a misleading thread title. Does anybody have the current Vegas odds on whether BKB has sex by the end of this thread? I want to bet on this. I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this thread. _________________ Let's go Phillies.
Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:59 pm

Mau 100% That Bitch Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: Um, no, but I'd fuck Britney in that video for certain.. Britbrit would rather fuck a dog even you right hand says no to you. _________________ Tongue Pop! I kneel with Magnus.
Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:46 pm

lovemerox Forum General Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:16 pm Posts: 6499 Location: Down along the dixie line	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor What does she look like BKB? _________________
Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:25 am

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor lovemerox wrote: What does she look like BKB? Her name is Susan.. She has blonde hair, a nice rack and nice keester with a little fat which is fine by me and like I said, more cushion for the pushin.. It's been a nice couple a days with her with the freedom to come and go as we both choose between my place and hers.. Nice for her to spend time at my place cause her roommate is quite annoying, but on the flipside, she spends a great deal of time at the pool and stays out of our way.. Tonight, she made me dinner which consisted of Linguini and clams with a red sauce and a bottle of wine.. Not bad.. After which, we watched a movie of her choice which just happen to be "Sex and the City".. That was the longest movie to endure for a series I'm not overly familiar with, but if she enjoyed it, then that was a plus for me afterwards.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:44 am

lovemerox Forum General Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:16 pm Posts: 6499 Location: Down along the dixie line	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: lovemerox wrote: What does she look like BKB? Her name is Susan.. She has blonde hair, a nice rack and nice keester with a little fat which is fine by me and like I said, more cushion for the pushin.. It's been a nice couple a days with her with the freedom to come and go as we both choose between my place and hers.. Nice for her to spend time at my place cause her roommate is quite annoying, but on the flipside, she spends a great deal of time at the pool and stays out of our way.. Tonight, she made me dinner which consisted of Linguini and clams with a red sauce and a bottle of wine.. Not bad.. After which, we watched a movie of her choice which just happen to be "Sex and the City".. That was the longest movie to endure for a series I'm not overly familiar with, but if she enjoyed it, then that was a plus for me afterwards.. Soooo...when does the sex take place? Or has it?? I watched Sex and The City with my wife on our honeymoon lol _________________
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:11 am

Speevy Veteran Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 9:12 am Posts: 3139	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor BKB's story sounds like something out of some geek's fantasy.
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:13 am

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor lovemerox wrote: Tony Stark wrote: lovemerox wrote: What does she look like BKB? Her name is Susan.. She has blonde hair, a nice rack and nice keester with a little fat which is fine by me and like I said, more cushion for the pushin.. It's been a nice couple a days with her with the freedom to come and go as we both choose between my place and hers.. Nice for her to spend time at my place cause her roommate is quite annoying, but on the flipside, she spends a great deal of time at the pool and stays out of our way.. Tonight, she made me dinner which consisted of Linguini and clams with a red sauce and a bottle of wine.. Not bad.. After which, we watched a movie of her choice which just happen to be "Sex and the City".. That was the longest movie to endure for a series I'm not overly familiar with, but if she enjoyed it, then that was a plus for me afterwards.. Soooo...when does the sex take place? Or has it?? I watched Sex and The City with my wife on our honeymoon lol Today was the 2nd time we did one another and it was pure bliss.. I've never watched Sex and the City, but chicks love that and it's almost like an aphrodisiac for great sex afterwards.. I highly recommend this, even if your not really a fan of the show, do it for HER _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:17 am

Korrgan problem? Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor I wonder what it's like to fuck a pussah that old? I think it would be like having sex with a prune, all shrively and mushy. _________________
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:18 am

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Korrgan wrote: I wonder what it's like to fuck a pussah that old? I think it would be like having sex with a prune, all shrively and mushy. One day, you'll find out now won't you??? And for the record, her pussy was just fine.. I love how you all rag on older women, but you'll be 50 one day and the generation below you will make fun of you to you angry skank.. You need some dick sweetie to get rid of that nasty attitude of yours.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:21 am

lovemerox Forum General Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:16 pm Posts: 6499 Location: Down along the dixie line	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor can you post a pic of her bkb? and on that note, I dont think i have ever seen a picture of you...care to share? _________________
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:22 am

Korrgan problem? Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor I get sex, daddy. I'm just a bitch. Someone that actually does get dick, pussy, ass, whatev they desire, don't feel the need to talk about it in such epic detail online across six different threads like someone that doesn't. _________________
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:23 am

Maverikk Award Winning Bastard Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: One day, you'll find out now won't you??? And for the record, her pussy was just fine.. I love how you all rag on older women, but you'll be 50 one day and the generation below you will make fun of you to you angry skank.. You need some dick sweetie to get rid of that nasty attitude of yours.. BKB, Korrgan's probably has one of those feisty pussies that make men stupid, but fun as hell to try to knock the bottom out of! You know it, I know it, and I'll guarantee a few others here would agree that her attitude indicates that she's probably the fuck of the century.
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:36 am

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Korrgan wrote: I get sex, daddy. I'm just a bitch. Someone that actually does get dick, pussy, ass, whatev they desire, don't feel the need to talk about it in such epic detail online across six different threads like someone that doesn't. But they feel the need to argue about senseless bullhshit like the dumb Mel Gibson thread that went on for what?? 24 pages?? This thread was designed for a change and a breath of fresh air than arguing with everyone making enemies left and right like you all did with Maverikk.. I got lucky and thought I'd share it to get this forum flowing better so if you don't like it sweetie, then butt out.. The water cooler forum was dead as it was so what difference does it make??? _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:39 am

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor lovemerox wrote: can you post a pic of her bkb? and on that note, I dont think i have ever seen a picture of you...care to share? I'm sort of old fashioned when it comes to plastering pics of myself or anyone else and I know the moment I say this, I'll be accused of lying or some shit like that, so I'd rather not post a pic of her out of respect for her privacy, which I'm certain no one will understand this, but that's the internet for ya.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:41 am

TonyMontana Undisputed WoKJ DVD King Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Wait... BKB, Mav, and Grill are all around here at the same time. I have a new theory, but I refuse to share it. _________________
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:42 am

lovemerox Forum General Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:16 pm Posts: 6499 Location: Down along the dixie line	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor TonyMontana wrote: Wait... BKB, Mav, and Grill are all around here at the same time. I have a new theory, but I refuse to share it. Honestly....no joke, I was thinking the same thing for a split second... _________________
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:42 am

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor TonyMontana wrote: Wait... BKB, Mav, and Grill are all around here at the same time. I have a new theory, but I refuse to share it. Shall I log off to prove your theory wrong???? _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:43 am
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