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STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor I mean, this just came absolutely out of nowhere and my heart is racing because of it.. She invited me up and what started as a typical introduction between the 2 of us has blossomed into what might be a decent relationship with sex right off the bat after 2 hours( alcohol induced at the moment)I think having great sex plus smoking some weed with her will enable me to predict better box office in the future for this site.. This may be the reason why I can't predict shit lately: No trim.. All the right elements are there for me to do it, but lack of pussy has caused my mind to go completely warped.. No shit.. Any of you ever get in a funk like this??? _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:39 pm

Rev Romosexual! Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32635 Location: the last free city	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Would your new neighbor be your right arm? _________________ Is it 2028 yet?
Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:54 pm

Mau 100% That Bitch Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor The moment you predicted you were having sex, we know you're not getting any. _________________ Tongue Pop! I kneel with Magnus.
Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:56 pm

Price Gamaur's sex slave Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:15 pm Posts: 8889 Location: Los Pollos Hermanos	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Did Mav move to St. Louis? _________________
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:03 pm

Grill Forum General Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:01 am Posts: 8684	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: I mean, this just came absolutely out of nowhere and my heart is racing because of it.. She invited me up and what started as a typical introduction between the 2 of us has blossomed into what might be a decent relationship with sex right off the bat after 2 hours( alcohol induced at the moment)I think having great sex plus smoking some weed with her will enable me to predict better box office in the future for this site.. This may be the reason why I can't predict shit lately: No trim.. All the right elements are there for me to do it, but lack of pussy has caused my mind to go completely warped.. No shit.. Any of you ever get in a funk like this??? W/E. As if this is true, you should have had sex during this 2 hour drunken hang out session.
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:04 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Mau wrote: The moment you predicted you were having sex, we know you're not getting any. Listen, no reason to lie about this and never have, even when I was banging Debra(and Loyal new this woman existed when we met back in 2006).. Just cause your not doesn't mean some of us aren't lucky.. Believe what you want and I know you will, but I'm gonna enjoy this day ALOT.. It's been awhile and very stress relieving, almost like a snake shedding it's skin.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:07 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Grill wrote: Tony Stark wrote: I mean, this just came absolutely out of nowhere and my heart is racing because of it.. She invited me up and what started as a typical introduction between the 2 of us has blossomed into what might be a decent relationship with sex right off the bat after 2 hours( alcohol induced at the moment)I think having great sex plus smoking some weed with her will enable me to predict better box office in the future for this site.. This may be the reason why I can't predict shit lately: No trim.. All the right elements are there for me to do it, but lack of pussy has caused my mind to go completely warped.. No shit.. Any of you ever get in a funk like this??? W/E. As if this is true, you should have had sex during this 2 hour drunken hang out session. Dude, I just met her and she invited me up for a beer or 2 to get to know me when I was taking out the trash.. No reason to lie about this and never have.. It is what it is boys.. Lot's of luck on my side and at the right place at the right time.. Go figure.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:09 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Price wrote: Did Mav move to St. Louis? What????? RAWRRRRR PRICE!!!! _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:10 pm

Price Gamaur's sex slave Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:15 pm Posts: 8889 Location: Los Pollos Hermanos	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Now I'm jealous! Rawwrrrr indeed! _________________
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:12 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Price wrote: Now I'm jealous! Rawwrrrr indeed! There'll always be a soft spot in my heart for you Price.. RAWRRRRRR BITCHESSSS!!!!! I better go invest in some high quality condoms cause without, we could be looking at BKB Jr. which wouldn't be a bad thing, but not at the moment.. Wow.. You know, I'm more used to Michelob Ultra than this Bud Ice.. Shit's pretty potent _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:21 pm

Libs Sbil Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor OMG YES YES YES YES YES it's like Debra all over again
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:25 pm

Korrgan problem? Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor _________________
Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:26 pm

Chippy KJ's Leading Pundit Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Still not ready for children yet, BKB? At 50? _________________ trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct Rev wrote: Fuck Trump
Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:22 pm

Mau 100% That Bitch Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor LOL, you're single? Have you ever had a gf? _________________ Tongue Pop! I kneel with Magnus.
Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:21 pm

Terminator1997 George A. Romero Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm Posts: 9773 Location: Enjoying a cold pint	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor lol @ Bud Ice being "potent"
Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:40 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Terminator1997 wrote: lol @ Bud Ice being "potent" Tell ya what: I'm a moderate beer drinker, mostly Anheuser Busch products with the occasional Sam Adams or Blue Moon beer thrown in for good measures and still Bud Ice has probably more alcohol per content than the other 2 brands do and what can I say?? I was blasted after 2 of them which is really out of the ordinary.. I mostly prefer high quality Pot as my drug of preference though.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:01 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Mau wrote: LOL, you're single? Have you ever had a gf? Jesus, of course I have.. What the hell is wrong with you folks??? The last girl I was with(Robyn) lived with me for a year after I saw the conditions and the area in which she lived in(Woodriver Ill) and at the time, I was concerned about her safety and as a result, I asked her if she was interested in moving in with me which she did.. Problem was was the tremendous age gap between the 2 of us at a 14 year age difference.. Different level of thinking and generation gap all around, but it was a mutual break and we remained friends which is rare in breakups nowadays.. The relationship lasted just over a year an a half.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:05 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Chipo DiCaprio wrote: Still not ready for children yet, BKB? At 50? I'm 44 dude and you know?? I wouldn't mind it, but it's one of those things where I want my cake and I want to eat it to and I know I have to settle down at some point, but when your used to a certain lifestyle, it's hard to break from that.. I'm thankful I exercise everyday, 7 days a week at 24 Hour Fitness close by and I know I'll have to consider this at some point with the kids aspect... I mean, you don't have any kids yet, right???? You supposedly make 60 grand a year with a wife and dog and all that.. When are you going to take that step??? _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:09 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Libs wrote: OMG YES YES YES YES YES it's like Debra all over again Well, she isn't as crazy in the head as Debra was.. I think Debra has a chemical imbalance going on and it doesn't help that her and her husband have divided the condo in 1/2 inside which he spends his time locked in the bedroom LITERALLY and barely comes out except to maybe take a dump, then goes right back to what he was doing.. I think the reason he doesn't divorce her is because he doesn't want her to have his fortune he made from all the years of working at Anheuser Busch.. It's truly a loveless marriage and I really don't talk to her as often as what I used to, but when she does see me, she'll talk my ear off to the point where I have to make up an excuse to leave just to shut her up.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:15 pm

FILMO The Original Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor hmmmm.....are you the local womanizer? _________________ Libs wrote: FILMO, I'd rather have you eat chocolate syrup off my naked body than be a moderator here.
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:23 pm

Terminator1997 George A. Romero Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm Posts: 9773 Location: Enjoying a cold pint	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lol @ Bud Ice being "potent" Tell ya what: I'm a moderate beer drinker, mostly Anheuser Busch products with the occasional Sam Adams or Blue Moon beer thrown in for good measures and still Bud Ice has probably more alcohol per content than the other 2 brands do and what can I say?? I was blasted after 2 of them which is really out of the ordinary.. I mostly prefer high quality Pot as my drug of preference though.. Bud Ice is pretty standard when it comes to alcohol content. (unless you're comparing it to the cheap, mass-produced stuff like coors, miller, busch, etc). It's right on par with most Sam Adams styles (which i don't consider potent). Great Lakes beer is my idea of a good potent beer. Most of their types usually are between 6-9% ABV.
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:35 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor FILMO wrote: hmmmm.....are you the local womanizer? That is a good question and it would appear to me that I might be, but I'm always open to the prospects of a beautiful relationship with someone.. It just always seems to start off this way though making it look like I am.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:52 pm

STEVE ROGERS The Greatest Avenger EVER Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Terminator1997 wrote: Tony Stark wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lol @ Bud Ice being "potent" Tell ya what: I'm a moderate beer drinker, mostly Anheuser Busch products with the occasional Sam Adams or Blue Moon beer thrown in for good measures and still Bud Ice has probably more alcohol per content than the other 2 brands do and what can I say?? I was blasted after 2 of them which is really out of the ordinary.. I mostly prefer high quality Pot as my drug of preference though.. Bud Ice is pretty standard when it comes to alcohol content. (unless you're comparing it to the cheap, mass-produced stuff like coors, miller, busch, etc). It's right on par with most Sam Adams styles (which i don't consider potent). Great Lakes beer is my idea of a good potent beer. Most of their types usually are between 6-9% ABV. I'm really not used to Bud Ice though and most of the time drink Bud Light or Michelob Ultra which I have no idea what the alcohol content is, but it isn't as strong as Bud Ice though for sure.. _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:55 pm

Terminator1997 George A. Romero Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm Posts: 9773 Location: Enjoying a cold pint	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: Tony Stark wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lol @ Bud Ice being "potent" Tell ya what: I'm a moderate beer drinker, mostly Anheuser Busch products with the occasional Sam Adams or Blue Moon beer thrown in for good measures and still Bud Ice has probably more alcohol per content than the other 2 brands do and what can I say?? I was blasted after 2 of them which is really out of the ordinary.. I mostly prefer high quality Pot as my drug of preference though.. Bud Ice is pretty standard when it comes to alcohol content. (unless you're comparing it to the cheap, mass-produced stuff like coors, miller, busch, etc). It's right on par with most Sam Adams styles (which i don't consider potent). Great Lakes beer is my idea of a good potent beer. Most of their types usually are between 6-9% ABV. I'm really not used to Bud Ice though and most of the time drink Bud Light or Michelob Ultra which I have no idea what the alcohol content is, but it isn't as strong as Bud Ice though for sure.. yeah i guess if you normally drink Michelob Ultra or Bud Light (both 4.2%), Bud Ice would seem pretty strong.
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:59 pm

Chippy KJ's Leading Pundit Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!	Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Or if you're a pussy. _________________ trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct Rev wrote: Fuck Trump
Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:20 pm
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