Rap-off... Join the boredom.
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dolcevita
Extraordinary
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Oh you WISH you could handle La Signorina. :razz:
But you can't even spell it right, so chances are she'll beat'cha.
What do you think cause you have a gun that you're big?
Guns don't shoot in the vitual *World*. You dig?
And while you're at it Angel Mig-musty,
Why not tag along with X and little 'ol rusty?
They'll make sure to hold your hand when crossing the street,
look both ways, and don't trip over your own two feet.
Your juvenile raps need a little bit of schoolin'
But don't come lookin for help from the rest of us coolin'
Last edited by dolcevita on Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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torrino
College Boy T
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I liked the idea of battlin' Galia.
But, she goes medieval and European on 'yo ass
if you treat her like anything less than a batch of precious dahlias.
The woman just ain't sane.
I wouldn't go as extreme as sayin' she's gotta feel total pain
and get a strain from standing right in front of a train,
but, I feel nothing but disdain for this woman who jipped me of my cocaine.
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dolcevita
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Medieval on yo' ass is for sure you twit.
Just take your fake coke, boy, and your last bit of wit,
and go blazin' down the highway, top down and with your dictionary.
Its not doing you any good, yo, in fact quite the contrary.
You tough with your speak of cars, girls and guns,
Yet as far as proof goes, you still need tons,
to show you're a real man and a rapper you fool.
All you look like now is a drug lord's wimpy tool.
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Guess who's going to see The Motorcycle Diaries!! ... oh... umm... rap-a-tap?
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dolcevita
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And X I have but one thing to say to you.
*Bad Education* awaits your viewing too.
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bABA
Commander and Chef
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Waaaaaaat!!
Oooookay!!!!!!
AIIIGHT AIIIGHT!!
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Ah yes, Madame Galia
but is it on the DVD-a?
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dolcevita
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No...it's still in theatres, but Makeshift might have a bit of insight into a way to get around that *wink wink*
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Terminator1997
George A. Romero
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm
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i know my first effort wasn't so good,
i guess i just wasn't in the rappin' mood.
but now after a break i feel refreshed,
earlier i didn't like the way my rhymes meshed.
right now i'm on top of my game,
after this rap y'all will be screamin' WHAT'S MY NAME?
rappin', rhymin', flowin', showin'
all you rookies all the rhymes i be knowin'.
hope this attempt satisfies y'all more,
because where this came from, i gots much more.
Term Out :afro:
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Neostorm
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I'm sittin here at home, looking at Baba go 'aight aight'
He's been reminiscing about his movie night with dolce, so he'll be outta commission tonight 
So I sat on my chair and swivelled front and back,
Looked at the screen and realized this thread is on verge of a hijack.
But that's okay and that's alright, i got funk.
And in the words of missy Elliot, you can all kiss my ka-dunk-a-dunk.
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Neostorm
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Terminator1997 wrote: i know my first effort wasn't so good,
i guess i just wasn't in the rappin' mood.
but now after a break i feel refreshed,
earlier i didn't like the way my rhymes meshed.
right now i'm on top of my game,
after this rap y'all will be screamin' WHAT'S MY NAME?
rappin', rhymin', flowin', showin'
all you rookies all the rhymes i be knowin'.
hope this attempt satisfies y'all more,
because where this came from, i gots much more.
Term Out :afro: LOLOL =D> Word to your mother... \:D/
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dolcevita
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SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME!
Is that the name of this game?
Cause you've come 'round a bit late
and we already shot up your mate.
We've been rapping-off for hours, we gotcha back,
from time-to-time between hitting the library stack.
But watch out for the storm, he's issued a threat.
he'll take anyone down who so much makes a bet,
that they'll whip his sophmore ass around the block.
Look here it is fresh out of jail from the lock.
neostorm wrote: Yup no prob. i take nothing seriously. BUt i shall win the rapoff  :wink:
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Neostorm
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Can I get a N to the E to the O
After i'm done with this rhyme, Dolce will feel so low!
Dolce probably has an IQ of 173
She reads so many books, she's busy as a bee.
She should stick to the leather bound novel.
And to the king of rhymes, she should grovel.
She enjoys the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe.
But she should actually buy herself a Guide on how to verse. \:D/
LOL and i do take nothing seriously  I hope i dont offend anyone either, if i do it's a sign of affection 
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Terminator1997
George A. Romero
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neostorm? more like neo-drizzle,
you can't hang wit my rhymes dog, fo' shizzle.
you don't want none of me, homey i am the best.
i'm on a level above all the rest.
this rap off is mine, i will not lose,
homey you can't even come close to fillin' my shoes.
word up.....
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| Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:58 pm |
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dolcevita
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Oh, and who be king of ryhmes do tell?
From where I stand it ain't angel or termi, no way in hell.
Oh you? is that what you bumbled to say?
For that I'm going to make you dearly pay.
I stole the hubcaps off your car last night,
and slept with your girl, and gave yo' momma a fright.
And if you ever try to one-up me again,
I'll put yo' little mouth to shame so quickly, amen.
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Neostorm
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dolcevita wrote: Oh, and who be king of ryhmes do tell?
From where I stand it ain't angel or termi, no way in hell.
Oh you? is that what you bumbled to say?
For that I'm going to make you dearly pay.
I stole the hubcaps off your car last night,
and slept with your girl, and gave yo' momma a fright.
And if you ever try to one-up me again,
I'll put yo' little mouth to shame so quickly, amen. =D> =D> =D> =D>
*Bows* LOLOL
Now i have to top this :wink:
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Neostorm
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Terminators says i got some big shoes to fill.
But Dolce told me his manhood is small, so those shoes must be lil :razz:
Now Dolce be sayin' she thiefed my rims.
I believe she's been watching too many heist films.
See while you was sleeping with my girl, i was sleepin' with your boy
It was about to commence but he wanted to use your vibrating toy.
He was a tad psycho, and i fled from your room, my shirt-full of ruffles
But on the way out, I fornicated with your cat, gold fish and your doggie Snuffles.
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Terminator1997
George A. Romero
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now it's terminator, back up to bat,
neo if you like sex wit animals, i got 6 cats.
my rhyme is tight, my game is strong,
if you think you can top me, you are dead wrong.
dolce had no complaints about my manhood, she said it was large,
she told me i'm the man in charge.
neo you better come strong, your rhymes better be tight,
if you wanna top my raps and all their might.
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Neostorm
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Terminator1997 wrote: now it's terminator, back up to bat,
neo if you like sex wit animals, i got 6 cats.
my rhyme is tight, my game is strong,
if you think you can top me, you are dead wrong.
dolce had no complaints about my manhood, she said it was large,
she told me i'm the man in charge.
neo you better come strong, your rhymes better be tight,
if you wanna top my raps in all their might. :grin: :grin: :laugh:
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dolcevita
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Cool it Bob le flambeur, you ain't done nothin'
Your girl and my guy were outside my door jumpin'
to come back to me and were begging for more,
and all you're gonna get is thrown out on the floor.
And termi your rap skills are really quite bold,
I wouldn't exactly proclaim your goods were a sight to behold.
Y'all little gents gotta learn the real way
Heists, sex, and words you bois still have no play.
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torrino
College Boy T
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It's getting a little fierce in here, I must admit.
That don't stop Kwah Migee from servin' ya up a bit.
And neostom, ya oughta stop blowin' dick for ya rhymes
I'll fuck ya up and accept being charged wit a crime
Becuz your rhymes are like moldy cheese compared to poor rap
Stop or I'll hire a sumowrestler to provide you with fourty slaps
dolcevita and termi have already squeezed you up like a tangerine
But, that sumowrestler, mon. It WON'T be a pretty scene
It'll be deserved, too, cuz your raps are worse than Benzino's
Even Ja Rule knows that Benzino's level is hard to meet, yo!
As you proclaimed, this is a worthy rap battle
But you can't even use an AK-47 to kill one cattle
Admit it, my rhymes flourish over yours like an inverted Grand Canyon
Go get a bottle of Cognac, do some yoga, and find yourself a companion...
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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i vomit on this thread
i cant rap im white bread.
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torrino
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Terminator, you're much better than I first saw
What is it you want? You wanna break the law?
It'll improve your game. It'll give you a topic to rap over
The guards, the prisoners, the state of being sober.
I'm not kidding around here, no sir I'm not.
Conviction seperates you from the banal lot.
Unless you enter the drug world. Its gotta be new.
Kill dolcevita. Who knew terminator hated that Jew?
The people will expect some kind of rationalization
A harsh crime. And then a fuckin' 7-month vacation?
But the reflections will represent a new chapter
After the sales go up, man, it calls for some laughter.
So, what do you say? Team with your man Kwah.
He's got balls. He's got skills. Just ask his mah.
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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i cannot believe people are actually doing this
its highly entertaining.
Like watching Rosanne Barr rapping
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Terminator1997
George A. Romero
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Torrino, i'm not better... i'm the best,
i'll leave you in the dust like all the rest.
My raps are on a whole 'nother level,
so you and everyone else can just sit back and revel.
You don't want none of this son, my rhymes are too tight,
your weak rhymes will buckle under my might.
so bring it if you can, bring it if you dare,
but my tight lyrics will leave you runnin' scared.
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