I'm sooo boreddddddd so i'm creating this game.

Basically every post has to be a rap against the poster above. Nothing harsh pls and try to be funny Also pls feel free to use your momma jokes or any type of joke. Nothing is intended to be serious. But like i said nothing harsh if you know the other person wont like it

I'll start and anyone feel free to join in.. *crickets*


So i'm sitting on my desk, i'm bored to death
My rhymes are so bad it'll make you green like Seth.
You think you're better than me cause you like movies that are full corn.
But i'm the leading man, with angelina in a porn.

*cough*

Typing fast, and blinking nonstop
You make me wonder why you are on top.
With all your likes and dislikes
One things for sure, you know your taste is a delight.
Full of action, and bullets flying around
It makes me tougher to know you will be in town.

I know it sucks, but hey, I tried. :-#

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Omg nice ones pink and dolce... now i have to try to respond... *thinks* ..

J.Lo can go back to Brooklyn for all I care.
Her grating personality is too much to bare.
But Jolie is in a league of her own,
and Mr. and Mrs. Smith it is well reknown,
Is one of my most anticipated flicks.
Yes, even I occassionally get my kicks.

But silly me, from an A to a D?
That would drop Diaries below Hero's C.
But whatever it takes, I will certainly persue,
To ensure Bad Education gets its' full due.

As for you my dear signore,
You'll have to proccur whittier lines, what a bore.
Its too easy to make fun of Gigli,
When in the efforts of trying to diss me.

Only it doesn't make sense, why not go for the jugular?
Cut to the bone, sir, since we've raised the bar,
and the WorldofKJ rap-off will need assistance in going far.

Perhaps there is some fodder in my ability to whine?
Just a suggstion as I sit here, relaxing, and sipping my wine. :wink:

Let me diss all y'all in a couple hours. I've just got to go retrieve that dusty, crusty, and rusty rhyming dictionary... :razz:

Dolce you spit out lines that are great,
Continue to mock as you sip on that grape.
You think highly of Bernal, but he's no man.
In Bad Education he dresses as a woman.
And then experiments in Y Tu Mama Tambien.
While it might be too easy to make fun of Gigli,
At least when i watch Life Aquatic, at the right moments i laugh freely :razz:
You continue drinking that vino,
Fear I shall not, while we await the presence of torrino
My rhymes are so powerfull they sweep you both like El nino.

Before I get everything started, I'd like to do a couple things. My alias is no longer Ross, nor torrino, but Kwah Migee. Do not call me anything other. Unlike Angel in Bad Education, it is NOT my stage name.

Also, remember this quote. I think it's fairly relevent...


And now, I shall begin...

"Yo. 'Tis Kwah Migee. Mic check one two...
Any vision of you three rapping in person makes me laugh like a hyena
We've been subject to Eminem. Jin Au-yeung. Vanilla Ice. And now dolcevita?
Neostorm, I do realize you long for DSL that belongs to MY Angelina
But, honestly. Take my advice. If you don't shush up, you'll be shot like Sele(e)na."

Warning: This one is um.. yeah. LOL it seemed as if only certain words seemed to rhyme

Everyone interested in joining, to thee i say hello.
Kwah Miggee, Dolce is trying to incite between us more jealousy than found in Othello.
In their dillusions Kwah Miggee and pink thrive.
The love they think anglina has for them is all but a lie.
In the words of Joaquim Phoenix, this rap will terribly vex
The only action Kwah Miggee gets is in the form of Team America Puppet Sex.

Dolce believes that words will not save I.
But i'm like Dido, and no white flag shall fly.
Dolce is as dillusional as Leo in the Aviator.
Instead of giving up, i'd rather masturbate with a cheese grator.

I thank and thank that I am no part of this
Ross rhyming, enough, and then there's his lisp
That dont quite rhyme and I don't care
For rapping in spandex would be a less embarrassing affair (i am not!)
Bored just a little bit arent cha?
Guess it just went over my head (that's hot!)
Maybe next time to make it clearer, just make a sign and wear it over da lotcha

WHY GOD WHY

MWAHAHAHAHAHA. NOW YOU CAN'T EDIT THAT ABYSMAL PIECE OF TRASH. WHEN YOU VISIT WORLDOFKJ IN 2020, YOU WILL BE HAUNTED BY YOUR ABOMINATION OF A RHYME.

Have you never heard of favoring the mods to get themt oe dit it? (not not you ewwwwwwwwww)

Not really much of a rapper,
thought of these lyrics while i was on the crapper.
Rusty upset over no NHL season,
some hockey this year would be pretty pleasin'.
Kj's World....i post here often,
my friendship for you all will never ever soften.
That's all i have to say...runnin' out of raps,
maybe i'll try this rhymin' thing later, perhaps.

ok, i know that sucked but i gave it a shot

I rolled down a hill,
I was following Bill.
I was really tackled,
by a witch who cackled.



Yeah, I know, PIMP!

fo' shizzle :afro:

Terminator, your rhyme is like a body going through a puberty phase. You make me feel like I'm in the middle of a maze. What were you doing; was there too much haze? Lay off the drugs man and use your mind to start a craze! Don't you think you're going off a bit; were you rushing to get out of the nicotine fit? What's the connection between the NHL, rusty and taking a shit? Rap: use your wit and just DO it!

I know this might be your first try and all but, unlike neostorm, I know you've got balls.

Crapola Part Trois...

Kwah Miggee says i dont have balls, but we all know he's the kiddie.
You can take all my rhymes and shove them in your left ovary.
They just slide off my tongue,
Like yours does dung.
How do you know that terminator has balls?
Were you peeking in the bathroom stalls?
While he was urinating or taking a poo?
Or did you find out when he started teabagging you.

*breakdances*

Rap is all crap
it's one freakin' trap
don't know why people like it
it's just a bunch of shit

Rusty and I are goin' back to the igloo t'nite
for some lovin' and some kissin' to feel alright
y'all gots a problem you can call up Mr. bABA
he lost his position as mod and needs a new jOB-A. (but not really)

X............... OUT!

/me quickly changes name to "The Artist Formerly Known as Kwah Migee"

Soon, it'll be Kwakaveli. After that, I'll change my name to The Notorious K.W.A.H. And, once I bring a gun into a nightclub with Ms. Jolie to start trouble with La Senorita Vita, and once I get off the charges, my new and FINAL name will be K. Miggy.