I blame Torri... maybe just the election in general.

Bullshit. It's the end of summer and the beginning of school. Who the fuck has the time to post?

I'm not talking about how active the forum is.

Troothiness.

Save the melodrama for your mama.

im still unemployed
YAY

How long have you been actively searching for a job?

No, it's not.

I got an idea. Let's ban Dr. Lecter. It will make the forum automatically more exciting and less boring

Just feed the forum some Tranny Honey and everything will be ok.

Tranny honey...LOL

some people create the weirdest names. guess their marketing department just doesn't care.

Our company bought some fans from Big Ass Fans. I ordered a shirt, lol.

Surely a candidate for the top 10 best product names of all time, at least in some category.

..."Most Likely To Cause Accidental Child Poisonings"

This forum apparently has been "dying" for 5 years. Right from the start when people said it was turning out to be another "weeklygrin"... or whatever that site was. Ever since then, we've had various posters declare the forum dead every few weeks.

It's like that really offbeat supermarket tabloid that predicts the end of the world every couple weeks ("Batboy warns of Armageddon!"), only without specific dates.

So, I say we implement a new rule. If you declare the forum is dying, you must supply us with an exact date that it will be dead, so that we can point and laugh at you when you are wrong.

And... Tranny Honey? Sounds like someting from Lady Gaga's crotchal region! Can I get a rimshot?

Unemployed for two months now harry.

Feels a load longer.

I understand your aggravation. I went 6 months unemployed in 2007. Used up all my unemployment benefits, then was lucky enough to fall into my current position right as it ran out.

see what happens when i don't post much.

it has nothing to do with you, getluv

Aren't you Christian (of some denomination)? You should know, then, that the above has not really ever panned out historically.

no shit, sherlock.

dino and michael are the duo that MADE YOU kj.
NEVER FORGET
we MADE YOU.

I am the life.
dino is the soul.
this is the party.
tim is the slut flirting with everyone at the karaoke machine.
libs is the drunk ho on the karaoke machine saying shit like "I never usually drink this much!" before slaughtering Bat out of Hell and Total Eclipse of the Heart one after the other to weak spatters of pity-applause.
harry is the guy always in the toilets hoping to get a peek at a dick.
torrino is the one making moon eyes at tim but trying to keep quiet because he's there with his beard, Korrgan, who knows bf is probably gay so she's all over....
loyal who is deeply engrossed in the karaoke selection books, "I want to find Summer Nights!!"
snack is the friend of an invite who sits and sneers at the drunk dancing.
Rod is the one imagining why he's being subjected to THIS and is making plans to leave ASAP. They don't sing Robert Plant and Alison Krauss at karaoke.
Dr Lecter is the one giving really boring and useless facts about karaoke to anyone who will listen.
Box is the one who keeps being 'naughty' and visits the buffet table, but keeps going up because it will allow him to get a better view of Snack, who is quite aware of the closet case who keeps looking at him whilst picking up the finger foods.
Snrub is the drunk at the bar hitting on everyone's partners.
Tony is the karaoke host.
Chip is there with his wife but keeps sending her to the buffet table so he can sneakily slip across to tim and engage him in deep conversation whilst "brushing" his hand against his lap. He will end the night with torri.
mr aniston is the guy who cant dance so he keeps watching other people and imitating their dance moves.
argos is the gatecrasher who sits and peoples tables and makes awkwardly mean statements no one much enjoys.

In the end, Libs will be slumped across the toilet with vomit on her blouse, Dino and I will have fallen asleep under a table, with vomit on our tops, and Tim will be getting a blowjob from Harry, with a lil bit of vomit on his dick.
THIS WAS A FUN PARTY GUYS WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN SOME TIME.

John Savage, suffice to say, was not invited.

Maverikk was bounced at the door. As was Grill, who still managed to socialize with the smokers round the back.

Michael, I resent that description. As if I'd pay any attention to snack at a party Yoshue? Yes. Snack? DIAF.