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Corpse
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 The Dildo I doubt there has ever been a dildo thread at KJ.
So, here is the first official dildo thread for everyone to discuss the beautiful, the gross, or the meh wonders of the dildo.
_________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
“You have to pretend you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.”
"Paper is dead without words / Ink idle without a poem / All the world dead without stories."
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Korrgan
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Re: The Dildo My favorite dildo is da torri's ego. It's pretty big, ya'll.
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snack
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Re: The Dildo I heard dino is one.
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Christian
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Re: The Dildo I think a shrine dedicated to The Dildo is overdue in my house.
I just need to find one with spikes.
_________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Corpse
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Re: The Dildo  Would anyone consider this, really, serious question. _________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
“You have to pretend you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.”
"Paper is dead without words / Ink idle without a poem / All the world dead without stories."
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Christian
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Re: The Dildo Is that a Swarovski? lol
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Christian
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Re: The Dildo Corpse wrote:
Would anyone consider this, really, serious question.
Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson would invest in a double-headed one. _________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Corpse
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Re: The Dildo Robert Pattison just isnt that good looking. He is only decent looking when he's a 108 year old virgin vampire.  This one, something about it. _________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
“You have to pretend you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.”
"Paper is dead without words / Ink idle without a poem / All the world dead without stories."
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snack
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Re: The Dildo that kid is like 16, Corpse.
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Corpse
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Re: The Dildo 17
_________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
“You have to pretend you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.”
"Paper is dead without words / Ink idle without a poem / All the world dead without stories."
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Christian
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Re: The Dildo My (step-?) cousins used to have classes with that kid, lol.
_________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Corpse
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Re: The Dildo _________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
“You have to pretend you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.”
"Paper is dead without words / Ink idle without a poem / All the world dead without stories."
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The Scottie
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Re: The Dildo Cartman: "Mom, kitty's being a dildo."
Ms. Cartman: "Then I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight."
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Christian
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Re: The Dildo The Scottie wrote: Cartman: "Mom, kitty's being a dildo."
Ms. Cartman: "Then I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight." OMG I REMEMBER that. That line really cracked me up. _________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Magic Mike
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Re: The Dildo I would love to see Robert Pattinson with a dildo!  Hottie!  Anyway, I'm not into them. I like the real deal or nothing at all. There's just no substitute.
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Mau
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Re: The Dildo So do you use dildos corpse?
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Libs
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Re: The Dildo McSteamy wrote: So do you use dildos corpse? 
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Corpse
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Re: The Dildo I do not. *tear*
_________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
“You have to pretend you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.”
"Paper is dead without words / Ink idle without a poem / All the world dead without stories."
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Mau
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Re: The Dildo Corpse wrote: I do not. *tear* that's great!! _________________
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Christian
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Re: The Dildo Mike wrote: I like the real deal or nothing at all. So... a vagina? _________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Magic Mike
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Re: The Dildo Christian wrote: Mike wrote: I like the real deal or nothing at all. So... a vagina? Ha. No .
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Re: The Dildo McSteamy wrote: Corpse wrote: I do not. *tear* that's great!! Everything else would have been 'great' as well, wouldn't it?
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Mau
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Re: The Dildo Argos wrote: McSteamy wrote: Corpse wrote: I do not. *tear* that's great!! Everything else would have been 'great' as well, wouldn't it? Yes...... _________________
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getluv
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Re: The Dildo dildos are good.
especially when u can take a cock with one at the same time.
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