yeah so i'm ripping off baba's thread, and if he doesn't like it, he can kiss my ass...




and i'm too lazy to write my own questions, so i'll just use the ones he used.



a) What do you gather about me from the times we've spent together?

b) What do you gather about me from the way I write. Not the content. Just the way. An answer in any context will do.

c) What do you gather about me from the way I write? Not the way, just the content. An answer in any context will do.

d) What do you gather about my life? While (a) deals with the person I am, this deals with my life (aka in context to external factors)

e) How do you think you feel about me? What vibe am I sending off to you?

f) What do you gather we'd be like if we actually met and spent time together? How do you think you will feel about me then?

g) What about me don't you understand? What about me frustrates you?

h) Do you think I have it in me to betray you, be disloyal to the relationship or ever let you down?

i) Do you think I think too much of myself?

j) Do you think that I have things that I hide deep within me, from you, from others?

k) Most importantly, if we knew each other in real life, could a person like me ever be in your first tier of friends? If yes, why? If yes, could I ever be more than that first tier? That best friend type of friendship.

Only honest answers are welcome here.

You have the 6th freedom to use any personal attack you wish.

Kisses Darth Pimp's ass.

Oh that is h0tt!!!!!

After the last week, I wouldn't dream of asking people to judge me.

Or maybe, since he's ripping you off,

he's kissing yours?

-Dolce

That Dolcee, almost all of them do ..

I've been ripped off so many times, I don;t even keep track of it anymore.

so...............are u guys going to judge me or not ?

Does a man feed his pigeons? Think about THAT!

I dont like to judge people


You suck :wink:

I lick. There's a difference.

In any event, Darth is one smokin' pimp. I don't need to answer a million questions to come to that conclusion.

I'm Darth Pimp's hoe. That says enough. I might be moving up the ranks though.

So, you do all of his gardening work? That's cool. I would be more impressed to meet his ho.

Sorry, HO. :wink:

I'm only here to point out the spelling errors of others.

I'm far to eager to judge all of you. For darth, I'm going to give two answers....my initial gut reaction answer, and then a more serious one after I have pondered it for a few moments.

a) What do you gather about me from the times we've spent together?
Gut reaction: You talk big, but I'm not buying it. I still say you're 12 years old, have never met a lady that wasn't part of your family, and rarely see outdoor light.

The serious answer: You're very funny, rarely serious, and you strike me as someone who likes to have a good time.

b) What do you gather about me from the way I write. Not the content. Just the way. An answer in any context will do.
Gut reaction: From your pure writing style you appear to be fairly intelligent, though you rarely show it.

The serious answer: Ok, you show it once in awhile.

c) What do you gather about me from the way I write? Not the way, just the content. An answer in any context will do.
Gut reaction: The content of your writing is always, ghetto, pimp, and the babes. You and small penis comes to mind.

The serious answer: I think you should try to be more serious once in awhile. Life isn't all about pimpin'.

d) What do you gather about my life? While (a) deals with the person I am, this deals with my life (aka in context to external factors)
Gut reaction: Again, 12 years old, small penis, never talked to a woman.

The serious answer: I gather you are a smart college student who like to party on the weekend.

e) How do you think you feel about me? What vibe am I sending off to you?
Gut reaction: You come on to me once too often and it makes me uncomfortable.

Serious answer: Funny and easy going.

f) What do you gather we'd be like if we actually met and spent time together? How do you think you will feel about me then?
Gut reaction: I'd have to arrest you.

Serious answer: I think we'd get along just great. We seem to both have a warped sense of humor, and although I am smarter and sexier, everyone could use a friend that makes them look even hotter.

g) What about me don't you understand? What about me frustrates you?
Gut reaction: How do you get an internet connection or power in Lebanon?

Serious answer: I can honestly say I don't recall ever being frustrated by you. We've never clashed. I'm not sure there's anything that confuses me about you.

h) Do you think I have it in me to betray you, be disloyal to the relationship or ever let you down?
Gut reaction: Sure. You wouldn't be much of an evil pimp if you were trustworthy.

Serious answer: I'm guessing you're like bABA. Both of you strike me as being very loyal people. So, I'll go with no.

i) Do you think I think too much of myself?
Gut Reaction: Hell yes.
Serious answer: Hell yes.

j) Do you think that I have things that I hide deep within me, from you, from others?
Gut reaction: Like those times you dress up like a slutty girl and jump over the fence into a male prison yard?
Serious answer: Sure.

k) Most importantly, if we knew each other in real life, could a person like me ever be in your first tier of friends? If yes, why? If yes, could I ever be more than that first tier? That best friend type of friendship.
Gut reaction: Yes.
Serious answer: No.
The real serious answer: No
Ok, this time I'm serious: No
Here's my real answer: No. Ok, yes.

Pfft, Tony with his Jennifer Garner dress, and Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back autographed poster, and your long answers to Darth's questions.

HAHAHahahaaaaaa!

I'll post more pictures soon. I thoroughly enjoy making you jealous.

Sincerely,
Jenny's #1 fan
TonyMontana

If I cannot even judge myself, then how can I judge you? :?

Pimp's new avatar is eerie in that it is so similar to the way I described my image of him in the old BOM thread about usernames and images associated with them that we posted in a month ago.

Pimp's Av is wicked! Me likey!!

No fair!!!

It is safe to assume that you're NOT her #1 fan as Miss Garner hates being called Jenny. She prefers James.

I'd never call her Jenny anyway. That's what my grandmother is called, and that's wrong. Jennifer sounds sexier, anyway.

You read TonyMontana (IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?!), that's the real fan.