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 MikeQ's Pre-Birthday Extravaganza 
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Post MikeQ's Pre-Birthday Extravaganza
Our favourite altar boy, Mikeq is dying. Dying to be with me, that is.

Because of that, I'm throwing him the birthday party of all mothafucking birthday party threads.

Now because its a pre-party, everyone has to say one sexual (or non-sexual) thing they luv about our mikeq. How much do u want to have his q inside you?


Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:39 pm
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I would like to be his cumbucket.

Even a cum rag would be fine.

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Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:42 pm
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cum rags should only come from Egypt.


Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:45 pm
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Would you settle for cumtainer?

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Post Re: MikeQ's Pre-Birthday Extravaganza
Christian wrote:
I would like to be his cumbucket.

Even a cum rag would be fine.


My friend Jess called my other friend a "cum-hump dumpster" the other day and I laughed for about 5 years. I do not know why I found this so funny. getluv explainnnnnn

But happy early birthday MichaelQ!


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Cummerware?

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Tim. Yes. :thumbsup:

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I like the Q.


Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:47 pm
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Libs wrote:
Christian wrote:
I would like to be his cumbucket.

Even a cum rag would be fine.


My friend Jess called my other friend a "cum-hump dumpster" the other day and I laughed for about 5 years. I do not know why I found this so funny. getluv explainnnnnn

But happy early birthday MichaelQ!


im a cum-hump dumpster. basically ur friend has extra fuel in her body.


Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:47 pm
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yeah i've never heard cum-HUMP dumpster, but cum dumpster basically is saying they are a whore for semen. a cum receptacle

Tim


Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:50 pm
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Groaning wrote:
I like the Q.


careful his Q is HUGE

Tim


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timothy wrote:
Groaning wrote:
I like the Q.


careful his Q is HUGE

Tim


like that?

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Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:55 pm
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hahahahaha oh my

a tight hole with a dangly bit

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timothy wrote:
hahahahaha oh my

a tight hole with a dangly bit

Tim


Ok now I'm scared. :unsure:

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timothy wrote:
Groaning wrote:
I like the Q.


careful his Q is HUGE

Tim


groaning likes cock docking btw. he admitted it to me.


Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:04 pm
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timothy wrote:
yeah i've never heard cum-HUMP dumpster, but cum dumpster basically is saying they are a whore for semen. a cum receptacle

Tim


thats me. though. i clean after.

who has heard my chocolate milk story?


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getluv wrote:
timothy wrote:
Groaning wrote:
I like the Q.


careful his Q is HUGE

Tim


groaning likes cock docking btw. he admitted it to me.


aaaaaaaaaaah.

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Dino is an industrial sized cum-dumpster. Can handle extra large loads.

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cannot. that's what my mouth is for.


Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:11 pm
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Well your mouth runneth over. Time to find a new hole.

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Post Re: MikeQ's Pre-Birthday Extravaganza
Haha, yay getluv!! Thanks!! :D But this is a super early pre-birthday extravaganza I would say! But I'm not complaining. ;)

Oh, and you can be my cum dumpstar any day, getluv. ;)

Peace,
Mike


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ur birthday is on monday. and ur turning 34, that's an exiciting age


Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:16 pm
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I thought this was his sweet sixteen...

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34? Wow. Did you mean 24, Dino? Because he doesn't look 34 in his pics.

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oops, 44


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