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 It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue 
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Post It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
I don't know about the rest of you, but this morning here in St.Louis, it's 0 Degrees with a windchill of -15.. It's so cold, I can't even get a hardon when looking at a hot chick cause my balls have frozen up.. How cold is it where you folks are?? :cold:


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Post Re: It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
You live in St. Louis too? I went outside this morning and I could feel my face freezing up. It's ridculous.


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pray to god and praise him that its -0

its -40 here for a second day. and apparently, its like this for the next 3 more days. fuck i mean our high tomorrow is -29. minus fucking 29!!! i think 2 of my fingers have frost bite cause i just had to go out for a bit. car would barely start up.

i just came from 30 degrees C dammit. this is a 70 degree change for me.


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bkb

pray to god and praise him that its -0

its -40 here for a second day. and apparently, its like this for the next 3 more days. fuck i mean our high tomorrow is -29. minus fucking 29!!! i think 2 of my fingers have frost bite cause i just had to go out for a bit. car would barely start up.

i just came from 30 degrees C dammit. this is a 70 degree change for me.


Damn dude that sucks.


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Post Re: It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
our forecast for the next few days.

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/caon0512


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Post Re: It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
Just to clarify... -29 in Canada is really like -17 is the US where we use real measurments.

But, 0 in the morning would be a heatwave here too... it's gets to -10F during the night (with a windchill of -25+). Plus we have 40 feet of snow on the ground.

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Post Re: It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
My forecast for the next few days.

It seems that it's going to be raining quite a bit, but that tends to happen a lot this time of year. However, the rain just acts as a cooling effect and the humidity thereafter isn't that bad.

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Floydboy wrote:
My forecast for the next few days.

It seems that it's going to be raining quite a bit, but that tends to happen a lot this time of year. However, the rain just acts as a cooling effect and the humidity thereafter isn't that bad.


It's 81F there!!!! :whaa:

I think I remember what rain looks like, but I can't remember what 81F feels like. :(

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Post Re: It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
what is oh degrees? is that like one colder than N and hotter than P, or the other way around?


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TonyMontana wrote:
Floydboy wrote:
My forecast for the next few days.

It seems that it's going to be raining quite a bit, but that tends to happen a lot this time of year. However, the rain just acts as a cooling effect and the humidity thereafter isn't that bad.


It's 81F there!!!! :whaa:

I think I remember what rain looks like, but I can't remember what 81F feels like. :(

What's really funny is when it gets down to 65 or even 60 (at night obviously) sometimes the national newspapers always have a front page saying "How Cold!" and you see an old lady with a large coat on. It happens at least once a year.

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TonyMontana wrote:
Just to clarify... -29 in Canada is really like -17 is the US where we use real measurments.

But, 0 in the morning would be a heatwave here too... it's gets to -10F during the night (with a windchill of -25+). Plus we have 40 feet of snow on the ground.


Yes but -40 C = - 40F


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snack wrote:
what is oh degrees? is that like one colder than N and hotter than P, or the other way around?


It's obviously when the temperature outside causes sexual pleasure, snack. Notice BKB talked about blue balls. Nothing more attractive exists.


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You guys all need to buy something like this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000XNK3BA/ref ... nkCode=asn

I got it a few years ago (in black, and they were a little cheaper because my family went to a store and my mom finaggled a discount price for buying coats for the entire family) and I will never give it up. I plan to keep it for the next couple decades. It goes down to below the knees and keeps your whole body warm. I feel like a swathed little mummy in it, but it does the job better than any other coat. Those geese up there in Canada deal with Arsi's observed temperatures all the time, so clearly plucking them for every feather they are worth is a good idea. :thumbsup:


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bABA wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
Just to clarify... -29 in Canada is really like -17 is the US where we use real measurments.

But, 0 in the morning would be a heatwave here too... it's gets to -10F during the night (with a windchill of -25+). Plus we have 40 feet of snow on the ground.


Yes but -40 C = - 40F


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70 degrees here. Has been for a few weeks.

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Post Re: It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
struggling to get to 0 today in chicago. it's pretty cool I think.


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dolcevita wrote:
You guys all need to buy something like this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000XNK3BA/ref ... nkCode=asn

I got it a few years ago (in black, and they were a little cheaper because my family went to a store and my mom finaggled a discount price for buying coats for the entire family) and I will never give it up. I plan to keep it for the next couple decades. It goes down to below the knees and keeps your whole body warm. I feel like a swathed little mummy in it, but it does the job better than any other coat. Those geese up there in Canada deal with Arsi's observed temperatures all the time, so clearly plucking them for every feather they are worth is a good idea. :thumbsup:



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Post Re: It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I want one in black. And I live in freaking Texas, and will be moving to L.A. in a few years. But it's so secksay.

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Post Re: It's O Degrees This Morning And My Balls Are Blue
It's going to be a low of -3 or lower tonight! Yay!, not. This is the coldest temperatures in St. Louis since January 5, 1999.


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