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Post Re: Mexican Ninjas's Headquarters ( and corpse's too)
daftme wrote:
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Philippines has a law too, but noone really cares. Kids drink, drive, and have sex when they're like 13-15 lol.


same here :D
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dont think i should be smiling about that :|


daftme, do you a secret you have to share? :D

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_co ... th_America

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Article 261 of the Federal Criminal Code (PDF) states that: ”Whoever, without the purpose of reaching copulation, performs a sexual act in a person under 12 or in a person that has no capacity of understanding the meaning of the act or that for any reason cannot resist, or demands that the act is performed, will be punished with a term of 2 to 5 years in prison”. If the offender uses moral or physical violence, an extra half term is added to the initial time.


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I love Wikipedia :happy:


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I'm GaGa wrote:
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Is there a law in mexico like that one?, when are you legal in mexico :huh:


ummm Mexico doesn't care (:
why do you think most girls get pregnant before there 19 ¬¬



At 19 they're grandmas :P


Man, that would make me the great-great grandfather

ABUELITOOOOO

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Does anyone actually waits 'till they're 18 to buy beer, have sex, I think those laws are pointless

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matatonio wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Mexico:
Article 261 of the Federal Criminal Code (PDF) states that: ”Whoever, without the purpose of reaching copulation, performs a sexual act in a person under 12 or in a person that has no capacity of understanding the meaning of the act or that for any reason cannot resist, or demands that the act is performed, will be punished with a term of 2 to 5 years in prison”. If the offender uses moral or physical violence, an extra half term is added to the initial time.


Oh shet, there's a CHANCE :D :whistle: :D

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At 12!!!! :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:

Why dont they just erease that law it's still pointles:)

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i hate everything ¬¬
hahahaa
oook no :|

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It too varies from state to state


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can we stop talking about laws :|

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Remember we're in mexico with $200 pesos you can go out, kill someone, then pay the police and they'll help you to bury the body ¬¬

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I'm GaGa wrote:
Remember we're in mexico with $200 pesos you can go out, kill someone, then pay the police and they'll help you to bury the body ¬¬

yay!!...

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im bored again...

Almendra says Hi!

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hahaha It's a cute cat :)

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im bored again...

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ALMOND!!!! I missed that bitchy cat lol

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Shes cute and all but she can be a total bitch.


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i hate Mexico ¬¬
and i hate the police :(
we need more CSI Miami kind of people over here
someone broke into my house while my family and i where on vacations in Puerto Vallarta ( ;) fuun!)
we believe it was the police :(

one of my best friends and another guy got killed in september
and they have no idea who did it!

my uncle got killed a year ago and nobody here even bothers in finding out

we need better people around here, Justice!

DAFTME FOR PRESIDENT!

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that cat looks evil :|

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i almost get to 200 posts :D

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yayy lalalala

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You know, i did i quiz here online on How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you and theres a 85% chance she is going to murder me!... 85%!!


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daftme wrote:
i hate Mexico ¬¬
and i hate the police :(
we need more CSI Miami kind of people over here
someone broke into my house while my family and i where on vacations in Puerto Vallarta ( ;) fuun!)
we believe it was the police :(

one of my best friends and another guy got killed in september
and they have no idea who did it!

my uncle got killed a year ago and nobody here even bothers in finding out

we need better people around here, Justice!

DAFTME FOR PRESIDENT!

yayy applause applause



Everyone, anyone but Horatio Caine, please :disgust:

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matatonio wrote:
You know, i did i quiz here online on How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you and theres a 85% chance she is going to murder me!... 85%!!


Hahahahahhilarious

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I hate Horatio and his sunglasses.


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Christian wrote:
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You know, i did i quiz here online on How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you and theres a 85% chance she is going to murder me!... 85%!!


Hahahahahhilarious


duck and hide :ninja:

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