I never understood where people thought she had a chiseled face. Yet, whenever someone is short on reasoning, they go for that one. Goddamn it, you two. I'm hijacking my own thread. Just for that!

My stomach usually always enjoys conversations with itself in lots of quiet situations.

Well you know what that means.....Public execution...

"Really fit" would mean a female that is better than the average 'look at her, she is nice looking' type bird. You get me? the sorta "ooh look theres my friend Lisa, but theres a really fit girl behind her, called Halle Berry"....get me? that was an example, in terms of class of girl it was meant.

Palestinian style...

All right, good enough. But, now you're under arrest by the Hijack Police. You have the right to remain stupid. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of silliness. You have the right to a moderator. If you do not have a moderator to defend your hijacking, a moderator will be assigned to you.

... well, you didn't really hijack. Hijacking would be, well... this. I'm under arrest. DAMMIT.

Okay, I'll save myself again:

I threw up in a certain coffee shop once. It wasn't very pleasent.

Man that sounds wacky...

I got hit in the face with a frisbee when I was a kid. I was bleeding a lot...

You know those Student of the Month things you had in Elementary.

Well in my school, when you got the award you went on stage, sat down, and waited for everyone to receive the award. Well I went to sit down in the front row, and the rest of the students were sitting on the floor of the auditorium. I felt really dizzy, covered my mouth, but I couldn't hold it! I ended up throwing up on half of the first grade.....


No one ever forgave me for that.

Wow. You win the thread...

Yes, that is the winner so far.

I was at a movie with my wife, and I got up to go to the bathroom during the movie. When I returned, I got the wrong aisle and sat next to another girl I didn't know. She was sitting alone as her boyfriend/husband had also went to the bathroom. Anyhow, I sat next to her without looking at her and leaned over real close and asked what happened. I then noticed she was leaning very far away from me and wasn't my wife. At the same time her boyfriend/husband had returned and was coming down the aisle looking very confused and slightly pissed. I managed to explain without getting punched, but it wasn't easy.

I (19) was in a video-store, with my brother (21). I went off looking at other movies that my brother wasnt interested in, when i returned (or, thought i did) i was talking to my brother about the movie i'd just seen, ut it wasnt my brother i was talking to, it was another guy, i felt like a right twat!!!

To me to, with my teachers

I had this one English teacher who everone hated and I said something like "What a moronic bum is that?" (because he is always that early in school that it makes the impression that he actually stays there overnight). And some further not so nice comments too. Well, he was standing right behind me.

And that happened twice.

With the same teacher.

Thats never happened to me, because im stealthy :wink:

Many years ago, in the "Heathen Days" as I call them, I went to a Waffle House really drunk (is there anyone sober at a Waffle House after 10 p.m. - including the staff?).

Anyway, I order a large amount of food, eat a few bites, get up, stagger and slowly sink to my hands and knees on the floor in front of about 20 people. Finally manage to make it to my feet and stumble to the bathroom where I prompty gave great sacrifices at the porcelain altar. When I came out, people just stared and a few laughed.

Here's one KJ user's most embarassing moment:

http://db.playego.com.br/orafiles/01122005120941567g.swf

I won't reveal who.





Cause it's not a KJ user, it's just some funny video I found.