1. President Bush- Oh how I dislike this man. He's very annoying, and I don't agree with one thing that he is doing. He brings religion into politics, which isn't necessary, just to justify his views on homsexuality or abortion. I wish he would just finish his term, and get the fuck out of the USA, so we can bomb his home, and see how he likes it.

2. Paris Hilton- absolutely no talent, she was funny on SNL, but her acting is horrendous, as is her singing.

3. Macy Gray- what kind of world do we live in when you can get a record deal for sounding like shit? She's a good songwriter, but aside from that she sucks. When she first came out her voice was different, but now its just off key and annoying.

4. Maroon 5- the lead singer is annoying, and I can tolerate a lot of rock bands, but I cannot stand them.

5. Usher- there's nothing really original about him. All of his songs are repetitive, and all of his dance moves just rip off Michael Jackson, and he's an over arrogant bastard.

^ just putting out of business, not harming them in any way.

I don't want to kill anyone but I would love the opportunity to beat the shit out of Mavy. Just to show him who's boss. Put him in a headlock and make him heap praise onto Peter Jackson.

Afterwards, we would make up and watch Million Dollar Baby.

*sigh* Soon you'll be saying Britney Spears is rock.

And soon you will learn Jennifer Garner is overrated.

I can almost imagine the connection with Rod and Jennifer Garner...almost.

Maroon 5 isn't a rock band. That's what Rod was getting at...