Rusty... I challenge you to a duel.
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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timothy wrote:  that looks hot!  can i watch? Tim
Its a south asian sport called kabbadi actually lol. go on google and click images. Watch as much as you want.
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:50 pm |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Just want to post this up for the next page again:
Here ye Here ye!!
This contest is scheduled for 3 falls.
The battle tonight is between Rusty and Zingaling.
Profiles.
Rusty
Real Name: Bubbles Chee-Kowsky.
Age: 16
From: Little known village, north of Ontario Canada.
Sex: Undetermined at this time. The jury is still out on this one.
Sexual preference: Local wildlife.
Profession: Commie B***h
Rusty's conception brought joy to his whole family. Not because they wanted a child but now they had a legitimate claim for suing Durex. When Rusty was born, the doctors could not determine his sex due to an irregularity in his genetilia. This irregularity also accounted for Rusty's squeeky voice. Hence the name Rusty
Story has it that his parents are strict and patriotic people and were well respected in the whole village. Yet Rusty harbors dreams of one day living in the States and finding himself a nice yankee soulmate, whatever he/she/it/that might be. When his mom drops him at Tim Hortons in their 'wagon' in the morning for his breakfast, he sneaks out from the back and gets himself a dunkin' donut coffee.
Picture of the Rusty's family transportation (rusty's family is middle class in the village so the vehicle is powered by Rusty. Next year, they plan on investing in a cow to move this vehicle.)
After his mom kisses him goodbye before school, he stands in front of the Canadian flag with the rest of the children, yet salutes this picture that he keeps in his pocket:
Tears role down his eyes as he mutters the words
Now it catches the gleam Of the morning's first beam,
and walks into his class
Rusty's class:
After school, he engages in his favorite sports, where he gets to make physical contact with other colleagues.
Ofcourse, Rusty's life, is the computer. So he quickly rushes to the townhall, which has now upgraded from 1 computer to 2 COMPUTERS and they just got the latest commodore 64 as well.
And at night, the whole town gathers up (all 84 of them) to enjoy their favorite Red green show. The show is taped by someone in the nearest city and sent every week for the town to enjoy on their 1 TV and vcr. The night ends with everyone listening to Rusty play a 10 year old out of tune guitar while they laugh at his voice and misfortune
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU, RUSTY!!

Last edited by bABA on Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:51 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:40 pm Posts: 36662
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Rusty, rusty, rusty... where art thou?
Hurry up biatch.
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:53 pm |
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Chris
life begins now
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:09 pm Posts: 6480 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Ah, I just realized I wont be here for it.  CSI's on.
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:56 pm |
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 26066 Location: In good ol' Mexico
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i have to be here!!
good thing this is eastern time!!
...................i hope Rusty isnt backing up!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:59 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Chris wrote: Ah, I just realized I wont be here for it.  CSI's on.
Make sure you vote when you return from watching CSI. I'm pretty sure you will vote for me anyways, since Rusty supports communism, although he claims to "hate them". I have video footage of him worshipping a shrine of Joesph Stalin. Vote for me and I will show you it. :wink:
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:59 pm |
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timothy
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 fuck
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Last edited by timothy on Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:01 pm |
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 26066 Location: In good ol' Mexico
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Crap!!............im not going to be here!!
i have a Birthday party to got too!! :evil:
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:21 pm |
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Eagle
Site Owner
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:09 pm Posts: 14631 Location: Pittsburgh
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Someone better tell rusty!
KJ
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:57 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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I'll extend the amount of time he has. If he responds before 9:00pm, then we'll move it to 9:30 or 10:00. If he doesn't respond by 10:00pm, we must postpone it to another day. It can't be tomorrow night, I'll be at my school football game, then seeing The Grudge. 
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:02 pm |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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our second host, torrino is also missing. hence we didnt get a zingaling analysis
is someone here who can take rusty's place as back up?
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:12 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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I hope it will start eventually...I want to be here when it starts 
_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:13 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Will he show up? Who knows. But, here are the rules and guidlines of this duel.
1. bABA will introduce each of us at the start time (scheduled for 9:00pm). After the introduction, the fight will begin.
2. This duel will consist of three rounds. In each round, we will each submit 3 pictures of women (they don't have to be hot, but it's the player's choice). After each of us have submitted our pictures, we will give the audience some time to decide on who did the better job. No voting will take place at this time. Round 2 will be the same. 3 pictures, and then some time for the audience to decide on who did better. Still no voting taking place. Round 3, however, will be slighty different. In Round 3, we will each submit a whopping 10 pictures of women. Once we have both submitted our pictures, we will give the audience time to decide. Then, voting will begin. The poll will be up to either vote for me or rusty.
3. The voting will go on for approx. 1-2 hours, depending on when you get your ass here.
4. The winner will own the loser for one week.
Other things to know...
-bABA will be introducing the two of us, and him and torrino will be the "commentators", like in WWE. They will make comments during our rounds on how good each of us are doing.
-For the pictures we post, the guidlines will be the same as the ones for the Hot Women Thread. No nudity.
-Refreshments are being sold at the entrance. You might not be able to get food since Dolcevita will be in line eating gummy bears the majority of the time. Recommended that you bring your own food.
So, now we must wait for rusty to show up so we can see if were gonna duel tonight or not. If so....
ENJOY THE SHOW!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:16 pm |
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Anonymous
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I want my money back!!!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:20 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Nebs wrote: I want my money back!!!
Refunds are given at the refund section.
*Nebs looks around for refund section*
No refunds! Mwahahahaha! If you want your money back, get it from rusty for not showing up.
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:22 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Rusty is here!!!! I see him!!!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:29 pm |
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rusty
rustiphica
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what's going on?
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:30 pm |
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 26066 Location: In good ol' Mexico
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Zingaling wrote: Rusty is here!!!! I see him!!!
i was going to post the same thing!!!!!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:30 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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rusty wrote: what's going on?
Read the thread.
By the way, submit your predictions for Box Office Pairs!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:33 pm |
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rusty
rustiphica
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Zingaling wrote: rusty wrote: what's going on? Read the thread.  By the way, submit your predictions for Box Office Pairs!
is that due for today or something?
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:34 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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rusty wrote: Zingaling wrote: rusty wrote: what's going on? Read the thread.  By the way, submit your predictions for Box Office Pairs! is that due for today or something?
Tomorrow morning by 7. I suggest you do it now. And do you accept the challenge!?!?!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:35 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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BRING IT ON! BRING IT ON! BRING IT ON!
_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:35 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Rusty, the people are waiting.
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:39 pm |
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 26066 Location: In good ol' Mexico
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yes im waiting C'MON!!
BTW is it possible you can extend the voting hours, for those who are not going to be on line!!
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:41 pm |
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rusty
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:41 pm |
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