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 bABA's Tips for Dating!!!! (revealed within) 
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Post bABA's Tips for Dating!!!! (revealed within)
Well, since bABA unveiled my secret to dating for everyone's use, thus stealing my mojo, its only fair that I return the favor. I have learned alot about bABA's quirky dating habits, and someof them are quite cute, here, check them out for yourself:

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1. For any occasion, buy your girl a card. Something with a hint of passion and love. But first, take the card and find some rose petals. Put a bunch of petals inside and close it up in it's envilope. Give it to her somewhere where your not around. As it opens the petals fall everywhere, she'll love it.


Awwwwww, who would have thought bABA had it in him to come up with such sentimental productions. Be happy he is sharing this insight with you.

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2.This tip is for guys! I have come to find out that what my girlfriend really loves is to be secure. What I mean by that is ladyies want to be secure by you holding them in your arms, that makes them feel safe, and it's also romantic in another way. Ladyies also like to be secure FINANCIALLY! That's a very BIG ONE! Mainly all they want is a romantic guy.


I don't understand this one, but bABA has assured me it is true.

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3. Spend an evening looking through your date's picture books and high school yearbooks. Find a comfortable place in the home free from distractions to sit down together. The pictures in these books will be lots of fun for the person showing them. This is also a guaranteed night of laughing together. You will learn a lot about that person as they tell you the stories and experiences behind each picture.


Wait? Does anyone keep photoalbums anymore? What kind of tip is this?

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4. Set up a candlelit dinner in your car. All you need is one or two candles unless you have a van or an suv. Keep an extinguisher and a bottle of water around in the trunk. Add a vase with fresh or fake flowers to the back window. Do this in the winter, in a nice park; while its snowing. Push the fronts seats as far back as you can. Order a pizza, pick it up and eat it in the car. Have the radio or cd player on.


Girls and Cars. It doesn't get much better than this.

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5. When my girlfriend moved away and we had planned a long awaited visit. I got this crazy idea to drive her crazy. 4 weeks before I arrived, I would send her a different package. The first week I sent a bottle of chocolate syrup. The second week it was a jar of marchino cherries. The 3 week it was a package of nuts and the fourth and final was a box of Dream whip. Needless to say she was dying of curiosity when I got off the plane. I just batted my big brown eyes and replied "I thought sharing an ice cream sundae, would be a great way to spend our first night together after not seeing each other for 10 weeks." BOY, did we have fun !!!


This is one of bABA's brightest moments. He really likes ice cream sundaes apparently, and he's perfected how to bat his big brown eyes.


That's just 5 of them, but he will gladly give you more sagely advice if you ask. And remember TONS of PDA is the BEST.


Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:03 pm
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CNN's Breaking news service.

A brown 23 year old man was found dead in a pool of puke. Experts say he vomited himself to death. They found a computer next to him, leading detectives to believe he was browsing some sort of a forum.

Sadly, one detective glanced across the accessed page and proceeded to demise in the same manner as a 23 year old man.

The page has been printed and taken in as evidence.

More on this developing story at 6pm.


Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:11 pm
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CNN's Breaking news service.

A brown 23 year old man was found dead in a pool of puke. Experts say he vomited himself to death. They found a computer next to him, leading detectives to believe he was browsing some sort of a forum.

Sadly, one detective glanced across the accessed page and proceeded to demise in the same manner as a 23 year old man.

The page has been printed and taken in as evidence.

More on this developing story at 6pm.


:lol:

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, bABA. Thanks.


Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:54 pm
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Thanks Baba! I used these tips to woo my ex back and my penis grew 8 inches!!!!!

Now she'll never complain about that again!


=D>

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Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:16 am
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Michael wrote:
Thanks Baba! I used these tips to woo my ex back and my penis grew 8 inches!!!!!

Now she'll never complain about that again!


=D>


now if only you could get that girth back upto 3 inches, she might actally feel something other than something sharp pinching her all the way back..

**i can't believe i actually said that**


Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:50 am
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bABA wrote:
Michael wrote:
Thanks Baba! I used these tips to woo my ex back and my penis grew 8 inches!!!!!

Now she'll never complain about that again!


=D>


now if only you could get that girth back upto 3 inches, she might actally feel something other than something sharp pinching her all the way back..

**i can't believe i actually said that**


Actually, im pretty sure that i fell some chaffing going on last night!!!!!!!!

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Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:18 pm
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Michael wrote:
bABA wrote:
Michael wrote:
Thanks Baba! I used these tips to woo my ex back and my penis grew 8 inches!!!!!

Now she'll never complain about that again!


=D>


now if only you could get that girth back upto 3 inches, she might actally feel something other than something sharp pinching her all the way back..

**i can't believe i actually said that**


Actually, im pretty sure that i fell some chaffing going on last night!!!!!!!!


thats called progress. keep it up ... the odd touch here and there ain't enough


Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:00 pm
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Depends where you touch :P

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Michael wrote:
Depends where you touch :P


yes, but the frequency of touching matters too.


Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:26 pm
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:rofl:

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bABA wrote:
Michael wrote:
Depends where you touch :P


yes, but the frequency of touching matters too.


Actually, it dosent :p Your obviously not the master you thought! :D

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Michael wrote:
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Michael wrote:
Depends where you touch :P


yes, but the frequency of touching matters too.


Actually, it dosent :p Your obviously not the master you thought! :D


my experience is with only the ones who desire the best possible .. i do not interact with the easy ones .. the bigger the challenge, the better it is.

then again, you wouldn't know : )


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Michael wrote:
Thanks Baba! I used these tips to woo my ex back and my penis grew 8 inches!!!!!

Now she'll never complain about that again!


=D>


:lol: That was great.


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