Who is your mortal enemy. The one you will never be able to forgive & forget and who is always out to get you.

Mine is a guy named Thomas. We've been mortal enemies since we were kids. We lived on the same block, looked somewhat the same but we hated each other. We were friends for a little bit but things turned sour for some reason that I can't remember. I haven't seen Thomas in like 4 years but he's still my mortal enemy.

I really dont have any mortal enemies...rivalries....now thats another story....me and my cousin especially when we were younger we would always try to beat each toher about whos smarter but now he just kills me hes so freaking smart.. Hes only 6 months younger than me and he gets 99 averages damnnnn

i don't think i have a mortal enemy

Rusty is my mortal enemy. I've hated him since the first day I started posting.

The sun.

But I don't hate you :p

All canadians

rusty's gonna be mad

No he wont. I am having Rusty's love child...so he cant be that upset :wink:

Umm...

Megamoze?

hmm.....must have been some radical advances in medical technology

i dont have one!

lol what is your avatar supposed to be?

"Five great enemies to peace inhabit with us: viz., avarice, ambition, envy, anger and pride. If those enemies were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace."

- Petrarch


"Man is his own worst enemy."

- Cicero

gotta love deadly sins

lol!! think about it!

I don't really have a enemy.

lol looks like Mr. Bill from Saturday Night Live

As for myself, well, I don't really have one. I have a couple of guys that I don't like here and there, but nothing close to mortal enemies or something.

Onlne, though, it'd be Gold Master.

A kid named Johnny used to steal my marbles all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a little girl.

A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him

Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Johnny and found he had two warrants for his arrest. While attempting to arrest him, he decided to fight me. I won. And, I got to mace him. He was crying like a little girl. I haven't seen him since.

True story.

A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.

A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him

Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).


True story.

being a cop is cool eh

Mine is a guy named Dan.

We are the EXACT same person. He is my jewish twin. Except straight, err, I think

You know what Ben Franklin said, like charges repel (gettin into chemistry, lol), well... we certianly do!

We both wear preppy clothes and we are in the same clubs. We sit in the exact same chair on the opposite side of the room and club meetings and ignore eachother. He talks trash about me, so I do too. We are the preppy little blond boys, and everyone thinks he is gay too! I think that pisses him off alot, to be compared to me, eventhough I am hotter, funnier, and smarter

Mine is a guy named Dan.

We are the EXACT same person. He is my jewish twin. Except straight, err, I think

You know what Ben Franklin said, like charges repel (gettin into chemistry, lol), well... we certianly do!

We both wear preppy clothes and we are in the same clubs. We sit in the exact same chair on the opposite side of the room and club meetings and ignore eachother. He talks trash about me, so I do too. We are the preppy little blond boys, and everyone thinks he is gay too! I think that pisses him off alot, to be compared to me, eventhough I am hotter, funnier, and smarter

I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp!

Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were!