In the spirit of Diabolical lists, like Loyal's recent ranking of meetings, I give you:

Who I would invite to my wedding!!!

1) Arsi

Since I met Lisa, I've always known Arsi would be invited to the wedding. He was involved from the start, as I talked with him about her (for advice ... what the hell was I thinking) back before we were even a couple. Easy choice ... moving on!

2) Krem

Was kind enough to play host to a poor college boy wanting to see his beloved NFL team play. Had a great time, he's a great host and a great guy. Finding out he was a fellow Diablo fanatic just cements it in reality, the guy is getting an invite. He doesn't post much, so hopefully he will come and reminisce, cuddle and make the experience a memorable one.

3) Loyal

I've been trying to meet this fool forever, hopefully we get that accomplished before this. Either way, he's a fellow owner, a orgy fanatic, and one of the few people I have talked to from the site (I sure know how to pick um!). Plus, he seems the type of guy who would liven up the place: I envision him parachuting in while sacrificing a chicken in Lisa's honor and videotaping the entire thing as some off the wall TV pilot.

4) Galia

Awesome person, also talked to her about Lisa for advice when we first started dating. I hope she will attend because she's another person who I don't get to talk to enough. Regardless, I think her coming is more of a fantasy, despite how much I'd like her there, she hasn't had the best of relationship in the past with us Owners, and I'm not sure she wouldn't just laugh at me. Whatever, I'd want her there, and this is my fucking list, so she's getting an invite.


Others:

So who the hell else would I consider inviting?

Corpse?

No ... but really ... who? It'd be a short list considering that there is no way I could invite more than 10 people.

- Nebs - Stand up guy, deals with a lot of the BS I don't have to anymore. I'd like to meet him, what better time than when he can buy a gift in my honor.
- Snrub & Tony - My favorite duo, two great posters, would love to meet them both. I would die a happy man if I knew I orchestrated the first real life meeting of this duo.
- Ripper - Seems like an interesting person, and I have hopes she could persuade Galia to come. Double the pleasure, she deserves an invite for that alone.
- Xiayun - Interesting guy, has helped me out for a long time, and I would love to meet him, despite his unnatural love of all things Duke.
- Box - Someone needs to come to chart and graph everything ...

There ... seems like a good group. There are a few others on the fringe, but those are the ones who make the cut ... for now.

* Please note, I'm not even engaged. Have been with Lisa about two and a half years, and likely won't be getting married until 2010.

Tim and Cynthia.
Those are the only two people ive had enough extra-forum communication with to even consider inviting. I love you guys, but unless I developed a substantial offline friendship with you then it'd be odd.

I think i'm enough

Yay! I'm invited. I'll make snarky comments throughout the ceremony and then drink all your alcohol after.

I was planning on inviting you to my wedding

You're on the fringe, there's still time

Anyone who can get Galia to come can be invited.

Yeah, don't invite Corpse, she might try to steal your fiance.

I can start the Electric Slide.

I can get drunk enough that I will black out but still be walking around and making a fool of myself...

Galia can be my date, I'll pay for her hotel and drinks, so she will come.

I know how to treat a lady

I'm starting to think about this too.

Who's the lucky lady! Do you drag her to movies all the time the way I drag Lisa?

PLEASE DO!!!!

I'd invite some of you too. Maybe in 5-6 years or so...

I'M TELLING!!!

Galia would know.



She is very much into films too, so we drag each other. She knows a lot more about non-American films though.

AND WALL-E!!!

What?

I'm telling the person you're dating that you're thinking about getting married... and if you're not dating anyone, I'm telling every woman you come in contact with that you want to be married in 6 years or less

First of all, I said maybe.

Second of all, she'd know before you'd tell anyway