This may have been one of the stupidest movies ever but it had some of the most memorable hilarious lines i've ever heard!!

The Sphinx: To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

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The Sphinx: He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

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The Sphinx: You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

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The Sphinx: When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

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The Sphinx: Until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: My rage will be my master, right? That's what you were going to say, isn't it?

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Mr. Furious: So, why am I doing this again?
The Sphinx: Once you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelons on my feet?
The Sphinx: I don't remember asking you to do that.

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The Sphinx: You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.

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The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

Mystery Men

OOoh i forgot an important one.

Sphinx: If the pain hurts you, hurt the pain!

Never saw Mystery Men