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Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:12 am
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Bwahahaha! She's selling the boy on ebay? :shock: \:D/

Killi..nooooooo bring back the old avatar. That was one of the best avatars here, I swear. :cry:


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Dont be surprised if a lot of guys here like this one.


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Poor mom, doesn't realize her son isn't dating because he's probably gay.

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dolcevita wrote:
Bwahahaha! She's selling the boy on ebay? :shock: \:D/

Killi..nooooooo bring back the old avatar. That was one of the best avatars here, I swear. :cry:
LOL i got so tired of looking at it everytime i came on, i just need to take a break from it, ashley and me arent getting along, if you want i'll pass her on to you.

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well shes not selling the kid, she actually doesnt want money,...only a date....poor kid! and mom


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Ok. Phew.




How...strange.


I don't think many people will get that :razz:


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He is probably gay because if he cant get a girl with those facial features at his school then he most probably is gay and his mom can't accept it.

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Coasterman2002 wrote:
He is probably gay because if he cant get a girl with those facial features at his school then he most probably is gay and his mom can't accept it.


Well thats a great argument to jump to conclusions?


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Rod wrote:
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Ok. Phew.




How...strange.


I don't think many people will get that :razz:


I got it Rod. Hehe...you've been tweaking that self-depracatory humor to perfection as of late.


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Guys, do you REALLY believe it's his mom doing the work??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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The kid's just 15 and could be a late bloomer anyway


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He's only 15! 15!

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His name is Zach and he lives in Florida...

Does it ring a bell?

:lol:

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^LOL!!


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Dr. Lecter wrote:
His name is Zach and he lives in Florida...

Dos it ring a bell?

:lol:


:shock: Same age too and I believe hes an honor student too. Care to explain?


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Dr. Lecter wrote:
His name is Zach and he lives in Florida...

Does it ring a bell?

:lol:


:rofl:


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Most popular guy at school - with lots of friends and is good at sports and DOSENT have a girlfriend - Hmm.....why am i inclined to think this guys got a few sexuality issues?

Or his buddys are playing a super cruel joke on him :D

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or maybe his mom is just being momsy. moms say that.

but i think you're right. i think its his friends.


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You know what? I'm gonna put it out there that its not him its his mother..and it reminds me waaaaay too much of when I was young. Aside from "dating" *snicker* one guy in 8th grade, I didn't go on a single date or get a single smooch in highschool. My mom freaked. Whenever we went to a party or wanted to hold one she'd beg us (my twin and I) to invite boys. We wanted to have a New Years sleepover party once and just invite some close friend girls (hey..it was a sleepover afterall right) and she got mad we didn't invite any guys. Then she made a "deal" with us that she'd let us have the sleepover party if we promised to invite guys to the next party we had. :lol:

I'm still theorizing on the dual nature of parenting teenagers. Seriously, I can't tell if it was generational and that people in my parents generation were already dating pretty seriously or getting married by their late teens or what? Maybe moms are living vicariously through their kids sex lives? I have no freaking idea, but this kid is probably going to be playing the field just like I did by the time he's 20 and then his mom will worry that he is dating instead of not dating! Its a lose/lose situation if you ask me.


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If it really is his mom, it's kind of scary. She's like "he's got a six-pack too!". :shock: [-X


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bABA wrote:
Coasterman2002 wrote:
He is probably gay because if he cant get a girl with those facial features at his school then he most probably is gay and his mom can't accept it.


Well thats a great argument to jump to conclusions?


yeah and....i don't get what you're trying to say. In the above posts and the posts below me people have said the exact same thing and yet you question when i say that.

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Here is a description of my son:

Name: Zach

Age: 15

He is an almost straight student with a ton of friends.....




hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


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Coasterman2002 wrote:
bABA wrote:
Coasterman2002 wrote:
He is probably gay because if he cant get a girl with those facial features at his school then he most probably is gay and his mom can't accept it.


Well thats a great argument to jump to conclusions?


yeah and....i don't get what you're trying to say. In the above posts and the posts below me people have said the exact same thing and yet you question when i say that.


I can;'t comment on the post belwo me now can i : )

@Dolce: True. They are dual in some ways. While I do not know what the reasoning might be here (kids not turning out gay?), i know with my parents, and coming from a very conservative family, it all boiled down to marriage. The son should have lots of girls, and in my parent's case, going out was cool till one of us actually do. At that point, its still fine but the 24 hour survelience begins. Even now. I mean my parents know i'm out all the time and stuff but i make sure if theyre around and so if Rahm, i keep the door open if i'm in the room, i dont get close to her at all, physical contact unless neccessary is a big no no, though they never come out and say it but you can just tell : )

Ofcourse, there are those parents i've come across where if a girl calls up, people flip.

And we're guys!! With girls, it gets worse. My mom was still cool with my sister though. She was happy and encouraged her going out (after a certain age) but once she did, those 2 could not go anywhere unless friends were going out too. Fun fun fun. thank you for making my parents more liberal than the average family : )


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