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 Gwyneth Paltrow is not human 
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Post Gwyneth Paltrow is not human
She's the new subplot in the new X-FIles movie.

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I have never found Gwyneth to be the least bit attractive.

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"I simplify everything" ???? That makes me want to punch her in the left bewb, for reasons unknown. Stupid betch.

But yes, awful, awful, awful picture.

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Photoshopped from here till next tuesday. I never liked her though, shes so full of herself, but thats not the point. That why I somewhat like her, she's got that great snotty attitude even though she hasn't had a hit in YEARS. She's just really boring for me.


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And people wonder why so many people have eating disorders in this country. That photoshopped to hell and back picture makes her look freakish, her face looks like it was pasted on someone elses body. And why is she on a magazine cover? She hasn't done anything relevant in years.

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She looks like a character from AI.

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Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:22 am
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Post Re: Gwyneth Paltrow is not human
She was actually somewhat attractive in The Perfect Murder over a decade ago. Now...not so much.


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Joe wrote:
She was actually somewhat attractive in The Perfect Murder over a decade ago. Now...not so much.


She works best in movies like "Running With Scissors" where she isn't supposed to be pretty. Heh.

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TonyMontana wrote:
I have never found Gwyneth to be the least bit attractive.


though i loved her bush in great expectations

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