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Dr. Lecter
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 Worst celebrity child name Okay, there are a few crazy ones out there. Seriously, I don't know what's wrong with some of the actors/singers cursing their kids with those names for the rest of their lives (it's like they actually want their kids to be bullied...).
Some of the highlight's are:
Gwyneth Paltrow's - Apple
Steven Spielberg's - Destry
Geri Halliwell's - Bluebell Madonna
Victoria/David Beckham's - Brooklyn
Téa Leoni's and David Duchovny's - Kyd
Jason Lee's - Pilot Inspektor (WTF)
But Shannyn Sossamon definitely takes the cake by naming her son Audio Science!
I mean...the hell?
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jujubee
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Sorry, but nothing beats David Bowie's son's name: Zowie
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Korrgan
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Nothing's wrong with Brooklyn, I vaguely know a girl named it.
But yeah.. Zowie Bowie?
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FILMO
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Zowie Bowie?????????? lol I didnt know that  _________________Libs wrote: FILMO, I'd rather have you eat chocolate syrup off my naked body than be a moderator here.
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DKev
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Re: Worst celebrity child name I don't see anything wrong with Brooklyn at all. She'll probably go around calling herself Brooke. I always thought Apple was the absolute most retarded. But Bluebell Madonna, Pilot Inspektor, and Audio Science first and middle? Yeah those are embarrrrasing. Also, I don't think Destry is bad at all....just a little weird at first I guess.
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Price
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Re: Worst celebrity child name DKev1 wrote: I don't see anything wrong with Brooklyn at all. She'll probably go around calling herself Brooke. I think in this case Brooklyn is a he. _________________
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Price wrote: DKev1 wrote: I don't see anything wrong with Brooklyn at all. She'll probably go around calling herself Brooke. I think in this case Brooklyn is a he. Yup _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Don't forget that Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit.
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Re: Worst celebrity child name This reminds me of a Louis CK vid I watched last night. There should be some level of rules on what you can name your kid. Especially celebrities. I know people can name kids whatever they want, but there are an awful lot of celebs who name their kids like they're toys or food or ... job titles.
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Worst celebrity child name I feel bad for Audio Science. At least Bluebell can say "My mom was a Spice Girl!" and Kyd can say "My dad was Mulder!". Audio can say "My mom is Shannyn Sossamon! ... you know, from that shitty vampire show that comes on after Jennifer Love Hewitt's show on Fridays? No? What about One Missed Call? Not ringing a bell? Yeah, me neither. My name sucks."
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GuybrushX McMurphy
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Tommy Lee Jones' daughter: Victoria Kafka Jones
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Re: Worst celebrity child name You left out two.
Nicholas Cage has a child named Kal-el.
Courtney Cox Arquette has a daughter named Coco.
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Re: Worst celebrity child name scottof83 wrote: You left out two.
Nicholas Cage has a child named Kal-el.
Courtney Cox Arquette has a daughter named Coco. From Coco Chanel or Courtney Cox? If she had a son, would she name it Daar? Heh. _________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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jujubee
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Christian wrote: scottof83 wrote: You left out two.
Nicholas Cage has a child named Kal-el.
Courtney Cox Arquette has a daughter named Coco. From Coco Chanel or Courtney Cox? If she had a son, would she name it Daar? Heh. I vaguely remember her saying it was from Coco Chanel. But either way, Coco is a dog's name.
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DKev
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Dr. Lecter wrote: Price wrote: DKev1 wrote: I don't see anything wrong with Brooklyn at all. She'll probably go around calling herself Brooke. I think in this case Brooklyn is a he. Yup  ok that is quite horrible then.
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getluv
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Re: Worst celebrity child name my parents named me wrong, i think they can suffer as well.
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Re: Worst celebrity child name David Beckham named his son Cruz...
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getluv
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Waker of Winds wrote: David Beckham named his son Cruz... Cruz is actually kind of cool. if he was an ugly kid, then maybe not.
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Grill
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Re: Worst celebrity child name some others...
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan by Frank Zappa
Denim by Toni Braxton
Fifi-Trixibelle by Bob Geldof/Paula Yates
Jermajesty by Jermaine Jackson
Kal-el by Nicholas Cage
Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette
Wolfgang by Eddie Van Halen/Valerie Bertinelli
Zowie by David Bowie
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Grill wrote: some others...
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan by Frank Zappa
Denim by Toni Braxton
Fifi-Trixibelle by Bob Geldof/Paula Yates
Jermajesty by Jermaine Jackson
Kal-el by Nicholas Cage
Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette
Wolfgang by Eddie Van Halen/Valerie Bertinelli
Zowie by David Bowie Wolfgang is a rather normal German name... _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Grill
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Dr. Lecter wrote: Grill wrote: some others...
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan by Frank Zappa
Denim by Toni Braxton
Fifi-Trixibelle by Bob Geldof/Paula Yates
Jermajesty by Jermaine Jackson
Kal-el by Nicholas Cage
Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette
Wolfgang by Eddie Van Halen/Valerie Bertinelli
Zowie by David Bowie Wolfgang is a rather normal German name... yes but I based it on, he is living in America and I don't think either of his parents are German.
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Re: Worst celebrity child name The Buddha is not a celebrity but he did name his son Rahula ("impediment").  _________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Grill wrote: Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette
ok.....thats really hard! _________________Libs wrote: FILMO, I'd rather have you eat chocolate syrup off my naked body than be a moderator here.
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Grill wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Grill wrote: some others...
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan by Frank Zappa
Denim by Toni Braxton
Fifi-Trixibelle by Bob Geldof/Paula Yates
Jermajesty by Jermaine Jackson
Kal-el by Nicholas Cage
Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette
Wolfgang by Eddie Van Halen/Valerie Bertinelli
Zowie by David Bowie Wolfgang is a rather normal German name... yes but I based it on, he is living in America and I don't think either of his parents are German. Well Eddie did spend the first 6-7 years of his life in the Netherlands.
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GuybrushX McMurphy
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Re: Worst celebrity child name Fifi-Trixibelle is a rather common name in Germany, too.
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