Happy Birthday, Artur!

Unfortunately, I have nothing funny or witty to say - a first for me! Your birthday has left me without any humor...thanks a lot.

I just know there is a crazy German joke in here somewhere, that rusty hasn't already told... **think, tony, think!!**

Perhaps something about how your name missing an "h" and how it must be because your parents were heavy drinkers (like all Germans), and that would also explain your mental disorders? Nah, that's too obvious, and I can do much better than that.

I'll think a few days on this, and will ultimately find a way to insult you, your parents, all of Germany, and still wish you a happy birthday.