Thank you to minneapple and Michael for your thought provoking replies! They have been forwarded to my team of scientist for further study. Please await for further instructions which should follow in a few days.

I predict that SNRUB, LOYAL and RIPPER will be top 3.

Interview #14: insomniacdude



#1. If selected, would you proudly display the above graphic, which I crafted with my own hands, in your signature to let everyone know of our poweful alliance?
#2. While we are a duo, would you promise to not join up with the radical subversive group, the Community of Squee? Would you also not join into any other duo, even if they offer to play a game of naked Twister with you (this is a tactic used by Zingaling and torrino)?
#3. If we are in a heated debate with the Rainbow Sisterz, and you have a term paper that is due the next day that you haven't started yet, would you continue to assist me, or choose to do the term paper so you won't fail out of college?

I won't comment on any speculation, except to say I don't even know who would be top 3 at this point myself. There are a lot of very sexy applicants and this is going to be a tough decision.

I will note, however, that Ripper is late to her interview.

My team of scientist called my attention to this.

Bonus points have been awarded to minneapple. It was a cunning use of attempted sabotage to a fellow contestant, especially one that she likes. I admire the ruthlessness.

My lateness was largely due to
a) My friday was taken up doing interviews for radio and then enjoying drinks whilst eyeing up fine specimens of the human species known as "bar staff"

b) I had to first attack Jeff. My soul demanded it.

c) I actually used this Saturday for my first sleep in since Christmas.

I doubt this Cynthia character has as amazing reasons as those.

Interview #15: Gullimont



#1. If selected as my KJ soulmate, will you proudly display the above banner in your signature to signify our poweful alliance?
#2. While in the duo, would you promise not to weaken it by alligning with other members, or joining other radical groups at KJ?
#3. Congratulations on your first place finish as poster of the year. As a second place finisher, I can't help but wonder if anything should happen to you, would I take over as the poster of the year? What is your view on that? On a completely unrelated note, would you like to meet sometime... perferably where we could be alone?

You had me at "enjoying drinks".

Montana PI has such a fine, defined jawline and neck.
Much like Jennifer Garner*

*I realize im not talking about her any more, but i feel reminding tony of that common interest will serve me well.

1. Not only would I proudly display it in my signature (twice!), but I'd petition other members to put it in their signatures as well to properly provide exposure to KJ's number 1 duo. I'm sure our combined amazing sexiness will be enough to show people that we are truly a sight to behold, but for the poster in the forums into which we are too intelligent to venture (The Literature and Awards forums, for example) we must show them who the real power posters are at KJ.

2. Of course not. I have many faults*, but disloyalty is not one of them.

3. I do that anyway, outside of KJ's # 1 duo. If it were to contribute to our combined greatness, mixed with my devout dedication to procrastination, I can't even imagine to what ends I might go.

* - I don't

#1 I would display this banner with honor, to represent the sexiest KJ duo in history.

#2 Squee who?

#3 I can pretend to care about KJ due to how much a care about you. It would be an easy sacrifice to make for my KJ soulmate.

Lastly, I would like to apologize for my lateness. I got news that Kate Beckinsale was going to target unoccupied. i was hunting her in the hopes of bringing her to you. Sadly, I have failed, but I shall not give up this hunt!

1. Indeedily
2. They could offer hot asian chicks and I would resist
3. Naturally Its been written in my will that Montana takes the first position in the event of my demise................and yes meeting alone to dicuss way's to eliminate bABA would be great!

Having Gullimont as your soulmate is like having the devil up your arse. But at least the devil has some charm

Ummmmm, Kate Beckinsale at the SAG awards... Doesn't get much better Tony!

I just saw her on TV, but can't find a picture at the moment...

Interview #16: Demandred



#1. If we join forces - thus creating an "achievement point whore" duo like the world has never seen before - would you proudly display the above banner in your signature to signify this achievement?
#2. Would you promise to "coast" for a couple weeks on the points, so I can catch up with you?
#3. Being my partner may require you to spend more time in the Water Cooler. You will also have to learn who the Rainbow Sisterz and Z&T are, as we will soon be defeating them in an epic battle to become the #1 KJ duo of all time. Are you willing to do those things?

Thank you for your time, and I look forward to reading your reply.

@ insomniacdude, Ripper, and Gullimont - Thank you kindly for your replies. Your answers are being examined by my trained staff of monkeys at the TonyMontana Institute for Technology and Stuff, and I anticipate you shall be receiving further instructions in 2-3 days.

@RonBurgandy - Thanks for the heads up on the Kate Beckinsale sighting. Points have been deducted from Michael's account for his red carpet coverage of the SAG awards and awarded to your account.

I think I have 5 left. I hope to be done by tomorrow or Wed at the latest.

Interview #17: Rod



#1. If selected into this awesome duo, would you place the above picture into your signature to let KJ know of our powerful alliance?
#2. While employed in this duo, would you promise not to weaken it by joining radical fringe groups like the Community of Squee, or enter into any other KJ duo?
#3. Let's say it is Oscar night.... at this very moment they are handing out awards to actors for speaking in a fancy English accent and dressing like it is the year 1810. Meanwhile at KJ the Rainbow Sisterz or Z&T are threatening our status as the #1 KJ duo. Would you forgo watching which pompous actor/actress gets awarded for playing dress up to defend our #1 status?

Thank you for your time and interest. I look forward to studying your written reply.

INTERVIEW #18: The Dark Shape



#1. If selected, would you proudly display the above picture in your signature to notify all of KJ about our awesome pairing?
#2. Would you promise not to enter into any other duos, or join any other radical groups while in this duo?
#3. Your last comment suggested that you were only in this for the background report and banner. Are you still in the competition just for that reason, or do you really want to kick some ass in this duo?

Thank you for your time, I will be awaiting by my computer for your reply.

1. Absolutely. I have to add what a great job you did with it! I especially like how my name is in slightly smaller font than yours. This a good way of balancing the fact that I got you easily beat when comparing size in other ways. If you had made my name 35% smaller it would have been the perfect balance. AS it is, it is still great which really says something.

2. Not a chance in hell. Meaning yes. Yes, I promise. It's true that what others here have to offer is tempting at times, but ultimately it does not compare to what you and I have started and what we could become. While the temptation might always be there I think our first work of duty on our agenda is to simply take out other KJ duos early. Problem solved....it will ensure anything from tearing us apart.

3. Don't be silly. I would not choose the handing of academy awards to the ancient british over our duo. I would only choose the handing out of academy awards to sexy foreign people speaking sexy foreign languages (like maribel verdu) or handing out of academy awards to sexy not so foreign people (like laura dern) over our duo. i think it is safe to say the day that happens is the day hell freezes over. so we should be safe.

Thank you for the quick reply and professional answers, Rod. I have looked them over and they have been encoded onto a 5 1/4" floppy disk and fed into the Commodore 64 for further analysis. Please await further instructions, which should come in a few days.

Interview #18: be.redy



#1. If selected, would you proudly display the above banner - which demonstrates how our duo is fueled by a love of our puppies - to the rest of KJ by placing it in your signature?
#2. Would you promise not to join any other groups or duos at KJ while we are together?
#3. Whose puppy is cuter, yours or mine?

Interview #19: getluv



#1. If selected as my soulmate, would you proudly display the above banner in your signature?
#2. Do you promise not to join any other groups or duos while we are together?
#3. I love your spirit, getluv, but I worry about your stance on video games. Have you at all changed your mind on your opinion that video games are a worthless hobby that offer absolutely no benefits whatsoever?

I predict Juju and X to be the final two, with Ripper as a wildcard possibility. Also, I've come to the conclusion that Mrs Montana is really good at photoshop.