Match yourself with my avatar, bABA!

You always have AMAZING avatars, btw. Love you're current one.

This is a very bizarre thread.

Do me!

Me!

Me, when you get to it.

why not. DO IT!!!!!

Bump me to the top of the list, please

Eager to be disappointed sir.

Actually, I just think she's hot

My ex-avatar please (it's in my sig now)

Mine.

Dearest baba,

I have been awaiting my avatar judging for weeks. Do we have any idea when we'll be having our avatar's judged? I am currently entertaining other offers to have it judged by others. I would prefer to have it done by you, however - as I'm certain you understand - I can not wait to know for weeks or months.

I can hang in there a bit longer if I have some reassurance from you that you have not forgotten about us.

Thanks,
TonyMontana, President
TonyMontana Institute for Technology and Stuff (TITS)

Matatonio
Avatar Ranking: Police Protection



I've accused you in the past of being from Ontario, i claim that you did not casually dismiss but got terribly defensive about. Once in a while, you make sure people understand that your heritage is mexican. Now your avatar is the latest in this charade. It seems overly obvious tha tyou do not want your identity to be known as you're part of a major murder investigation and you're the star witness.

be.redy
Avatar Ranking: Bisexual



Is that tea!? or is that coffee?! Both can be served black. Is it a mix!!?? Your avatar is a clear indication that you wish to be ambigous about your sexual orientation in the hopes that straight people who like you do not turn away and those who are gay do not dismiss you at first glance.

GetLuv
Avatar Ranking: Overcompensation



Clearly, those shades were not made to cover the eyes from the sun but shield more of the surrounding area around it from the gaze of other people. Clearly something is being kept hidden in there. it is quite like the man who buys the biggest car or those who construct the biggest house. Clearly, there is something in your life that is inefficient, exceedingly small and you're terribly embarrassed about. One would say its your penis but researchers proved it long ago that you have none.

Eagle
Avatar Ranking: Juno Wannabe



Someone's trying overly hard to let people know they are in a position of authority
Not only do you spell it out for people, you represent yourself as such, a fat bald man who cares about nothing but his own satisfaction.

TonyMontana
Avatar Ranking: Misleading



in a pm shared between us, you made a quick mention of how you wanted sympathy and reminded of your older 'and may i say, cooler dog'. But your avatars are not about your pets at all, are they? They're about you. And your marriage. Your wife .... she is a sweet woman. Ever nurturing, goes to work and yet maintains her status as the housewife. plays videogames with you when she clearly dislikes them.

Infact, isn't it true that the dogs in your avtars were never dogs at all but BITCHES!!
And infact, isn't that what you want!!??? instead of a lovely wife but a bitch who treats you bad!! ties you up in bed and spanks you with a spatula
hits you with a hammer anytime you suggest doing something yo uwant!!!

yes ... yes .... let it out tony! let it out!

Riggs27
Avatar Ranking: Pedophile



You like girls.

I repeat you like girls

But arsi, most men like girls. Whats wrong with that!?!?

Let me rephrase, Riggs likes girls who are portrayed in the media as young.

Riggs likes the idea of young girls.

I have contacted child services.

BJ
Avatar Ranking: Acceptance

The Cock in this avatar (no pun intended) was the only cock in the movie. Surrounded by penguins (and really, what else did we really see), from out of nowhere, we had a COCK! You would always notice it when it showed up. but no one questioned it being there. And it was generally accepted

Such is your life in Alaska. And you're happy with it.

Neowolf
Avatar Ranking: Reflective

You've been multiple accounts at BOM once. You've stolen articles from BKB pretending they were your own. You sir, are a bonafide chameleon. You've gotten your dogs to attack cats yet pretended like you're a humaniterian.

There are many sides to you NeoWolf. You remind me of a dorito (i guess only canadians will understand that one)

Ripper
Avatar Ranking: Mocking



We all know that you keep that avatar to mock me. Once, long ago, you had promised to marry my ducky to your Llhama (lima). But then, you ditched me. I removed my ducky but you continue to display not just your llhama but in the most enticing manner.

You have hurt me like no one has hurt me.

X-Man
Avatar Ranking: Betrayer



You call yourself part of the Colbert nation!?!?!?!? You sicken me so much, you don't even deserve more words than I've already ...... spent typing.

Scottof83
Avatar Ranking: Vacation From Life



Mr. Scott
You are clearly sick of life and would wish to retire to a fantasy land. But you cannot do so because these trips are generally expensive and you have to run to 8 travel agents to get the job done. Then when you're there, you gotta pay even more for things.
So you want a fantasy vacation but one that comes as an all inclusive package.

Corpse
Avatar Ranking: Insecure

You display too much of yourself in what i would consider to be 'likeable poses'. Just be yoruself. its about time you remove all that makeup and be honest about the fact that you're actually Zac Efron.