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Box
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 Films That Would Make Baby Jesus Cry Ok, let me start:
-The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
- Armageddon
- Sin City (  ) _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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BacktotheFuture
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andaroo1
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The Passion of the Christ.
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Box
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andaroo wrote: The Passion of the Christ. I wanted to list that as the first film, but was wondering how long it'd take for someone else to mention it. Not very long at all.
And damn right he'd cry! Who'd want a future like that? _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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torrino
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Re: Films That Would Make Baby Jesus Cry box_2005 wrote: - Sin City ( ) Making assumptions before you see them...
What's wrong with it? 
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Box
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Re: Films That Would Make Baby Jesus Cry torrino wrote: box_2005 wrote: - Sin City ( ) Making assumptions before you see them... What's wrong with it? Torrino, it's the name, lol.
Are you kidding? It's one of my most anticipated films of 2005! And it's gonna rock! _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Chippy
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The movie known as "Box2005's life"
Yeah, Baby Jesus cried for a great while after seeing that one
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Box
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ChipMunky wrote: The movie known as "Box2005's life"
Yeah, Baby Jesus cried for a great while after seeing that one Ya, seeing how it was based on your life story 
Ohhh, burn
Try to beat that =; _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Chippy
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box_2005 wrote: ChipMunky wrote: The movie known as "Box2005's life"
Yeah, Baby Jesus cried for a great while after seeing that one Ya, seeing how it was based on your life story Ohhh, burn Try to beat that =; It was based on your MOMMAS life!
\:D/ _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Box
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ChipMunky wrote:
It was based on your MOMMAS life!
\:D/
LAME!
*Chases Chip around the house*
They already made your life into a film. It's called "I Am Sam"! Yes you are! _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Chippy
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box_2005 wrote:
LAME!
*Chases Chip around the house*
They already made your life into a film. It's called "I Am Sam"! Yes you are!
Pfft... now your making fun of "special" people. How can you sink so low!
[-X _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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andaroo1
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box_2005 wrote: andaroo wrote: The Passion of the Christ. And damn right he'd cry! Who'd want a future like that? Actually, I think he would cry for other reasons. For reasons dealing with iconization and the celebrity of Christ. From reading the Bible, life experiences, and my own thoughts, I don't think Jesus would have wanted all the focus to be on that particular instance of his life.
But that's just me.
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Does "films that make Baby Jesus cry" mean, films that are lame? :???:
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torrino
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Algren wrote: Does "films that make Baby Jesus cry" mean, films that are lame? :???: Whadda you think?
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Y'all are so off the mark. :wink:
The #1 movie that would make Baby Jesus cry would clearly be Begotten.
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torrino
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The Big Lebowski would confuse Baby Jesus greatly.
"Big Momma Mary and Homie G, why does that scary-looking pedophile dude with the ponytail have the same name I do?"
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Old Yeller would bring a tear to his eye. 
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box_2005 wrote: andaroo wrote: The Passion of the Christ. I wanted to list that as the first film, but was wondering how long it'd take for someone else to mention it. Not very long at all. And damn right he'd cry! Who'd want a future like that? I know I would cry.
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Algren
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torrino wrote: Algren wrote: Does "films that make Baby Jesus cry" mean, films that are lame? :???: Whadda you think? :chandler bing voice: Well i dont know, thats why i WAS ASKING!!!!! :chandler bing voice:
Seriously, what does it mean? _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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I can't believe know one has said that one yet!
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