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 I'm Off The Hook.. THANK GOD 
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Post I'm Off The Hook.. THANK GOD
Well, it's been a while and a much needed break from the internet overall, but I have returned to the site I enjoy the most and the people who post here.. In the mean time, over the last 30 days, Debra and I have been seeing one another quite often, moreso for me comforting her while her Old Man goes off gambling and screwing around with some Asian chick according to Debra.. She's been upset and as a result and being the good neighbor that I've been, I invited her over a few times to comfort her in her time of need and because of that, one thing lead to another and we fuc*ed like rabbits.. Now, I wore a condom and did so to prevent ANYTHING from happening including knocking up a married women, but she informs me yesterday that she's been sick in the morning when she gets up which has prompted the big :noway: to come over my face.. She says she'll give it a few more days and if she's not better, she'll go to the doctor.. I'm definitely hoping that it's merely the flu from the change of weather, but if it does turn out that she's pregnant with my kid, then I'll be happy as hell knowing my there's another one of me in the world coming soon... I wonder if I could sue TROJAN if this happens?? :er:

In other news: Excel.. What the fuc* are you doing copying me, everything right down to changing your name to me?? It's bad enough I see this over at RT and whenever I get the rare opportunity to some how post over there, no one believes it's me cause of the clowns impersonating me.. GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN GIMMICK!!!

Movies I saw recently:

SUPERBAD: This movie was so hyped to the moon, that Debra and I had to see this for ourselves, to see if it was even 1/2 as good as "40 Year Old Virgin" and I'll tell ya: It sucked monkey nuts and the worst part of it was, is that I did feel sort of bad not finding anything really that funny about it, probably moreso to do with this being really a flick for young teens with all the dick jokes and whatnot, but the thing of it is, is that this has been done before which isn't really anything new and because of that, it shocks me how much hype this movie really received.. Overall, I'd be anxious to see how well this movie holds up threw the course of time or if teens were really starving for some sex comedy and this was IT at the time being and nothing else was out better than this..

HALLOWEEN(Rob Zombies Abortion, not Carpenter's Classic):

Call this, morbid curiousity that forced me to sit through this abortion of a movie that was nowhere near the classic or greatness of the 78 film.. Sherry Moon is a dog, the idea of showing the backstory for Michael Myers was retarded and really, the kills in the movie and herky jerky camera movement gave me a headache at best, but I only lost $5.00 out of the deal so that wasn't to bad.... Now word comes out that Platinum Dunes and Michael Bay will in fact being remaking the FRIDAY THE 13TH movie.. Oh joy..


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oh my .....


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Uh oh!

The ultrasound pictures show it's clearly BKB's baby:Image

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loyalfromlondon wrote:
can I be the godfather?


Sure.. Why not.. :cool: Meanwhile, this certainly has been 1 hell of a year to conclude on, well, with me getting busted back in January and the amount of $$$ that cost to get it reduced to a fine for "Littering", being in debt and now, possibly knocking up my lovely princess with the crappy marriage she's in with the husband who has a gambling problem and a weak ticker to boot..


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bkb is sure back with a bang!


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Well,

Assuming Debra is still married, and you wore a condom, isn't it more likely that her own husband fathered the baby?

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I missed you 'round, that post was a gold. *still laughing*

I've been meaning to call you back, but I have been working non stop since I got back from Europe.


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Bkb, I hope you got her pregnant. This forum needs some excitement and we need to know what her husband has to say about this.

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I so wish we could have a Jerry Springer Episode


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This post made my day


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When you find out that the baby is yours... Can you record the conversation you have with Debra and Trojan?

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BKB's Ultimatum wrote:
loyalfromlondon wrote:
can I be the godfather?


Sure.. Why not.. :cool: Meanwhile, this certainly has been 1 hell of a year to conclude on, well, with me getting busted back in January and the amount of $$$ that cost to get it reduced to a fine for "Littering", being in debt and now, possibly knocking up my lovely princess with the crappy marriage she's in with the husband who has a gambling problem and a weak ticker to boot..

A weak ticker, eh? I think it's time for you two to devise some elaborate plot to kill him off. I see it as a comedy, rather than action.

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awwww.....thats so cute.

BKB saves woman from bad husband and have a baby with her until the husband gets out of jail and kills BKB with pumpgun shot in the head


how a cutie cutie story!

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loyalfromlondon wrote:
jujubee wrote:
BKB's Ultimatum wrote:
loyalfromlondon wrote:
can I be the godfather?


Sure.. Why not.. :cool: Meanwhile, this certainly has been 1 hell of a year to conclude on, well, with me getting busted back in January and the amount of $$$ that cost to get it reduced to a fine for "Littering", being in debt and now, possibly knocking up my lovely princess with the crappy marriage she's in with the husband who has a gambling problem and a weak ticker to boot..

A weak ticker, eh? I think it's time for you two to devise some elaborate plot to kill him off. I see it as a comedy, rather than action.


Throw Debra's Husband From The Train?

Only if his life insurance policy has a provision that if he dies due to a train, the pay out is doubled.

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and Amanda Bynes is pregnant with my baby.

God you people are fucking idiots.


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and Amanda Bynes is pregnant with my baby.

God you people are fucking idiots.


you must feel right at home


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and Amanda Bynes is pregnant with my baby.

God you people are fucking idiots.


My, aren't you a big ray of sunshine lately?

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and Amanda Bynes is pregnant with my baby.

God you people are fucking idiots.


you must feel right at home


no, actually.


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I agree with Dino. This isn't funny any more.

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d!no wrote:
bABA wrote:
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and Amanda Bynes is pregnant with my baby.

God you people are fucking idiots.


you must feel right at home


no, actually.



well i look around for a word that is used as a definition for something lower than an idiot and couldn't find one. I think we all know what we can use now.


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I'm with dino and korrgan for once...it's amusing but oh sooo stupid...


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Korrgan wrote:
I agree with Dino. This isn't funny any more.


I agree with Sommie...

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Who's Sommie?

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