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Lord of filth

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Post How do I get banned from the site?
Who do I strategically have to tell "fuck off" to in order to get banned from the site?

What other activities can get me banned.

This has nothing to do with the Goldie thing, FTW.


Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:37 pm
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I think im on the way to a ban anyway.
I've been disagreeing a lot lately.
And i mean opposing the idea of banning someone for really no reason apart from they being quite annoying is something i disagree with.
Other things i disagree with: facism.

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Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:39 pm
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Lord of filth

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This thread has actually nothing to do with the Goldie situation or questioning authority or stirring up shit.

I have tried to be banned before and I have never once had anybody bitch at me about any of my behavior (that wasn't in the thread!).

I want to be banned, I have even gone as far as asking my account to be shut down!

So I want to know what I need to do to go over the line.


Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:41 pm
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I guess I could ban you :nope:


Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:43 pm
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andaroo wrote:
This thread has actually nothing to do with the Goldie situation or questioning authority or stirring up shit.

I have tried to be banned before and I have never once had anybody bitch at me about any of my behavior (that wasn't in the thread!).

I want to be banned, I have even gone as far as asking my account to be shut down!

So I want to know what I need to do to go over the line.


hey, before we became hot lovers i used you bitch to you about your behaviour on a constant basis. That was before i realised i was really quite good at whining and bitching about several other things. Including, but not limited to : Control, Celebrities, The Environment, The Economy, America, America, America, Ameirca, Oil, America, Television, movies, Music, Tegan and Sara...etc.

But you are like a pretty plant, you just need nuturing.
Don't ban him. He's close to flourishing.

I'm printing the "free goldie" tshirt for you right now.

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Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:44 pm
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You're too beloved to be banned, dumbass.


Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:46 pm
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makeshift wrote:
dumbass.

[font=Arial Black]FUCK YOU[/font]... homophobe!

I bet you prefer the organz of those who are of the same sex!!!

Muahahahahaha


Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:49 pm
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totally homophobic.

ANDAROO do you have CONFESSIONS ON A DANCEFLOOR?

if not your pretty much disgustingly homophobic.

Please stay away from my aura, filthboy.

I do not want you polluting my ability to accept all life as equal.

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Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:50 pm
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No... Madonna is like your filthy 60 year old aunt who gets plastic surgery, eats lemon and mustard, and isn't anorexic because the amount of booze and human effluence she drinks every night is regurgitated into a bathtub… only because the toilet is already filled with bloody heroin needles and shame.


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Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:54 pm
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andaroo wrote:
makeshift wrote:
dumbass.

[font=Arial Black]FUCK YOU[/font]... homophobe!

I bet you prefer the organz of those who are of the same sex!!!

Muahahahahaha


You're so cute.


Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:54 pm
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loyalfromlondon wrote:
I guess I could ban you :nope:

I'm thinking that all things must come to an end.

But you don't ever email me :nonono:


Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:56 pm
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andaroo wrote:
No... Madonna is like your filthy 60 year old aunt who gets plastic surgery, eats lemon and mustard, and isn't anorexic because the amount of booze and human effluence she drinks every night is regurgitated into a bathtub… only because the toilet is already filled with bloody heroin needles and shame.


You should have told me this earlier.
I was looking for someone to take over the deli so I can go and get drunk every night.
I've found my man!
Well actually my man is called Bryan and he makes me happier than I've ever been.

What? I have the madonna album! Actually, just a few days later I met...Bryan. And he also had just bought the Madonna album.

THERE IS GREAT POWER IN HER FOOSTY VAGINA. Some would call it.....the Vagina of the Gods' Great Grandfathers.

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Release a lot of snakes in the Water Cooler.


Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:58 pm
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It's like sometime around 1998 Madonna realized she was getting too classy.

OH NO, CAN'T HAVE THAT. I'M GOING TO GO DANCE WITH STRIPPERS AND ALI G IN MY VIDEO.

If I was 7 or 8 and my mom was throttling polka dots on the cover of her album, I for one would be embarrassed.

God Bless the Kabalah.


Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:01 am
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Archie Gates wrote:
Release a lot of snakes in the Water Cooler.

Is that a metaphor?

I think it would be better if I released some mongoose. mongeese? Whatever.

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:02 am
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omg this thread is good.

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:07 am
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Hmmm mongoose vs. Madonna.


Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:10 am
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andaroo wrote:

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That's fucking terrifying.


Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:11 am
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Almost as terrifying as andaroo and I spending our Saturday night on an internet message board building unbearable sexual tension. Almost.


Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:12 am
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You are 1/3rd of a generation too young for me!

and male.


Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:14 am
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Madonna is about your age isn't she Andaroo?

Your 6995 right?

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:19 am
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http://sales.starcitygames.com/cardscan ... ngoose.jpg

means...

http://www.ilianrachov.com/ikons/images ... olland.jpg


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Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:20 am
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Mongoose wins.

Actually, hotlinking leads to red xes.

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:21 am
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Felicity Titwank wrote:
Madonna is about your age isn't she Andaroo?

Your 6995 right?

Madonna is 2 years younger than my mother!


Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:22 am
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andaroo wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:
Madonna is about your age isn't she Andaroo?

Your 6995 right?

Madonna is 2 years younger than my mother!


You must go through a LOT of glue.

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