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1 The Jonas Brothers: The Concert Experience
--This is my second least favorite film of all-time, right behind Meet the Spartans, and right before Disaster Movie. Grade: F

2 Friday the 13th
--Somewhere in my top 10 worst of all-time. Grade: F

3 Year One
--Grade: D-

4 He's Just Not That Into You
--Grade: D

5 Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
--Grade: D+

6 Fast & Furious
--Grade: D+

7 The Haunting in Connecticut
--Grade: D+

8 Gigantic
--Grade: C-

9 Confessions of a Shopaholic
--Grade: C-

10 Fighting
--Grade: C-


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A couple movies that I really didn't like this year so far have been Adventureland and Adoration.

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Adoration.


That actually just started at my local theatre (along with O'Horten). I thought about seeing it, thanks for the heads up.


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1 The Jonas Brothers: The Concert Experience
--This is my second least favorite film of all-time, right behind Meet the Spartans, and right before Disaster Movie. Grade: F

I find it amazing that anyone who would be motivated enough to go see this movie in the first place, could possibly find it so bad...


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I'd find it amazing if spencer101f was a real poster.


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To be fair, he dissed HJNTIY, so he's cool in my book!


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Actually, I AM a real poster, and I rented it from Netflix. I never opened it, but one night, I was really bored, and I wanted to watch a bad flick.

Now admittedly, I thought the Hannah Montana one was actually pretty decent (C rating), but alas, this film was just so bad that I think I fell asleep watching it, or I just played it and did something else.

I kept complaining about how much they suck while watching it, so yeah.

And HJNTIY was sooooooooo boring. I could hardly stay awake. The ONLY reason I didn't give it an F is because of Frangela. :)


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of all bad movies in the world, you go with the wonder-triplets and their fantastic lack of musical skills?
(which was the movies original name until the studio decided it wasn't marketable enough.)

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You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself.

Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.


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Exactly. Well, I watched it on DVD last month, as well as most of the films in my worst list. BEFORE July, the only films on that list were:

Fighting, Haunting, Street Fighter, and Friday. I REALLY needed to watch some bad movies because I had so many good movies on my list...I just knew J-Bros would be bad, so I said, "Why not? It can't be THAT bad." I was soooo wrong.


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I have never understood the concept of enjoying not enjoying yourself.

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You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself.

Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.


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nghtvsn wrote:
Adoration.


That actually just started at my local theatre (along with O'Horten). I thought about seeing it, thanks for the heads up.


Maybe my expectations were high or I somehow got convinced it was something that it didn't end up being or putting on the screen. I thought the premise was an interesting storyline to work from but then it just delves off into melodrama and preachiness. I just got bored frankly and I saw it with a theatre that had nothing but the over 40 crowd patrons in it and I'm confident that they were bored with it too.

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Off the top of my head, The Unborn, The Haunting in Connecticut, and Fast & Furious would be the worst I've seen. Inkheart doesn't count since I only made it through like 20 minutes.


Add Dance Flick to this list.


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Fighting and Soloist join the list.

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I don't get to the movies all that much, but the DVD's I've seen that were terrible were: Friday the 13th, Haunting in Connecticutt, Last house on the Left so far.. God awful movies, especially Last House..


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1. The Informers
2. Pink Panther 2
3. Race to Witch Mountain
4. The Soloist
5. Fighting
6. Inkheart
7. Terminator Salvation
8. The International
9. Land of the Lost this doesn't really count though

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G-Force is probably the worst of those I have seen. Or Dragonball.

However I have not seen candidates like Land of the Lost, Year One, Street Fighter, Halloween II, Pink Panther 2 or Jonas Bros.

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LOTL is pretty dreadful. year One was at least midly funny despite being horrifyingly stupid.

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Malcolm wrote:
You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself.

Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.


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I'd find it amazing if spencer101f was a real poster.



He posts on BOM frequently. I'm pretty sure he's real. But hey, Chicago is his #2 all-time so he's cool in my book. ;)

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10. The Skeptic
9. Donkey Punch
8. Dragonball Evolution
7. Echelon Conspiracy
6. The Unborn
5. Dance Flick
4. Inkheart
3. Blood: The Last Vampire (Rasuto Buraddo)
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Actually, I AM a real poster, and I rented it from Netflix. I never opened it, but one night, I was really bored, and I wanted to watch a bad flick.

Now admittedly, I thought the Hannah Montana one was actually pretty decent (C rating), but alas, this film was just so bad that I think I fell asleep watching it, or I just played it and did something else.

I kept complaining about how much they suck while watching it, so yeah.

And HJNTIY was sooooooooo boring. I could hardly stay awake. The ONLY reason I didn't give it an F is because of Frangela. :)


Even if the film may be poor, how could you fall asleep with Joe and Nick on screen?

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nghtvsn wrote:
Adoration.


That actually just started at my local theatre (along with O'Horten). I thought about seeing it, thanks for the heads up.


I'd advise not seeing O'Horten either. I usually don't get bored watching films, but it was quite boring. Also rather pointless.

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Fanboys and Miss March were both pretty fucking horrid.


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Actually, I AM a real poster, and I rented it from Netflix. I never opened it, but one night, I was really bored, and I wanted to watch a bad flick.

Now admittedly, I thought the Hannah Montana one was actually pretty decent (C rating), but alas, this film was just so bad that I think I fell asleep watching it, or I just played it and did something else.

I kept complaining about how much they suck while watching it, so yeah.

And HJNTIY was sooooooooo boring. I could hardly stay awake. The ONLY reason I didn't give it an F is because of Frangela. :)


Even if the film may be poor, how could you fall asleep with Joe and Nick on screen?



Oh god. You and these young boys. :wacko: :P Though I'll admit the one seems like he'll be really cute when he's older ;).

Donkey Punch does not deserve to be on so many lists :disgust:.


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I have generally avoided the horrible movies, but everyone makes mistakes.

5. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
4. Year One
3. New in Town
2. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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10. Year One
9. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
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6. Duplicity
5. My Bloody Valentine
4. The Unborn
3. Obsessed
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