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 Hostel II was worth it 
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Post Hostel II was worth it
Technically flawed from start to finish but the final pay off was what it was all about.

It was a funny film as well. Best comedy of the year, though I haven't seen Knocked Up yet.


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i kinda have to agree... i honestly havnt laughed so hard as I did in the last 10 mins of the movie in a long time.

knocked up was funny but the last 5-10 mins of hostel 2 are down right hilarious (in a very very sick way)


"Goal... !!!!"

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what scared me the most was the casting. the desperate housewives men in this?! Heather Matarazzo from Princess Diaries playing the same old geek in a film like HOSTEL. Oh fuck me dead!


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I doubt it's funnier than BUG, which will be one of the year's funniest :tongue:.


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So, what was that "surprise ending" that the TV spots talked about? I'm not planning on ever seeing EITHER of these Hostel movies, so I don't mind having it spoiled... I just want to know if it's really as "shocking" as the spots were promising (I'm doubting it).

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She buys her way out. Which you can see coming the minute it's mentioned out of the blue that she's insanely wealthy.


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The Dark Shape wrote:
She buys her way out. Which you can see coming the minute it's mentioned out of the blue that she's insanely wealthy.
Not quite on the level of the Sixth Sense, is it? :hahaha:


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The Dark Shape wrote:
She buys her way out. Which you can see coming the minute it's mentioned out of the blue that she's insanely wealthy.



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The Dark Shape wrote:
She buys her way out. Which you can see coming the minute it's mentioned out of the blue that she's insanely wealthy.


I think maybe her cutting off the man's penis and feeding it to the dog is the "shocking" ending they're describing, not her being a rich cunt.

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Meh, that wasn't that shocking.


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The Dark Shape wrote:
Meh, that wasn't that shocking.


It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.

But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"

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Korrgan wrote:
The Dark Shape wrote:
Meh, that wasn't that shocking.


It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.

But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"


Or Cannibal Ferox, I wished I'd never seen that movie :wacko:

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Gullimont wrote:
Korrgan wrote:
The Dark Shape wrote:
Meh, that wasn't that shocking.


It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.

But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"


Or Cannibal Ferox, I wished I'd never seen that movie :wacko:
You probably shouldn't anything with the word "Cannibal" in the title. Probably a hint that genatalia will be cut off.


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Biggestgeekever wrote:
Gullimont wrote:
Korrgan wrote:
The Dark Shape wrote:
Meh, that wasn't that shocking.


It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.

But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"


Or Cannibal Ferox, I wished I'd never seen that movie :wacko:
You probably shouldn't anything with the word "Cannibal" in the title. Probably a hint that genatalia will be cut off.


I was given a banned cinema boxset once. So many movies, so much animal sex and decapitation :wacko:

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Gullimont wrote:
Korrgan wrote:
The Dark Shape wrote:
Meh, that wasn't that shocking.


It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.

But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"


Or Cannibal Ferox, I wished I'd never seen that movie :wacko:


Or I Spit on Your Grave, and the movie Cannibal. But they weren't fed to a dog in those movies :tongue:. Nobody ate the one in Grave and two men ate the one in Cannibal ;).


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nah cmon we all know the "shocking" ending was when the kid using the head as a soccer ball scored a goal with 1 sec left on the clock and liffted up his shirt in excitment running around yelling "goal !!!!!!!"

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