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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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 Hostel II was worth it
Technically flawed from start to finish but the final pay off was what it was all about.
It was a funny film as well. Best comedy of the year, though I haven't seen Knocked Up yet.
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Animosity Reigns
Indiana Jones IV
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:41 pm Posts: 1777 Location: The Dirty South
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i kinda have to agree... i honestly havnt laughed so hard as I did in the last 10 mins of the movie in a long time.
knocked up was funny but the last 5-10 mins of hostel 2 are down right hilarious (in a very very sick way)
"Goal... !!!!"

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Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:40 am |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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what scared me the most was the casting. the desperate housewives men in this?! Heather Matarazzo from Princess Diaries playing the same old geek in a film like HOSTEL. Oh fuck me dead!
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:40 am |
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Magic Mike
Wallflower
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:53 am Posts: 35249 Location: Minnesota
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I doubt it's funnier than BUG, which will be one of the year's funniest  .
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:34 am |
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tina_als_girl
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 3:43 pm Posts: 2252 Location: Wellsville, MO
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So, what was that "surprise ending" that the TV spots talked about? I'm not planning on ever seeing EITHER of these Hostel movies, so I don't mind having it spoiled... I just want to know if it's really as "shocking" as the spots were promising (I'm doubting it).
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:20 pm |
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The Dark Shape
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:56 am Posts: 12119 Location: Adrift in L.A.
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She buys her way out. Which you can see coming the minute it's mentioned out of the blue that she's insanely wealthy.
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:31 pm |
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Biggestgeekever
I heet the canadian!
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:58 am Posts: 5192 Location: The Great _______
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The Dark Shape wrote: She buys her way out. Which you can see coming the minute it's mentioned out of the blue that she's insanely wealthy. Not quite on the level of the Sixth Sense, is it? 
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:33 pm |
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Box
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:07 pm |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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The Dark Shape wrote: She buys her way out. Which you can see coming the minute it's mentioned out of the blue that she's insanely wealthy.
I think maybe her cutting off the man's penis and feeding it to the dog is the "shocking" ending they're describing, not her being a rich cunt.
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:50 pm |
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The Dark Shape
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:56 am Posts: 12119 Location: Adrift in L.A.
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Meh, that wasn't that shocking.
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:35 pm |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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The Dark Shape wrote: Meh, that wasn't that shocking.
It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.
But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:51 pm |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13403
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Korrgan wrote: The Dark Shape wrote: Meh, that wasn't that shocking. It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"
Or Cannibal Ferox, I wished I'd never seen that movie 
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:53 pm |
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Biggestgeekever
I heet the canadian!
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:58 am Posts: 5192 Location: The Great _______
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Gullimont wrote: Korrgan wrote: The Dark Shape wrote: Meh, that wasn't that shocking. It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"Or Cannibal Ferox, I wished I'd never seen that movie  You probably shouldn't anything with the word "Cannibal" in the title. Probably a hint that genatalia will be cut off.
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:56 pm |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13403
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Biggestgeekever wrote: Gullimont wrote: Korrgan wrote: The Dark Shape wrote: Meh, that wasn't that shocking. It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"Or Cannibal Ferox, I wished I'd never seen that movie  You probably shouldn't anything with the word "Cannibal" in the title. Probably a hint that genatalia will be cut off.
I was given a banned cinema boxset once. So many movies, so much animal sex and decapitation 
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:00 pm |
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Magic Mike
Wallflower
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:53 am Posts: 35249 Location: Minnesota
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Gullimont wrote: Korrgan wrote: The Dark Shape wrote: Meh, that wasn't that shocking. It really wasn't. And has been done before, Cannibal Holocaust. And I'm sure other films have cut a man's flesh sword off, I've just seen Cannibal Holocaust.But still, many of the teenyboppers haven't seen a man's tube get cut off and fed to an animal, so for them it's "Omigawd I canNOT bleave that just HAPEEENED!!!!113"Or Cannibal Ferox, I wished I'd never seen that movie 
Or I Spit on Your Grave, and the movie Cannibal. But they weren't fed to a dog in those movies  . Nobody ate the one in Grave and two men ate the one in Cannibal  .
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:58 am |
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Animosity Reigns
Indiana Jones IV
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:41 pm Posts: 1777 Location: The Dirty South
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nah cmon we all know the "shocking" ending was when the kid using the head as a soccer ball scored a goal with 1 sec left on the clock and liffted up his shirt in excitment running around yelling "goal !!!!!!!"

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