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Dr. Lecter
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 Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - UPDATE: More cast members! Snrub wrote: Zingaling wrote: Neal McDonough seems like he would play a good Bison.
Though, this project just cannot match up to the classic original, which was just so (hilariously) awesome and amazing. I love that movie. Agreed, how anyone couldn't enjoy the original is beyond me. "For you, it was the most important day of your life. For me... it was tuesday." Cinema gold. "I'm gonna kick Bison's ass soooo haaaaarrd, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it!" _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Snrub
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - UPDATE: More cast members! Dr. Lecter wrote: Snrub wrote: Zingaling wrote: Neal McDonough seems like he would play a good Bison.
Though, this project just cannot match up to the classic original, which was just so (hilariously) awesome and amazing. I love that movie. Agreed, how anyone couldn't enjoy the original is beyond me. "For you, it was the most important day of your life. For me... it was tuesday." Cinema gold. "I'm gonna kick Bison's ass soooo haaaaarrd, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it!" "It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine." I could do this all day!
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! ...let's do this all day.
Bison: Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today?
Dr. Dhalsim: The same. Warped. Corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace.
Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmm?
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Snrub
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Bison: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Colonel William F. Guile: No weapon, Bison? What happened to the purity of unarmed combat?
Bison: This is merely superconductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates my desk, where I ride the saddle of the world. And it levitates... me!
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Box
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast!  I  you guys. _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Bison: The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Bison: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.
Zangief: That vas beautiful boss!
_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Snrub
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Victor Sagat: Is this a joke? This money isn't even worth the paper it's printed on!
Bison: On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Zangief: General, vhat about them?
Bison: Take them to the interrogation room. They will talk... or they will die.
Bison: Preferably both.
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The Dark Shape
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! You guys are stealing all the great ones. All I can think up is:
"Quick! Change ze channel!"
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Snrub
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! The Dark Shape wrote: You guys are stealing all the great ones. All I can think up is:
"Quick! Change ze channel!" That's my favourite quote! I held off from posting it just because of the amount of explaining it requires.
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Bison: Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?
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Snrub
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Bison: You came to fight me soldier, here's your chance.
[the soldier throws a kick at Bison, who breaks his neck]
Bison: Pathetic.
I loved it the first time I saw it, and I love it to this day. I honestly can't see how any modern-day interpretation can top Steven E DeSouza's guilty pleasure masterpiece.
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! Chun Li: [reporting on GNT World News] Colonel Guile? Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile, Chung-Li Zang, GNT News. May we speak to you, please? Colonel William F. Guile: No. Chun Li: But don't you want to speak to the world audience? Colonel William F. Guile: No, but I do want to talk to someone. [takes Chung-Li's microphone] Colonel William F. Guile: That bastard Bison! I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this! [flips Bison off]
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Bison was cast! No more, folks?
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Robin Shou as Gen Robin Shou replaced Rick Yune as Gen. Here's the first pic of him in the movie: http://streetfightermovie.net/m2.jpg_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - First pic of Chun Li! _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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El Maskado
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - First pic of Chun Li! They arent going to dress her in the traditional outfit? Plus wheres her super thighs? It will probably probably make a profit as long as its budget if under 25 million
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - First pic of Chun Li! _________________
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Rev
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - First pic of Chun Li! hot pic  but her b00bs aren't big enough 
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Anita Hussein Briem
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - First pic of Chun Li! Looks like Lana Lang after dirt biking. Next! I'm curious about her build too. She'd have to do a six-month apprenticeship with Jessica Biel.
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Set photos _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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El Maskado
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Set photos Its as cheesy as I thought. Still looks better than the set photos from Dragonball
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zingy
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Re: Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter - Set photos This looks awesome 
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