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Dr. Lecter
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 Razzies longlist (Losers Announced) Worst Picture:
Speed Racer
Disaster Movie
Meet the Spartans
The Day the Earth Stood Still
High School Musical 3
The Hottie & The Nottie
Dungeon Siege
The Love Guru,
Postal
Rambo
The Happening
Meet Dave
Witless Protection
Worst Actor:
Zac Efron
Dane Cook
Larry the Cable Guy
Eddie Murphy
Al Pacino
Keanu Reeves
Sylvester Stallone,
Tom Cruise
Will Ferrell
Ashton Kutcher
Mike Myers
Adam Sandler
Mark Wahlberg
Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton
Jessica Alba
The cast of “The Women"
Camilla Belle
Cameron Diaz
Kate Hudson
Diane Keaton
Jennifer Connelly
Zooey Deschanel
Vanessa Hudgens,
Eva Longoria-Parker
Reese Witherspoon
Worst Screen Couple:
Any couple from HSM 3
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher
Paris Hilton & Joel David Moore
Kate Hudson & Dane Cook
Kate Hudson & Matthew McConaughey
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy
Any couple from Mamma Mia
Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy
Al Pacino & His Hair
Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel
Mark Wahlberg & Mila Kunis
Sylvester Stallone & His Ego
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
Scott Derrickson
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Tom Putnam
Marco Schnabel
Sylvester Stallone
Jon Avnet
Diane English
Roland Emmerich
Brian Robbins
Kenny Ortega
M. Night Shyamalan
Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake or Rip-Off:
Indiana Jones 4
HSM 3
Rambo
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Disaster Movie
Meet the Spartans
An American Carol
The Women
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Prom Night
Speed Racer
X-Files: I Want To Believe
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Razzies longlist My predictions:
Worst Picture:
Disaster Movie
Meet the Spartans
The Hottie and the Nottie
The Love Guru
The Happening
Worst Actor:
Eddie Murphy
Keanu Reeves
Sylvester Stallone
Mike Myers
Mark Wahlberg
Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton
The cast of “The Women"
Kate Hudson
Zooey Deschanel
Eva Longoria-Parker
Worst Screen Couple:
Paris Hilton & Joel David Moore
Kate Hudson & Dane Cook
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy
Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy
Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Tom Putnam
Sylvester Stallone
M. Night Shyamalan
Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake or Rip-Off:
Indiana Jones 4
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Disaster Movie
Meet the Spartans
The Day the Earth Stood Still
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Razzies longlist I'm stunned that The Spirit does not even appear a single time on the longlist.
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Tyler
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Re: Razzies longlist Yeah, The Spirit was terrible. Worst film I've seen in theaters since Crap In The Hat.
As for Rambo, that movie was awesome. Fuck them and their annual grudges.
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Chippy
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Re: Razzies longlist SPEED RACER?!?!
ZOOEY!??!
FUCK THAT!
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Johnny Dollar
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Re: Razzies longlist God, I hate the razzies. They are so useless and go after the famous and over-exposed at the expense of things that actually suck.
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Re: Razzies longlist The Spirit is bad?...  I wanted to see it.
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Tyler
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Re: Razzies longlist yoshue wrote: God, I hate the razzies. They are so useless and go after the famous and over-exposed at the expense of things that actually suck. Yes. If they went for films like Juno...
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Johnny Dollar
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Re: Razzies longlist not cool man
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Re: Razzies longlist yoshue wrote: not cool man Dude. You're fighting a losing battle. On topic, Speed Racer? These guys suck. _________________Magic Mike wrote: zwackerm wrote: If John Wick 2 even makes 30 million I will eat 1,000 shoes. Same. Algren wrote: I don't think. I predict. 
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Jim Halpert
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Re: Razzies longlist razzies have become overly predictable. They've lost their fun years ago
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Re: Razzies longlist Every "Worst Picture" nominee on the longlist deserves to be there (even the wretched Speed Racer, which is overrated as hell on these boards) except for High School Musical 3, which isn't even close to being one of the year's worst and is actually quite entertaining for what it is
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Johnny Dollar
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Re: Razzies longlist trixster wrote: yoshue wrote: not cool man Dude. You're fighting a losing battle. On topic, Speed Racer? These guys suck. I'm done arguing the Juno point. Forever, There's no point. Suffice to say, had it been released in 2008, it'd be in slot one or two on my best-of list. The character assassination of poor Speed Racer continues. Never in my life have I seen so many review the concept, not the film itself. And as pointed out above me, they obviously didn't watch High School Musical 3. That's why these people suck; save the vitriol for something that deserves it, something with real pretentions.
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Tyler
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Re: Razzies longlist HSM3 can at least be argued to be poisonous. Like Juno made teen pregnancy cool again rather something to force a girl into being shunned and drop out and clotheshanger-abortion herself like it should be, it makes pre-teens think high school is a fun and magical place where they'll meet a nice clean boy like Zac Efron who won't take advantage of them.
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Johnny Dollar
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Re: Razzies longlist Preposterous. It's children's entertainment. Everything is shiny in kids' entertainment. It's no less ridiculous than suggesting The Lion King is poisonous because kids will think Lions are friendly and won't eat you.
Do we all just reject optimism as a rule? Is this where Speed Racer incurred everyone's wrath? The beauty in Juno was was its heroine coming out of the very difficult, unfortunate experience wiser and more mature but still the same girl. It didn't have to stop her life dead in its tracks. While it obviously can't can't work that way for everyone in that situation, it was a wonderful, hopeful message and a remarkably compassionate film. I guess what it needed was a dude with a painted face waxing philosophical about anarchy and shoving pencils in guys' eyes.
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Tyler
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Re: Razzies longlist Dude, turn your sarcasm-meter back on. Even if I hated Juno and probably wouldn't be able to sit through HSM3, I think what I said was so blatantly absurd the Onion would reject it.
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Johnny Dollar
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Re: Razzies longlist Fair enough, but I swear to god I'd read a similar argument somewheres.
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Re: Razzies longlist Though if you do want a serious reason why I hate Juno, just check out Diablo Cody's TV appearances. If she was showing Juno to actually be unbearable for most of the runtime, my opinion would be somewhat different, but it's clear she's basically Juno herself with infinitely better luck and an even more grating personality.
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Re: Razzies longlist yoshue wrote: Preposterous. It's children's entertainment. Everything is shiny in kids' entertainment. It's no less ridiculous than suggesting The Lion King is poisonous because kids will think Lions are friendly and won't eat you.
Do we all just reject optimism as a rule? Is this where Speed Racer incurred everyone's wrath? The beauty in Juno was was its heroine coming out of the very difficult, unfortunate experience wiser and more mature but still the same girl. It didn't have to stop her life dead in its tracks. While it obviously can't can't work that way for everyone in that situation, it was a wonderful, hopeful message and a remarkably compassionate film. I guess what it needed was a dude with a painted face waxing philosophical about anarchy and shoving pencils in guys' eyes.  What in bloody hell did you to to Yoshue!? _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Re: Razzies longlist yoshue wrote: It's no less ridiculous than suggesting The Lion King is poisonous because kids will think Lions are friendly and won't eat you.
In other news, I sure wish The Happening wasn't on there.  And the two "funny" nominees (Sly and his ego, Pacino and his hair) aren't even that funny. They're smile-worthy at best.
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Re: Razzies longlist These guys exist purely for press purposes, so I would be surprised if they left HSM3 off the list (which would get them the most coverage).
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Alex Y.
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Re: Razzies longlist When do these get announced?
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Re: Razzies longlist It's announced: WORST PICTURE * Disaster Movie * The Happening * The Hottie and the Nottie * In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale * The Love Guru * Meet the Spartans WORST ACTOR * Larry the Cable Guy, Witless Protection * Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave * Mike Myers, The Love Guru * Al Pacino, 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill * Mark Wahlberg, The Happening and Max Payne WORST ACTRESS * Jessica Alba, The Eye and The Love Guru * The cast of The Women (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan) * Cameron Diaz, What Happens in Vegas * Paris Hilton, The Hottie and the Nottie * Kate Hudson, Fools' Gold and My Best Friend's Girl WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR * Uwe Boll (as himself), Uwe Boll's Postal * Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia! * Ben Kingsley, The Love Guru and The Wackness * Burt Reynolds, Deal and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale * Verne Troyer, The Love Guru and Uwe Boll's Postal WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS * Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans * Paris Hilton, Repo: The Genetic Opera * Kim Kardashian, Disaster Movie * Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection * Leelee Sobieski, 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale WORST SCREEN COUPLE * Uwe Boll and Any Actor, Camera or Screenplay * Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher, What Happens in Vegas * Paris Hilton and either Christin Lakin or Joel David Moore, The Hottie and the Nottie * Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection * Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL * The Day the Earth Blowed Up Real Good * Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans * Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull * Speed Racer * Star Wars: The Clone Wars WORST DIRECTOR * Uwe Boll, 1968: Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Uwe Boll's Postal * Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans * Tom Putnam, The Hottie and the Nottie * Marco Schnabel, The Love Guru * M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening WORST SCREENPLAY * Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans * The Happening * The Hottie and the Nottie * In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale * The Love Guru WORST CAREER ACHIEVEMENT * Uwe Boll http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b79989_ ... zzies.html_________________Recent watched movies: American Hustle - B+ Inside Llewyn Davis - B Before Midnight - A 12 Years a Slave - A- The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - A- My thoughts on box office
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Re: Razzies longlist Ugh I hate the Razzies
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Re: Razzies longlist How does one even choose between Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans?
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