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Post Re: Oscar Changes (More Disney Channel Presenters Announced)
from E!

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Several sources say that the Aussie hunk will be joined on stage by Beyoncé, High School Musical stars and real-life couple Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens and Mamma Mia!’s Amanda Seyfried. Dominic Cooper, Seyfried’s costar and rumored boyfriend, will also likely participate, but I’m told scheduling conflicts still have to be resolved to make it work.

One source tells me that Jackman and Beyoncé have been rehearsing at the Baryshnikov Arts Center in New York City.


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So who's gonna dress up as Snow White?

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I dunno whether I should laugh or cry.

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This, folks, is desperation.

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Post Re: Oscar Changes (More Disney Channel Presenters Announced)
According the the full E! article they are performing a song and dance number staged by Baz Luhrmann. Not presenting.


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Post Re: Oscar Changes (More Disney Channel Presenters Announced)
presenting a montage of musicals then. Same general principle.


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Right. Cut the Original Song numbers and add this.

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Post Re: Oscar Changes (More Disney Channel Presenters Announced)
From what I've been hearing, I am getting the feeling Sunday's telecast is going to be a "has to be seen to be believed" disaster. I hope poor Hugh Jackman doesn't get saddled with most of the blame if it sucks.


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I'm suspecting quite a ratings' flop too...

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Could it go under 25m? 3 of the BP nominees no one knows exist.

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No, Slumdog has momentum. I'd be shocked at anything more than slightly higher than last year, though.

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Post Re: Finally Know How Oscars Will Be Presented, What It Means...
I have no idea what this means. Will Streep be dressed as a nun? Winslet, naked in a bath tub? I guess singers sing on the Grammys, musicals perform on the Tonys, maybe we'll get actors...acting?

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The two dozen awards, along with the honorary Oscar to Jerry Lewis, will be presented in the context of a story that involves both the presenters and the nominees. Not sure what that means, but it sounds intriguing enough. So don't expect the usual scenario: one of the supporting awards bestowed in the first half-hour, followed by a long drought till the usual deluge of top awards in the last half-hour.


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Post Re: Finally Know The Oscar Presentation Twist, Sounds Crazy...
Maybe that means they'll wheel Ledger's corpse on stage, and, just as they're about to present, he'll spring upright, saying "how about alive?", and hold the presenter hostage with a knife in the mouth.

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Post Re: Finally Know The Oscar Presentation Twist, Sounds Crazy...
I'm really curious about this narrative they're forming. The year is a waste award wise but the car crash aspect of the show itself is most interesting.


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So there's actually gonna be yelling and explosions and robot noises involved when the sound awards are presented?

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Will they present the Slumdog best pic award with a kid covered in feces?

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Will they present the Slumdog best pic award with a kid covered in feces?


I hope that song/dance number which includes the HSM 3 kids involves them getting slathered in human fecal matter.

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Maybe that means they'll wheel Ledger's corpse on stage, and, just as they're about to present, he'll spring upright, saying "how about alive?", and hold the presenter hostage with a knife in the mouth.


:funny: :funny: :funny:

This was fucking hilarious. Seriously hilarious.


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Fuck it, im watching this year, its going to be memorable, like 9/11 but on a slightly smaller scale.


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Post Re: Guess Who's Doing A Song And Dance With Wolverine!!!
http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2009/02/ ... n-osc.html

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Oscar nominee Anne Hathaway will star in a singing-and-dancing number with host Hugh Jackman at the opening of the Academy Awards ceremony this Sunday!


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It's gonna be like watching Crash.

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Maybe this is their plan. Make the show SO BAD that everyone will want to tune in to witness the disaster. Instant ratings boost!

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It's gonna be like watching Crash.


Maybe Hugh will fingerbang her.


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trixster wrote:
Maybe this is their plan. Make the show SO BAD that everyone will want to tune in to witness the disaster. Instant ratings boost!


Problem is the only ones reading these stories were going to tune in anyway. They're marketing twink porn to Herbert the Pervert.


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It's like they read a handbook called "This is What You Do When Putting Together an Oscars Telecast" and then did the complete opposite to everything mentioned in the book.

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