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Maverikk Award Winning Bastard Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ	Squee wrote: cough That was actually a joke, Maverikk. At least, that's what my deductive reasoning skills told me. (and we know how fucked up those are) What makes you think I wasn't joking?
Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:47 pm

Squee Squee Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:01 pm Posts: 13270 Location: Yuppieville	Maverikk wrote: Squee wrote: cough That was actually a joke, Maverikk. At least, that's what my deductive reasoning skills told me. (and we know how fucked up those are) What makes you think I wasn't joking? OH GOD! I FAILED AGAIN! _________________ *Setting most people on fire is wrong.* Proud Founder of the "Community of Squee."
Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:49 pm

MikeQ. The French Dutch Boy Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:28 pm Posts: 10266 Location: Mordor, Middle Earth	andaroo, it worked! Crash is officially dead. PEACE, Mike.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:53 pm

Raffiki Forum General Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:14 am Posts: 9966	MikeQ. wrote: andaroo, it worked! Crash is officially dead. PEACE, Mike. IT will still get a screenplay nod _________________ Top Movies of 2009 1. Hurt Locker / 2. (500) Days of Summer / 3. Sunshine Cleaning / 4. Up / 5. I Love You, Man Top Anticipated 2009 1. Nine
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:25 pm

MikeQ. The French Dutch Boy Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:28 pm Posts: 10266 Location: Mordor, Middle Earth	Raffiki wrote: MikeQ. wrote: andaroo, it worked! Crash is officially dead. PEACE, Mike. IT will still get a screenplay nod Oh, I know that, I meant dead in terms of Best Picture, thank goodness! PEACE, Mike.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:34 pm

Maverikk Award Winning Bastard Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ	MikeQ. wrote: Oh, I know that, I meant dead in terms of Best Picture, thank goodness! PEACE, Mike. I guess I never considered that it would get one in the first place. Screenplay and Matt Dillon have been what I've been looking for it to get more than anything.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:42 pm

Dr. Lecter You must have big rats Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany	MovieDude wrote: Crash. Spider-Man style: John Jacobsen and Katie Miller were driving down the highway. John was driving Katie home because Katie is his girlfriend, but not after tonight.... Katie: Woah John you are driving really fast! John: C'mon Katie I thought you liked fast guys, haha. Katie: Hehehe. No seriously John please slow down. John: Ok, I will. John speeds up Katie: Oh my god, I told you to slow down John! John: I'm sorry Katie, I don't really care right now. Katie smells John's breath Katie: Wait a second! Are you drunk John? John: Yes. So what? Katie: So that's what that bottle you were drinking at the theater was! John: That's right, I was drinking a beer. John starts moving the car from one lane to another. Katie puts on her seat belt Katie: Oh my god you're so drunk, pull over! John: No, you need to stop talking now because you're being annoying. Katie: Please John, I love you, I don't want to die. John: You don't love me Katie. Katie: Yes I do! John: No you don't. You said that Heath Ledger looked hot in that movie. You've really been trying to hook up with him. Katie: I am sorry John, I was only saying that to make you jealous so you'd kiss me, I love you. John: Then why did you say you thought he looked hot without his short? Katie: I don't know, I was not thinking straight, just stop being an asshole! John: Fine, I will stop... John pauses, then says John: But Katie. I love you too. All of a sudden there car smashes into the side of the road and gets into a car wreck. Katie wakes up and turns to John Katie: John? John, are you ok? John: No Katie, I'm dying. Katie: Oh my god, no John, why did you have to drive drunk? John: I was lying to you Katie. The breaks stopped working, so the car could only stay the same speed or go faster. Katie: I do not understand John, what are you saying? John: I was trying to get you to put on your seat belt. If I had told you to might have figured out why I was asking. Katie: But why didn't you put on yours? John: My seat belt was broken. But Katie... I still love you. John dies Katie: No John! No! I love you too! You can't die! Nooooo! Katie screams into the air One month later... Katie: It was only then I realized, that he was acting drunk... for me. Ahahaahahahhahha _________________ The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:44 pm

Dr. Lecter You must have big rats Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany	Oh and I don't see why people get mad at andaroo for making this thread. I loved Crash and none of his threads will convince me otherwise, so I don't care how much he bashes them. _________________ The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:48 pm

Maverikk Award Winning Bastard Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ	Dr. Lecter wrote: Oh and I don't see why people get mad at andaroo for making this thread. I loved Crash and none of his threads will convince me otherwise, so I don't care how much he bashes them. I'm not mad. If he would never have gotten mad at me in the past for bashing LOTR (and MikeQ., too), I wouldn't have cared. I still don't care, I just thought I'd mention it since I've been criticized and BKB gets raked over the coals for doing the same with LOTR. Now I won't feel so bad about torturing Peter Jackson fans about King Kong!
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:52 pm

Dr. Lecter You must have big rats Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany	Maverikk wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Oh and I don't see why people get mad at andaroo for making this thread. I loved Crash and none of his threads will convince me otherwise, so I don't care how much he bashes them. I'm not mad. If he would never have gotten mad at me in the past for bashing LOTR (and MikeQ., too), I wouldn't have cared. I still don't care, I just thought I'd mention it since I've been criticized and BKB gets raked over the coals for doing the same with LOTR. Now I won't feel so bad about torturing Peter Jackson fans about King Kong! Mav, this thread is not even really serious. I mean he does hate it seriously, but it is not a serious anti-Crash campaign or something. Also, he does not follow Crash-fans and clashes with them every single time they bring up the movie unlike with you and ROTK in its year. _________________ The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:53 pm

Dr. Lecter You must have big rats Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany	Maverikk wrote: Now I won't feel so bad about torturing Peter Jackson fans about King Kong! You ever felt bad about it? Heheheeh _________________ The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:57 pm

Maverikk Award Winning Bastard Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ	Dr. Lecter wrote: Mav, this thread is not even really serious. I mean he does hate it seriously, but it is not a serious anti-Crash campaign or something. Also, he does not follow Crash-fans and clashes with them every single time they bring up the movie unlike with you and ROTK in its year. BKB is never serious, he just likes to bash. Same difference, and if they are going to jump on the soapbox about him doing that, how can anybody take them seriously when they aren't above it? I haven't bashed Kong. I just thought it was ridiculous to think that awards were going to get thrown at it. Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actress, etc... I wouldn't feel bad about bashing it just for the hell of it now so I could watch people get upset at my button pushing kills since it's been shown to be embraced. That doesn't mean I'd mean it on a personal level, it would just all be in fun!
Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:18 pm

andaroo1 Lord of filth Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:47 pm Posts: 9566	I wouldn't mind a director nom. I fear the screenplay nom. It will lose to Good Night and Good Luck though, I think that's where they will choose to award THE CLOONEY.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:53 pm

Libs Sbil Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA	CRASH FOR LIFE.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:18 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Re: The Crash Bash andaroo wrote: FLAME AWAY. My hatred for this film is so potent that it's almost tangible. I didn;t think it possible for nayone to hate this movie the way I do. I see the fact that is getting any awards as an affront to my very existence.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:23 pm

andaroo1 Lord of filth Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:47 pm Posts: 9566	Libs wrote: CRASH FOR LIFE. Libs, if I promise to like The Family Stone will you disavow Crash?
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:28 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	andaroo wrote: Libs wrote: CRASH FOR LIFE. Libs, if I promise to like The Family Stone will you disavow Crash? Crash love is like a virus, we along with loyal and dolce remian uninfected, those who are infected cannot be saved.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:30 pm

Christian Team Kris Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table	Is the Crash-love plague terminal? _________________ A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:33 pm

Maverikk Award Winning Bastard Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 15310 Location: Slumming at KJ	Ripper wrote: andaroo wrote: Libs wrote: CRASH FOR LIFE. Libs, if I promise to like The Family Stone will you disavow Crash? Crash love is like a virus, we along with loyal and dolce remian uninfected, those who are infected cannot be saved. Crash is the best drama of the year! Those who do not accept it as such have more to worry about than viruses.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:34 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Christian wrote: :sad: Is the Crash-love plague terminal? To early to tell, we are not sure of the gestion period, but it does not look promising.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:35 pm

Christian Team Kris Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table	Ripper wrote: Christian wrote: :sad: Is the Crash-love plague terminal? To early to tell, we are not sure of the gestion period, but it does not look promising. _________________ A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:37 pm

andaroo1 Lord of filth Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:47 pm Posts: 9566	Christian wrote: :sad: Is the Crash-love plague terminal? I dunno, but it involves a lot of crying.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:37 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Christian wrote: Ripper wrote: Christian wrote: :sad: Is the Crash-love plague terminal? To early to tell, we are not sure of the gestion period, but it does not look promising. Please, get better, all you have to do is bash Crash...comment on its predictability, its easy, you can do it.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:39 pm

Christian Team Kris Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table	Sandra Bullock falling off the stairs near the end of the movie so she'll realize the niceness of her Latina maid? How convenient! My God I hope Ludacris mug her. Good enough? _________________ A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:42 pm

Ripper 2.71828183 Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm Posts: 7827 Location: please delete me	Christian wrote: Sandra Bullock falling off the stairs near the end of the movie so she'll realize the niceness of her Latina maid? How convenient! My God I hope Ludacris mug her. Good enough? That is a good start, now turn this into hate.
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:48 pm
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