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A sure-fire way for a film to win a Best Picture Oscar
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Box
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 A sure-fire way for a film to win a Best Picture Oscar
A film about a white, handsome young American officer in WW2, who befriends a black officer in the navy who is facing prejudice, and who has a sexy, white, young, blonde girlfriend to whom he writes and whom he will marry, who is stationed in France, and fights the evil Nazis, who ends up liberating a concentration camp, with grateful inmates kissing him, him being horrified, etc., who goes back to America, raises a family, deals with alcoholism, has fights with his wife, decides to first become a fireman, and then a politician with liberal values, who stands up for the little man, and who goes to Washington and makes some kind of difference, whose wife dies of cancer, giving him a great, emotional scene in which he tells their children about the death, who becomes a widower who has our hearts in his pockets, who retires from politics and moves to New York City, who sees the planes crashing into the WTC from his window, who decides it's time for him to perform one last, heroic act, and who thus dons the fireman suit, runs to the towers, rescues many people of different races and backgrounds, who finally tries to rescue, and succeeds in doing so, a girl, preferrably white with big blue eyes, all the while, having flashbacks of his wife and him together when young, and who thus musing, with the towers about to collapse and crush him, finally dies a glorious death while in the background, we hear Celine Dion belting a magnificently bombastic song destined to become a great symphonic symbol of mediocrity.
Anyone got a more assured winner?
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Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:47 pm |
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zennier
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OK MLK, you just beat me to death with that run on. Such anger and passion!
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Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:48 pm |
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Christian
Team Kris
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This movie is hotter than An Officer and a Gentleman!!!
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Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:50 pm |
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zennier
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Christian wrote: This movie is hotter than An Officer and a Gentleman!!!
Who was the Gentleman? I never could figure it out. Too much bare chest.
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Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:50 pm |
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Christian
Team Kris
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lennier wrote: Christian wrote: This movie is hotter than An Officer and a Gentleman!!! Who was the Gentleman? I never could figure it out. Too much bare chest.
Despite the rough and tough exterior, Louis Gossett Jr. is the ultimate gentleman!
Love lift us up where we belong... Where the eagles fly, on a mountain high!
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Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:51 pm |
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zennier
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Christian wrote: lennier wrote: Christian wrote: This movie is hotter than An Officer and a Gentleman!!! Who was the Gentleman? I never could figure it out. Too much bare chest. Despite the rough and tough exterior, Louis Gossett Jr. is the ultimate gentleman!
Not Ned Betty? 
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Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:52 pm |
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Christian
Team Kris
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lennier wrote: Christian wrote: lennier wrote: Christian wrote: This movie is hotter than An Officer and a Gentleman!!! Who was the Gentleman? I never could figure it out. Too much bare chest. Despite the rough and tough exterior, Louis Gossett Jr. is the ultimate gentleman! Not Ned Betty? 
Only in Deliverance.
Pig squeals are sexy.
_________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:53 pm |
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zennier
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Reminds me of my 13th birthday...
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Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:56 pm |
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MikeQ.
The French Dutch Boy
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You left out just one thing: some kind of mental disability or disorder. Otherwise, it's near perfect.
PEACE, Mike.
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Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:43 am |
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android
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:44 am Posts: 2913 Location: Portugal
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 Re: A sure-fire way for a film to win a Best Picture Oscar
Box wrote: A film about a white, handsome young American officer in WW2, who befriends a black officer in the navy who is facing prejudice, and who has a sexy, white, young, blonde girlfriend to whom he writes and whom he will marry, who is stationed in France, and fights the evil Nazis, who ends up liberating a concentration camp, with grateful inmates kissing him, him being horrified, etc., who goes back to America, raises a family, deals with alcoholism, has fights with his wife, decides to first become a fireman, and then a politician with liberal values, who stands up for the little man, and who goes to Washington and makes some kind of difference, whose wife dies of cancer, giving him a great, emotional scene in which he tells their children about the death, who becomes a widower who has our hearts in his pockets, who retires from politics and moves to New York City, who sees the planes crashing into the WTC from his window, who decides it's time for him to perform one last, heroic act, and who thus dons the fireman suit, runs to the towers, rescues many people of different races and backgrounds, who finally tries to rescue, and succeeds in doing so, a girl, preferrably white with big blue eyes, all the while, having flashbacks of his wife and him together when young, and who thus musing, with the towers about to collapse and crush him, finally dies a glorious death while in the background, we hear Celine Dion belting a magnificently bombastic song destined to become a great symphonic symbol of mediocrity.
Anyone got a more assured winner?
I see at least 10 Oscars for this... you only forgot what Mike said and the fact that it has to have Paul Haggis' name somewhere... my bet would go to the script 
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Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:44 am |
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tina_als_girl
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 3:43 pm Posts: 2252 Location: Wellsville, MO
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MikeQ. wrote: You left out just one thing: some kind of mental disability or disorder. Otherwise, it's near perfect.
Also gotta put in a (now dead) singer in there somewhere.
Joy
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Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:17 am |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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Well, let Scorsese direct it and it will still lose.
_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:40 am |
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paper
Artie the One-Man Party
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Quote: A film about a white, handsome young American officer in WW2, who befriends a black officer in the navy who is facing prejudice, and who has a sexy, white, young, blonde girlfriend to whom he writes and whom he will marry, who is stationed in France, and fights the evil Nazis, who ends up liberating a concentration camp, with grateful inmates kissing him, him being horrified, etc., who goes back to America, raises a family, deals with alcoholism, has fights with his wife, decides to first become a fireman, and then a politician with liberal values, who stands up for the little man, and who goes to Washington and makes some kind of difference, whose wife dies of cancer, giving him a great, emotional scene in which he tells their children about the death, who becomes a widower who has our hearts in his pockets, who retires from politics and moves to New York City, who sees the planes crashing into the WTC from his window, who decides it's time for him to perform one last, heroic act, and who thus dons the fireman suit, runs to the towers, rescues many people of different races and backgrounds, who finally tries to rescue, and succeeds in doing so, a girl, preferrably white with big blue eyes, all the while, having flashbacks of his wife and him together when young, and who thus musing, with the towers about to collapse and crush him, finally dies a glorious death while in the background, we hear Celine Dion belting a magnificently bombastic song destined to become a great symphonic symbol of mediocrity.
Anyone got a more assured winner? ...Do everything the same and put good ol' Uwe Boll at the helm!
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gardenia.11/14....
Indiana Jones IV
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:43 am Posts: 1241 Location: the south
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Your character is two dimensional... He needs a tag.. Like the hair nets for Clooney in O'Brother or the surfboard for Kilgore in Apocolypse Now......... But the epic part is cool.......
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