So there are a complete joke (does everyone remember the whole Wolf of Wall Street debacle screening last year?). But here they are anyway.

Best Motion Picture
BIRDMAN
BOYHOOD
GONE GIRL
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
THE IMITATION GAME
LOVE IS STRANGE
MR. TURNER
SELMA
THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING
WHIPLASH

Best Director
Damien Chazelle, WHIPLASH
Ava DuVernay, SELMA
David Fincher, GONE GIRL
Alejandro G. Inarritu, BIRDMAN
Richard Linklater, BOYHOOD
Morten Tyldum, THE IMITATION GAME

Best Actor
Steve Carell, FOXCATCHER
Benedict Cumberbatch, THE IMITATION GAME
Jake Gyllenhaal, NIGHTCRAWLER
Michael Keaton, BIRDMAN
David Oyelowo, SELMA
Eddie Redmayne, THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING
Miles Teller, WHIPLASH

Best Actress
Marion Cotillard, TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT
Anne Dorval, MOMMY
Felicity Jones, THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING
Gugu Mbatha-Raw, BELLE
Julianne Moore, STILL ALICE
Rosamund Pike, GONE GIRL
Reese Witherspoon, WILD

Best Supporting Actor
Robert Duvall, THE JUDGE
Ethan Hawke, BOYHOOD
Edward Norton, BIRDMAN
Mark Ruffalo, FOXCATCHER
Andy Serkis, DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
J.K. Simmons, WHIPLASH

Best Supporting Actress
Patricia Arquette, BOYHOOD
Laura Dern, WILD
Keira Knightley, THE IMITATION GAME
Emma Stone, BIRDMAN
Tilda Swinton, SNOWPIERCER
Katherine Waterston, INHERENT VICE

Screenplay, Original
BOYHOOD, Richard Linklater
BIRDMAN, Alejandro G. Inarritu, Armando Bo, Alexander Dinelaris, Nicolas Giabone
THE LEGO MOVIE, Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
LOVE IS STRANGE, Ira Sachs, Mauricio Zacharias
NIGHTCRAWLER, Dan Gilroy
SELMA, Paul Webb

Screenplay, Adapted
AMERICAN SNIPER, Jason Hall
GONE GIRL, Gillian Flynn
THE IMITATION GAME, Graham Moore
INHERENT VICE, Paul Thomas Anderson
THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING, Anthony McCarten
WILD, Nick Hornby

Motion Picture, Animated
BIG HERO 6
THE BOOK OF LIFE
THE BOXTROLLS
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2
THE LEGO MOVIE
SONG OF THE SEA
WRINKLES

Motion Picture, Documentary
AFTERNOON OF A FAUN: TANAQUIL LE CLERCQ
ART AND CRAFT
CITIZENFOUR
FINDING VIVIAN MAIER
GLEN CAMPBELL...I'LL BE ME
JODOROWSKY'S DUNE
KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON
MAGICIAN: THE ASTONISHING LIFE AND WORK OF ORSON WELLES
RED ARMY
VIRUNGA

Motion Picture, International
FORCE MAJEURE, Sweden
GETT: THE TRIAL OF VIVIANE AMSALEM, Israel
IDA, Poland
LEVIATHAN, Russia
LITTLE ENGLAND, Greece
MOMMY, Canada
TANGERINES, Estonia
TIMBUKTU, Mauritania
TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT, Belgium
WILD TALES, Argentina

Best Original Score
BIRDMAN, Antonio Sanchez
FURY, Steven Price
GONE GIRL, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross
THE IMITATION GAME, Alexandre Desplat
INTERSTELLAR, Hans Zimmer
THE JUDGE, Thomas Newman

Best Original Song
BOYHOOD, "Split the Difference"
GLEN CAMPBELL...I'LL BE ME, "I'm Not Gonna Miss You"
THE LEGO MOVIE, "Everything Is Awesome"
MUPPETS MOST WANTED, "I'll Get What You Want"
RIO 2, "What Is Love"
VIRUNGA, "We Will Not Go"

Best Visual Effects
DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, Joe Letteri, Dan Lemmon, Matt Kutcher
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, Stephane Ceretti
INTERSTELLAR, Paul Franklin, Andrew Lockley, Ian Hunter, Scott Fisher
INTO THE WOODS, Matt Johnson, Stefano Pepin, Christian Irles
NOAH, Ben Snow, Dan Schrecker, Marc Chu, Burt Dalton
TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION,
Scott Farrar, A.S.C., John Frazier, Scott Benza, Patrick Tubach

Best Cinematography
BIRDMAN, Emmanuel Lubezki
GONE GIRL, Jeff Cronenweth
INHERENT VICE, Robert Elswit
INTERSTELLAR, Hoyte Van Hoytema
MR. TURNER, Dick Pope
THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING, Benoit Delhomme

Best Film Editing
AMERICAN SNIPER, Joel Cox, Gary Roach
BIRDMAN, Douglas Crise, Stephen Mirrione
BOYHOOD, Sandra Adair
DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, William Hoy
FURY, Dody Dorn, Jay Cassidy
THE IMITATION GAME, William Goldenberg

Best Sound (Editing and Mixing)
GONE GIRL, Ren Klyce, Steve Cantamessa
INTO THE WOODS, Michael Prestwoood Smith, Michael, Keller, John Casali, Renee Tondelli, Blake Leyh
NOAH, Craig Henighan, Ken Ishii, C.A.S., Skip Lievsay
SNOWPIERCER, Taeyoung Choi, Anna Behlmer, Terry Porter, Mark Holding
TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION, Ethan Van Der Ryn, Erik Aadahl, Peter J. Devlin, C.A.S.
WHIPLASH, Thomas Curley, Ben Wilkins, Craig Mann

Best Costume Design
BELLE, Anushia Nieradzik
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL, Milena Canonero
INTO THE WOODS, Colleen Atwood
MALEFICENT, Anna B. Sheppard
NOAH, Michael Wilkinson
SAINT LAURENT, Anais Romand

Best Art Direction & Production Design
BIRDMAN, Kevin Thompson, Stephen H. Carter, George DeTitta Jr.
FURY, Andrew Menzies, Peter Russell
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL, Adam Stockhausen, Stephan Gessler, Anna Pinnock
THE IMITATION GAME, Maria Djurkovic, Nick Dent
MALEFICENT, Dylan Cole, Gary Freeman, Frank Walsh
NOAH, Mark Friedberg, Debra Schutt

the Whiplash love and Teller nom is nice.

Random thought: is The Lego Movie truly an original screenplay? It draws from around a thousand previously published comics, films, etc.

So Interstellar starts its tech-noms season.

I would love if Whiplash made the Best pic cut because that would make the AMC best pic marathon a bit more exciting.

Very deserving nom for Tilda Swintom