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Joker's Thug #3
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 Bratz: The Movie Bratz: The Movie Quote: Bratz: The Movie (or simply Bratz) is a live-action feature film based on the Bratz line of cartoon characters and dolls. It was released to American theaters on August 3, 2007. It was co-produced by MGA Entertainment, Avi Arad Productions, and Crystal Sky Pictures teamed up. Crystal Sky Pictures financed the film, while Avi Arad and MGA executive produced. The screenplay was written by John Doolittle and Susie Singer Carter.
Paula Abdul was dropped from the production before the completion of the film. She was originally enlisted to provide wardrobe designs, choreograph the film, executive produce, as well as hold a role in the film. This was revealed on Hey Paula, her own reality show on her personal life. It has been speculated her erratic behavior may have been a reason behind her involvement in the film being cut.
The film was shot at Santee Educational Complex in South Los Angeles, California, while in session. The film was universally panned by critics.
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bABA
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Re: Bratz: The Movie
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Joker's Thug #3
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Re: Bratz: The Movie bABA wrote: http://worldofkj.com/whythehellwouldiwatchthismovie.php Easily your best review yet. _________________"People always want to tear you down when you're on top, like Napoleon back in the Roman Empire" - Dirk Diggler
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Harry Warden
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Horrid from beginning to excrutiating end. I love Lionsgate but my loyalty has pretty much run out after witnessing this abomination in the name of studio fandom. What was only 90 minutes seemed like at least double that. The final musical number seemed to last forever!
And what the hell is Jon Voight doing in this?!
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bABA
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Why Joe.
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Jonathan
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Re: Bratz: The Movie I think he has some sort of marital bond with Lionsgate or something.
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Squee
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Joe wrote: Horrid from beginning to excrutiating end. I love Lionsgate but my loyalty has pretty much run out after witnessing this abomination in the name of studio fandom. What was only 90 minutes seemed like at least double that. The final musical number seemed to last forever!
And what the hell is Jon Voight doing in this?!
Grade - F Fact. Jon Voight was in Baby Geniuses 2. _________________Setting most people on fire is wrong.Proud Founder of the "Community of Squee." 
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Libs
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Bratz is the biggest surprise of the year. This is easily the best film about teenagers ever made, and will someday be incorporated onto an AFI list. The "BFF" declaration is so fresh and original, I can't believe it took until the release of Bratz for people to start saying something so original and clever. Don't miss this treasure. A+
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Re: Bratz: The Movie  Are you kidding, Libs? Please say you're kidding. Plz._________________
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Korrgan wrote: :|
Are you kidding, Libs? Please say you're kidding. Plz. Korrgan, I think I deserve more credit than that! Heh. Of course I'm kidding.
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Harry Warden
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Positive* Jon wrote: I think he has some sort of marital bond with Lionsgate or something. This movie may be grounds for divorce, or at least a trial separation 
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Harry Warden
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Libs wrote: Korrgan wrote: :|
Are you kidding, Libs? Please say you're kidding. Plz. Korrgan, I think I deserve more credit than that! Heh. Of course I'm kidding. You should totally see this, if only so we can read your scathing review. 
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Jonathan
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Korrgan wrote: :|
Are you kidding, Libs? Please say you're kidding. Plz. Seriously? I was kinda hoping she'd go a little more subtle, kinda like when Zing said he hated Little Miss Sunshine or MikeQ. gave From Justin to Kelly an A-. 
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Now I want to know why the fuck did you see it, Joe? Seriously, wtfuckinghell? Did the 11 year old girl's mother's look at you like you were a pedophile about to kidnap and molest their daughters?
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Libs
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Korrgan wrote: Now I want to know why the fuck did you see it, Joe? Seriously, wtfuckinghell? Did the 11 year old girl's mother's look at you like you were a pedophile about to kidnap and molest their daughters? Yeah, Joe, how can you justify going to see Bratz but thinking Hairspray looks like an abomination? I don't get it.
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Squee
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Re: Bratz: The Movie In Joe's defense, Bratz looks slightly better than Hairspray.
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Harry Warden
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Korrgan wrote: Now I want to know why the fuck did you see it, Joe? Seriously, wtfuckinghell? Did the 11 year old girl's mother's look at you like you were a pedophile about to kidnap and molest their daughters? Saw it, as I said, because of who released it (That is the real reason). I was the only male in the theatre and I had to go up to the teller and say "1 for Bratz please." Bratz often plays like a musical so... (It's either a montage or a full on musical number)
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Jonathan
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Re: Bratz: The Movie SqueezeMePlease? wrote: In Joe's defense, Bratz looks slightly better than Hairspray. Go. Away. Now. 
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Joe wrote: Korrgan wrote: Now I want to know why the fuck did you see it, Joe? Seriously, wtfuckinghell? Did the 11 year old girl's mother's look at you like you were a pedophile about to kidnap and molest their daughters? Saw it, as I said, because of who released it (That is the real reason). I was the only male in the theatre and I had to go up to the teller and say "1 for Bratz please." _________________
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Libs
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Re: Bratz: The Movie SqueezeMePlease? wrote: In Joe's defense, Bratz looks slightly better than Hairspray. You need to get bludgeoned with a lamp.
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Harry Warden
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Anyone who sees this is instantly a BFF like, 4ever!!!!!
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Jonathan
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Re: Bratz: The Movie The only reason I would be even halfway mildly interested in seeing this is because I've never given a movie an F before, and I figure it could be an interesting experience. Otherwise, no...just, no. 
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Harry Warden
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Positive* Jon wrote: The only reason I would be even halfway mildly interested in seeing this is because I've never given a movie an F before, and I figure it could be an interesting experience. Otherwise, no...just, no. What if I told you that one of the girls is Spanish and one of the recurring jokes in the movie is how she has a Mariachi band living in her kitchen (but who also show up at other random places as well for no apparent reason).
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Libs wrote: SqueezeMePlease? wrote: In Joe's defense, Bratz looks slightly better than Hairspray. You need to get bludgeoned with a lamp. I thought you didn't like that kind of graphic violence? _________________Setting most people on fire is wrong.Proud Founder of the "Community of Squee."
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Re: Bratz: The Movie Positive* Jon wrote: The only reason I would be even halfway mildly interested in seeing this is because I've never given a movie an F before, and I figure it could be an interesting experience. Otherwise, no...just, no. But then you might let yourself down and wind up giving it a D- and then you will hate humanity forever. _________________
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