Ship him back to india to make shitty bollywood movies. We dont need another michael bay in hollywood (pretentious self absorbed one-hit wonder talentless tit)!

(P.s. this review is of Lady in the water. I was unable to post in the Review forum).

You're gonna get raped by our resident Desi admin.

Banned!

well .. most new bollywood films are quite the shittsniticle ...

Maybe, but the racism will get him banned once a mod sees this.

Oh boo hoo! I thought this website was supposed be what boxofficemojo isnt...A vain site filled with vain people.

Just get over it.

Shymalan smells and thats not only because he eats curry. He is useless and nobody should pay roll his "ideas"...It's as if he gets all these useless ideas while taking a brief shit break (the only privacy he gets from the 25 members of his family squashed together)...

I guess he should move out then?

Seriously, he should do something, cause he hasnt been able to conjure up anything other than pig vomit since 6th sense. Michael Bay had his rock. And shyamalan had the 6th sense. Both are now useless and should be shipped off to the desert for hard labor.

What was his hit? I thought he is a zero-hit wonder.

This thread cracks me up.

So since you know he smells I assume you've met him right?

....and Im not racist. Indians do smell of curry (like white people smell of dairy products). Indians do lack responsibility when it comes to birth control, which is why our planet is fucked up as it is. Too many mouths to feed. Too many useless vermin plaguing the world with their insignificance.

When will you losers stop moving behind a convenient "slur" like the "racist" remark and confront reality by the scrotum.

YEAH!! Being racist is what we're all about. Go back to the hole you crawled out of.

Hopefully Emperor gets an IP ban so he can't come back period.

Funny your tag says "The Island"... Michael Bay.

I thought they open up huge big casinos and make totems and animal figurines, I wasnt aware of indians smelling like curry maybe buffalo?

Don't be hating on Michael Bay. He's the next Speilberg you know. The past decade has just been a warm up for him.

Speevy, do you think I care? I have enough computer to come back on at my disposal...

I rarely visit this site, 'cause I have a life beyond the internet you lifeless net dweeb.

I dont take this stuff so much to heart.

Why do you care if i post my opinion that Shyamalan is a dirty curry eating immigrant...Whats wrong with this? Aren't we all immigrants in this world?

Why do you care? Are you worried about his reputation? The only reason I am posting is so that more and more people refuse to see his movies, so that hollywood doesn't waste money on his worthless garbage and gives money to talented film makers....

Good movies make for a better world...

So good money should be spent on good people.

My post makes perfect sense. Yours doesn't. You have nothing to say in this world. You are as mediocre as tits on a boar.

So, ok, just STFU and drink some bacardi.

Look up what an IP ban is before you claim that you "can come back at your own disposal"

I don't care about M. Night. I don't care too much for his movies, what I do care about are the racist scums like you that infect this planet. Everyone's born different but you choose to hate someone because of how they are born. That's rediculous. Hate his movies, I don't care. I don't like his movies too much either. Criticize his directing talent, but when you criticize him for his ethnicity that's when I get pissed off. Thanks to people like you we had slavery in this nation for such a long time. Even though so much time has passed since slavery has ended, we still have assholes like you that look down on another man because of where he's born. It's you who's the infection in this world.

NO indian ever makes such racist comment BUT when people like you do say it then we INDIANS know how to teach u good manners in just 10 minutes which u might have never learnt from your parents.

and btw have you ever seen BOLLYWOOD movies?? They are several movies that are much better than the soulless piece of crap hollywood produces every year. We have better comedy, emotional and family movies then your stupid hollywood.

IF I KNEW YOU PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE MADE YOU BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE HONESTLY SHOWN YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU MESS WITH AN INDIAN!!

I want to clearly state what my problem is with this man....

He made a good movie with "sixth sense"...I think most people can agree on this...I think his ideas for unbreakable are intriguing and even though I didn't see it I am sure it was a reasonable effort as well.

But every single thing after that is horrendous. "Signs" started off promising and drifted down to a morass of new-age garbage. He completely ruined that movie with those green men & everything else that came with it...

The movie was successful but thats mainly because of mel gibson's star power & the clever advertising campaign (which had me fooled as well). This is clearly another case of somebody being hit in the head with success and thinks he can shit on a piece of celluloid and offer it to the masses in good faith knowing that people will swallow what he craps out.

Where did he crap this idea from anyway? I really do believe he makes it up as he goes...What is the significance of that lady in the water...? Does anybody care? Does he think he is hitchcock? Hitchcock made one great movie after another...He didnt just sit on his laurels...he consistently produced high quality work throughout his career. Even his lesser movies are better than Shyamalan's best efforts.

Message to Shyamalan: You are not a genius. You are not hitchcock. Stop pretending that you are and take the little bag you used on your trip to the U.S and get lost in the slums from whence you came. Im sure you will do your filthy stinking country proud when you go back to directing bollywood musicals.

Emperor's comments make some of my posts look positively heartwarming in comparison

TOO LATE!!!

IN MY BOOK YOU ARE A FUCKING RACIST.

Whatever you said right now should have been your first post BUT it wasn't becasue you were being a RACIST!!!

I WANT TO SWEAR AT YOU BUT I CANNOT DUE TO THE RULES ON THE BOARD.

Speevy....I have tears rolling down my eyes because you have made me realise the errors of my ways...



...Anyway...I am not "racists"...

If he made good movies i wouldnt bring up the fact that he is another indian making good use of stupid americans paying to eat his shit. I dont have a problem with where he was born as long as he is producing good work. But when he doesn't, i remember the fact that he belongs in an indian slum eating mud so that a more useful and talented indian could be funded in america in his stead.

Simple. Ship him out, and ship another 1 in. If he failes, back to bombay eating mud and the next 1, until you get it right.

Calling him a racist isn't going to stop him from voicing his opinions: He has his mind made up already.

Thanks you very much for teaching some lesson to emperor.