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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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 Will Fergies extreme Fugness hurt Poesidon's box office?
I ask this because I have noticed the following trend in recent years
Mila Jovovich - Ultraviolet
Jessica Alba - Honey
Monica Bellucci - The Brothers Grim
Julianne Moore - Freedomland
Aishwarya Rai - Bride and Prejudice
Rebecca Romijin - Godsend
All very, very ugly women. So what will Fergies unbelievably grotesque facial features do to Poesidon? I fear they may sink it.
If Fergie is VERY ugly in the movie I see an opening of $44m and a close of around $59m
If Fergie is HIDEOUSLY ugly in the movie I see $30/44
If by some freak chance of the heavens Fergie looks half decent in the movie I see $56/$140.
If Fergie drowns very quickly in this movie and/or is subjected to water based electrocution which will force her to see a surgeon and perhaps reverse some of the hideous shit she has inside her face, I see $79/405m
I sometimes think you guys underestimate Fergies uglyness because you are not the target audience for a Fergasm.
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Korrgan
problem?
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Dude,screwyou!MillaJovovichishawt.
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Michael.
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I can't even bring myself to look at her without vomitting!
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zingy
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You think Monica Bellucci and Jessica Alba are ugly, yet Jennifer Garner is in your avatar?
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Michael.
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Archie Gates needs to get in here quickly. Or someone with brains.
Jessica Alba is the most hideous troll i've ever seen! I'd rather bake my penis and then serve it to a bear than put it anywhere near that ho!
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Michael.
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Add to list:
Halle Berry for Catwoman [HER SKIN ISN'T EVEN WHITE!]
Angelina Jolie for Tomb Raider 2 [HER LIPS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING, SOMEONE TRANQ THAT BITCH FAST BEFORE THEY SWALLOW YOU UP!]
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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Add to list:
Halle Berry for Catwoman [HER SKIN ISN'T EVEN WHITE!]
Angelina Jolie for Tomb Raider 2 [HER LIPS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING, SOMEONE TRANQ THAT BITCH FAST BEFORE THEY SWALLOW YOU UP!]
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AlexGTX
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This thread is really really really GAY.
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A. G.
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The Duchess of York is in Poseidon?
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MadGez
Dont Mess with the Gez
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Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, Aishwarya Rai and Rebecca Romijin are all better looking than Garner and Im a fan of Garner's.
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Michael.
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Jessica Alba is so ugly that I cried when she was stripping in Sin City!
Bitch needs to shut that mouth and get her ass sorted cause its freaky shit!
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The Scottie
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This thread is stupid and really goes nowhere.

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