Are you ready?

I ask you .. ARE YOU READY.

I say once again ... ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!

Who wants to take upon the team comprising of the good life and the lORD!!

T-3 days ... and counting down ...

I would, if I really thought you guys would be a worthy challenge for me. 8)

well, considering how bias this challenge will be (its catered around dolce and my strong points (well, dolce's anyway) ...

Stacking the deck in your favor, are we?

I am so drunk/hungover right now.

I really don't want to puke.

KJ

He who controls the thread, commands the results
He who commands the results, conquers the thread ...













hmm .. that certainly doesnt sound as cool as the original statement.

DUDE!!!!

Thats the spirit.

This is not the time to think about rotten food, 500 pound sweaty men and being on a rollercoaster.
So dont think about them

To late.

Just woke up, felt unbelievably sick.

Felt it coming, got to the bathroom, and just puked so hard I could feel my nuts riding up

Now I don't feel sick, just hungover.

KJ

Thank you for sharing that with all of us.

Your welcome.

Why would I have it any other way?

But this will be a worthy, and very entertaining stacked deck, and so will be equally as entertaining as any of the great mediated challenges of history.

Exhibit 1:







Exhibit 2:





No matter how vastly different the premesis and tone of the battle, bABA and I will accept with finesse and saavy. We will defeat our competitors through the strength of our wit and humour, and barring that, which is somewhat likely, we will resort to my horrific spelling capabilities, and bABA's ability to make a complete fool of himself.

We welcome two participants to form a team and take us on, and we are also looking for a minimum of ten tournament hosts to provide challenges. More details to come.

Be prepared for the grandiose experience I threatened to procurr last night. This will go down in history as the most sophisticated duel of the *World*'s eternal existence. At least three of the seven classical canons of liberal arts will be called upon, including Philosophy, Rhetoric, and Astronomy. And when these three are called upon at the wrong moment, than a fourth personification of mankind will make her presence felt...Folly.



Do not upset yourselves over the unsettling thought of waiting in nervous anticipation for so many more excruciating days, rather, take the time to devise an elaborate scenario in which we shall exchange worthy banter, and savvy deflections. And should this not adequately pre-occupy you until the grande event, tough, deal with it.

There is minimal need for me to *hope* to see you all there, because anyone who misses this event clearly lives in an alternative universe where the idea of bABA and dolcevita embracing madness and folly is in some ways not appealing. Enjoy your re-runs of Red Dwarf.

To the rest of you, come prepared with fine liquers and cuban cigars, this will by no means become infamous for its brevity.

We will meet, quite shortly, in our pursuit of *World* conquest.

-Dolce

The duel will require you to put every part of your brain to work.

You will require the use of knowledge you didnt even know existed, quotations, you didnt even know were ... umm .. quoted.

So go out there, do you research, check factcheck.org, learn quotes and memorize home depot inventory counts. You will require it all. And if none of those help, look inside yourself and make up the most credible answer imaginable.

bABA has spoken!

Do you want to face her wrath!?!?


Dolcina Galia

Do you want to associate with anyone who just thinks hes this!?!?

bABA's fantasy

Oh, You had Best be VERY Frightened once you stop Laughing!




-Dolce

after those 2 pics, i think the laughter will continue for a bit more.

I think the two of you need to get a hobby :-P

PS dolce check your email!

Can I get some sort of sober 2 line summary of what this thread is about?

After the flop duel that took place between Zingaling and Rusty yesterday where both came charging as fierce fighters but were quickly forced to make an exit due to homework (i still laugh at that), Dolce and I have put up a challenge for anyone to challenge us for another duel, the most remarkable duel, which will challenge every bone in your body, every muscle in your arms, every thought in your head. At the moment, we are recruiting our challengers.

Believe it or not...Arsenal wasn't playing this morning, so i didn't have beer for breakfast. :wink:

-Dolce

After the flop duel that took place between Zingaling and Rusty yesterday where both came charging as fierce fighters but were quickly forced to make an exit due to homework (i still laugh at that), Dolce and I have put up a challenge for anyone to challenge us for another duel, the most remarkable duel, which will challenge every bone in your body, every muscle in your arms, every thought in your head. At the moment, we are recruiting our challengers.

I believe Arsi is out to prove the 2nd and 5th panels in the following cartoon right.



Oh, and he is also trying to come off as an intellectual, by using highly veiled references to "1984".

I second the 5th panel!

Before you decide to take us up on the challenge, look what we did to these innocent souls

Thats Dolcee left in the middle.
Drunk Gummy Bears

What the hell is 1984!?