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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 World's first anus beauty contest
http://www.anuscontest.com/Obviously NSFW Not sure what to add here. The Donald Trump submissions are funny. 
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:38 pm |
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Jiffy
Forum General
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:27 pm Posts: 6152 Location: New York
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
Why not.
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:11 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
It seems as though a male would have a REALLY tough time winning this, due to the fact that in the anus picture, you will also see the genitalia of the person. And a vagina is much more attractive than a penis.
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:17 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
I'm not sure I find any anus "beautiful", but if I did it certainly wouldn't be a hairy male asshole. Probably even most women would agree.
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:14 pm |
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_axiom
The Wall
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:50 am Posts: 16163 Location: Croatia
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
Chippy wrote: And a vagina is much more attractive than a penis. Not the general opinion.
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:19 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
_axiom wrote: Chippy wrote: And a vagina is much more attractive than a penis. Not the general opinion. Ehhh... I think it's fair to say the average vagina is widely better looking and more eye pleasing than the average penis. But idk I guess?
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:20 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
If you are wondering why the men aren't doing better, go to the last page of the leaderboard. But be warned.
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:26 pm |
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_axiom
The Wall
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:50 am Posts: 16163 Location: Croatia
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
Dr. Lecter wrote: If you are wondering why the men aren't doing better, go to the last page of the leaderboard. But be warned. Because straight men are probably 99% of the voters? There are some ugly anuses and vaginas in the top. Obviously it's all an acquired taste.
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:49 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68230 Location: Seattle, WA
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
Is it a coincidence that all the popular anuses also have nice pussies? I don't think so. I guess the voters are also voting for the duo pack. 
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:01 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21468 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
_axiom wrote: Chippy wrote: And a vagina is much more attractive than a penis. Not the general opinion. Vaginas aren't really comparable to penises. One is an appendage, one is a large hole, most of which is inside the body and can't be seen. IMO, neither one is prized for its appearance at all.
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 10:08 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32579 Location: the last free city
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Fri Oct 21, 2016 10:18 pm |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40253
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
I mean, I find vaginas to be much more attractive than penises, but how am I supposed to be a fair judge?
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68230 Location: Seattle, WA
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
_axiom is kind of right. Vaginas are not considered attractive (there's a reason they're called "axe wounds"). But damn, they are definitely considered better looking than penises.
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Sat Oct 22, 2016 3:30 am |
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FILMO
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Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
Internet CPU ressources could be used to find new cures for cancer and other organic illnesses finding new cures and help models for mental illnesses making better forecast models for destructive weather phenomenas earthquakes volcane erruptions.........
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Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:40 am |
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Groucho
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:30 pm Posts: 12096 Location: Stroudsburg, PA
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Yeah, but it will just be won by some asshole
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Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:34 pm |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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 Re: World's first anus beauty contest
....and starting such a contest is a shitty idea!
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