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 World's first anus beauty contest 
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http://www.anuscontest.com/

Obviously NSFW

Not sure what to add here. The Donald Trump submissions are funny. :funny:

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Why not.


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It seems as though a male would have a REALLY tough time winning this, due to the fact that in the anus picture, you will also see the genitalia of the person. And a vagina is much more attractive than a penis.

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Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:17 pm
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I'm not sure I find any anus "beautiful", but if I did it certainly wouldn't be a hairy male asshole. Probably even most women would agree.

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Chippy wrote:
And a vagina is much more attractive than a penis.

Not the general opinion.


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Chippy wrote:
And a vagina is much more attractive than a penis.

Not the general opinion.


Ehhh... I think it's fair to say the average vagina is widely better looking and more eye pleasing than the average penis.

But idk I guess?

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If you are wondering why the men aren't doing better, go to the last page of the leaderboard. But be warned.

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If you are wondering why the men aren't doing better, go to the last page of the leaderboard. But be warned.

Because straight men are probably 99% of the voters? There are some ugly anuses and vaginas in the top. Obviously it's all an acquired taste.


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Is it a coincidence that all the popular anuses also have nice pussies? I don't think so. I guess the voters are also voting for the duo pack. ;)

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_axiom wrote:
Chippy wrote:
And a vagina is much more attractive than a penis.

Not the general opinion.


Vaginas aren't really comparable to penises. One is an appendage, one is a large hole, most of which is inside the body and can't be seen.

IMO, neither one is prized for its appearance at all.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: only a German would post about a anus contest

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I mean, I find vaginas to be much more attractive than penises, but how am I supposed to be a fair judge?

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_axiom is kind of right. Vaginas are not considered attractive (there's a reason they're called "axe wounds"). But damn, they are definitely considered better looking than penises.

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Yeah, but it will just be won by some asshole

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....and starting such a contest is a shitty idea!

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