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What are some quotes that mean something to you? They can be serious or funny or whatever.

Heres one from a song, this is about America( i will post more from this same song)

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

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You see the one in my signature...

Well, this is one of those that mean very much to me.

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"PLay everygame as if its your last"

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I think this basically sums of life.

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Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
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You gotta take the good with the bad, Smile with the sad, love what you got & remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget, Learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things go wrong, just remember life goes on...

Before you make the decision to leave something, ask yourself if you could walk away, not looking back, and not regretting anything, if u can't do that, then your not ready to leave

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Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive


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Post Re: Quotes that Mean something to you.
Amer wrote:
What are some quotes that mean something to you? They can be serious or funny or whatever.

Heres one from a song, this is about America( i will post more from this same song)

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.


Great song. I really like the part about homeless people:

"We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books."

So, so true. It's both hilarious and heart breaking.


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makeshift_wings wrote:
Amer wrote:
What are some quotes that mean something to you? They can be serious or funny or whatever.

Heres one from a song, this is about America( i will post more from this same song)

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.


Great song. I really like the part about homeless people:

"We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books."

So, so true. It's both hilarious and heart breaking.


Yeah!!! Someone who knows the song!!

Yeah the whole song is true and so funny, but makes you think. I like the part where he talks about The Drug Commercial, and the Homeless part is great. "People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless".

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Post Re: Quotes that Mean something to you.
Amer wrote:
makeshift_wings wrote:
Amer wrote:
What are some quotes that mean something to you? They can be serious or funny or whatever.

Heres one from a song, this is about America( i will post more from this same song)

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.


Great song. I really like the part about homeless people:

"We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books."

So, so true. It's both hilarious and heart breaking.


Yeah!!! Someone who knows the song!!

Yeah the whole song is true and so funny, but makes you think. I like the part where he talks about The Drug Commercial, and the Homeless part is great. "People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless".


Never heard it before and read it now...

I like it.

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Another one...

"No profit grows where is no pleasure taken"


W. Shakespeare

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My favorite:

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you. - Kurt Cobain (and many others)


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Krem wrote:
My favorite:

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you. - Kurt Cobain (and many others)

That's George Orwell from 1984. Isn't it?


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andaroo wrote:
Krem wrote:
My favorite:

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you. - Kurt Cobain (and many others)

That's George Orwell from 1984. Isn't it?

Really? I don't remember it being there.

In any case, the way I worder it is from a Nirvana song.


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Krem wrote:
andaroo wrote:
Krem wrote:
My favorite:

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you. - Kurt Cobain (and many others)

That's George Orwell from 1984. Isn't it?

Really? I don't remember it being there.

In any case, the way I worder it is from a Nirvana song.




Wait...you are a Nirvana fan?

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Dr. Lecter wrote:
Krem wrote:
andaroo wrote:
Krem wrote:
My favorite:

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you. - Kurt Cobain (and many others)

That's George Orwell from 1984. Isn't it?

Really? I don't remember it being there.

In any case, the way I worder it is from a Nirvana song.




Wait...you are a Nirvana fan?

Of course.


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Krem wrote:
Dr. Lecter wrote:
Krem wrote:
andaroo wrote:
Krem wrote:
My favorite:

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you. - Kurt Cobain (and many others)

That's George Orwell from 1984. Isn't it?

Really? I don't remember it being there.

In any case, the way I worder it is from a Nirvana song.




Wait...you are a Nirvana fan?

Of course.


Kewl. Me too.

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Two Starbucks' across from each other?????


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...that quote never actually works, as i know for a fact that this world is mainly a vanity driven species. :( darn bum

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Krem wrote:
insomniacdude wrote:
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."


Two Starbucks' across from each other?????


They were SO greedy, that even the greediest of the greedy went: "Wow....that's pretty fuckin' greedy." They shouldn't even call it greedy for the level of their greed. They should call it "Fuck fuck fuck piggy fuck fuck."


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