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Excel
Superfreak
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 celeb penis size
Due to other thread, got me thinking. Everyone always said michael Fassbender was huge in Shame, but when I finally saw it, I was just like "  Thats it? Thats an above average guy with extremely skinny legs and waist." He was no Ray Jay. And then there is pete skarsgard, in kinsey, which you can barely see.  Jamie foxx has a pic out, but he is clearly a shower so it is tough to judge The only guy I've seen in a movie and been like "Damn" was Liam Neeson in the mid 90s scottish movie. Guy looked like a grower & was packing a good 6 inches soft. In 'kinsey', when Skarsgard reveals his infant sized dong to Neeson, Neeson musta been thinking "holy crap, I was born bigger than this guy". other small guys would be heath ledger in brokeback mountain, edward norton in american history X....there must be more.
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Excel
Superfreak
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Magnus wrote: Tom Hardy has a small penis in Bronson.
Jamie Foxx's penis in Django wasn't that massive. Seemed about average black dude.
Fassbender's penis in Shame is just beautiful to look at. Foxx's penis in django was huge, but clearly a fake. He has actual picks out there. Hardy wasnt small from what I can remember either, but not large.
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Superfreak
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Another small guy was Heath Ledger in brokeback.
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Mau
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Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Chris Brown= huge, maybe thats why Ri cant leave him after all.
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Thegun
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21904 Location: Walking around somewhere
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Billy Bob Thorton, he had Angelina Jolie to himself, and it's pretty obvious he really banged Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. I can't remember though, but won't go out of the way to rewatch it.
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Superfreak
Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 22214 Location: Places
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Mau wrote: Chris Brown= huge, maybe thats why Ri cant leave him after all. Its sort of long & skinny, hardly overly impressive. He another guy who has a leaked pic. I am sure Matt Kemp > Chris Brown in the size department.
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erikdean
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Harvey Keitel's dick is in every movie save Sister Act yet it's nothing to write home about. Richard Gere's in American Gigolo was nice. Jude Law's in Talented Mr. Ripley as well.
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Superfreak
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erikdean wrote: Harvey Keitel's dick is in every movie save Sister Act yet it's nothing to write home about. Richard Gere's in American Gigolo was nice. Jude Law's in Talented Mr. Ripley as well. Gere's looks tiny.  & in a quick view of the monsters ball ses scene, doesnt look real at all, unless bbt's got a very odd angle going on there. He also had Jolie at her most bizarre & everyone kind of knows jude law doesnt have a lot going on down there. I just spent my a good 30 minutes on a male frontal website - how gay of me - and Neeson is still the only one who seems to have anything really impressive going on. Arnold and Stallone are both quick average. NFLer santonio holmes is also packing, but hes not an actor (or really a celebrity).
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erikdean
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Sam Jones from Flash Gordon. That got me through a good amount of my pre-teen years.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:56 pm |
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Superfreak
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I know before a lot of nude photoshoots, the men do some "prep" to get themselves heavy and looking more impressive, that seems to be whats going on in flash gordons. Neeson continues to be the only impressive one...walks out of the freezing ocean with what looks like a 6 or 7 inch dong 'shriveled up'. It looks huge even in comparison to his long legs.
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erikdean
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Fluffing has to be the best job ever.
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68391
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They might be huge when erect.
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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In the long history of gay threads on WOKJ, I am pretty sure this is the gayest.
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batnanna
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Yes I agree. And what's funny is, most of the discussion has been between the few straight guys we have here.
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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Batnanna wrote: Yes I agree. And what's funny is, most of the discussion has been between the few straight guys we have here. Right...
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matatonio
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Not that i care but I seriously dont know who is straight anymore.
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batnanna
Da Bears
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matatonio wrote: Not that i care but I seriously dont know who is straight anymore. It's really hard to tell anymore isn't it?
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Crux
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Joined: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:28 pm Posts: 1589 Location: Pittsburgh
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Batnanna wrote: Yes I agree. And what's funny is, most of the discussion has been between the few straight guys we have here. Right... I see what you did there.
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matatonio
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68391
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It's not gay to talk about penises. We all have them.
It's the same when you're at school or at the local swimming baths, you all take a peak at the guy with the huge ding-dong and we all secretly laugh at the guy with the weener. Gay, straight, bi, trannie, we're all interested in size.
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batnanna
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Maybe it's a guy thing. I don't feel the need to check out other womens vaginas. I also don't care to see mens private parts. Rather ugly if you ask me. 
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Algren
now we know
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Batnanna wrote: Maybe it's a guy thing. I don't feel the need to check out other womens vaginas.
But all vaginas are the same. It's not as if all women are stretching them open in the locker rooms. Men are simple creatures. They still all believe that the size is important to how manly or dominant they are as the alpha. No matter how often people say "it's not size that matters", men still believe it is, that is why they are happy to know that other men are smaller.
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Batnanna wrote: Maybe it's a guy thing. I don't feel the need to check out other womens vaginas. I also don't care to see mens private parts. Rather ugly if you ask me.  I guess that makes your sex life rather difficult, no?
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Algren wrote: Batnanna wrote: Maybe it's a guy thing. I don't feel the need to check out other womens vaginas.
But all vaginas are the same. It's not as if all women are stretching them open in the locker rooms. Men are simple creatures. They still all believe that the size is important to how manly or dominant they are as the alpha. No matter how often people say "it's not size that matters", men still believe it is, that is why they are happy to know that other men are smaller. Finally! You revealed the true reason why you moved to China!
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BJ
Killing With Kindness
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:57 pm Posts: 25035 Location: Anchorage,Alaska
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Algren wrote: Batnanna wrote: Maybe it's a guy thing. I don't feel the need to check out other womens vaginas.
But all vaginas are the same. It's not as if all women are stretching them open in the locker rooms. Men are simple creatures. They still all believe that the size is important to how manly or dominant they are as the alpha. No matter how often people say "it's not size that matters", men still believe it is, that is why they are happy to know that other men are smaller. Finally! You revealed the true reason why you moved to China! 
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