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 Rusty... I challenge you to a duel. 
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College Boy Z

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Post Rusty... I challenge you to a duel.
That's right rusty. You with your massive post count, communist and hippie hating antics, and your Led Zepplin CRAPOLLA. That's right... CRAPOLLA. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it all. It's time to settle this once and for all, you vs. me.

When? Tonight, 9:00pm EST.

Where? Parking Lot (aka The Water Cooler)

Why? Because I said so, biatch!

We can have one just like bABA vs. Montana. Post pictures. Vote. Of course, we could always throw in personal attacks. So, do you accept my challenge.... coward!?

If you do accept, it's on like donkey kong. Put up them dukes.

(time subject to change since I don't know how long it will take to do homework)


Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:49 pm
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Zingaling wrote:
That's right rusty. You with your massive post count, communist and hippie hating antics, and your Led Zepplin CRAPOLLA. That's right... CRAPOLLA. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it all. It's time to settle this once and for all, you vs. me.

When? Tonight, 9:00pm EST.

Where? Parking Lot (aka The Water Cooler)

Why? Because I said so, biatch!

We can have one just like bABA vs. Montana. Post pictures. Vote. Of course, we could always throw in personal attacks. So, do you accept my challenge.... coward!?

If you do accept, it's on like donkey kong. Put up them dukes.

(time subject to change since I don't know how long it will take to do homework)



bABA! will you please to remeber to bring me some gummy bears THIS time!

-Dolce


Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:54 pm
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You insulted Led Zeppelin....Uh-oh!

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Eagle will be working the concession stand at the fight. He will overcharge on everything.

Small Drink- $27.99
Small Popcorn- $34.99 + $1.99 per drop of butter
Gummy Bears- $9.99 + $1.00 if you want the box

..and so on. Bring money.


Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:56 pm
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Well, I'm off to the gym to pump iron, because my muscles are so big.

When I return, I better see an answer from rusty.

bABA will be selling tickets for $100.00 a piece for the big event, and procedes will go to Zingaling's DVD funds...

...or Red Cross. Whatever is more needy. :wink:


Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:59 pm
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Zingaling wrote:
Eagle will be working the concession stand at the fight. He will overcharge on everything.

Small Drink- $27.99
Small Popcorn- $34.99 + $1.99 per drop of butter
Gummy Bears- $9.99 + $1.00 if you want the box

..and so on. Bring money.


More like i would just open the gates and let everyone take whatever they wanted!

And I am voting for whoever posts the HOTEST girls. So goodluck, thats how my vote will be won.

(note hot and slutty are not interchangable)

KJ


Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:59 pm
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Eagle wrote:
Zingaling wrote:
Eagle will be working the concession stand at the fight. He will overcharge on everything.

Small Drink- $27.99
Small Popcorn- $34.99 + $1.99 per drop of butter
Gummy Bears- $9.99 + $1.00 if you want the box

..and so on. Bring money.


More like i would just open the gates and let everyone take whatever they wanted!

And I am voting for whoever posts the HOTEST girls. So goodluck, thats how my vote will be won.

(note hot and slutty are not interchangable)

KJ


Of course. I wasn't planning on posting ugly girls. That's morally wrong. It just is.


Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:00 pm
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*grabs popcorn tim style*


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I'm so gonna be here for this!


Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:17 pm
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Chris wrote:
I'm so gonna be here for this!


i'll try...i might be out drinkin' though


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looks like rusty is too scared

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Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:22 pm
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S.S Incredibles wrote:
looks like rusty is too scared


rusty will be there with bells on! hehe


Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:23 pm
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Terminator1997 wrote:
Chris wrote:
I'm so gonna be here for this!


i'll try...i might be out drinkin' though


Hmm...another option. Maybe drinking and watching this?


Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:30 pm
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Chris wrote:
Terminator1997 wrote:
Chris wrote:
I'm so gonna be here for this!


i'll try...i might be out drinkin' though


Hmm...another option. Maybe drinking and watching this?


hmm...i could combine the two.....great idea!!!


Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:32 pm
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Post Re: Rusty... I challenge you to a duel.
Zingaling wrote:
That's right rusty. You with your massive post count, communist and hippie hating antics, and your Led Zepplin CRAPOLLA. That's right... CRAPOLLA. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it all. It's time to settle this once and for all, you vs. me.

When? Tonight, 9:00pm EST.

Where? Parking Lot (aka The Water Cooler)

Why? Because I said so, biatch!

We can have one just like bABA vs. Montana. Post pictures. Vote. Of course, we could always throw in personal attacks. So, do you accept my challenge.... coward!?

If you do accept, it's on like donkey kong. Put up them dukes.

(time subject to change since I don't know how long it will take to do homework)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

I was on the floor laughing when i read this.

Zingaling came on so freaking strong and then ended with that wimpy disclaimer of having to finish his homework ... priceless!!!

he he. Sure

Wheres Torrino !! I want Torrino and me to be like Jerry Lawlar and Jim Ross.


Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:44 pm
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Drunk Gummy Bears
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King of the Hill Gummy bears
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Gummy Bear Orgy
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psychedelic Gummy bears
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Gummy Bears at the theatre
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Gummy Bears sharing views on life after drinking and watching the stars
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bABA wrote:
Drunk Gummy Bears
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King of the Hill Gummy bears
Image


Gummy Bear Orgy
Image


psychedelic Gummy bears
Image


Gummy Bears at the theatre
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Gummy Bears sharing views on life after drinking and watching the stars
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Dats pimp


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bABA wrote:
Drunk Gummy Bears
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Gummy Bear Orgy
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:lol: Hahahahaha :lol:

This is the one and only time anyone on this board will EVER hear me profess my love for the bABA Monkey.

GUMMY BEARS.

DRUNK GUMMY BEARS.

I am sooo getting myself some chechvar and haribo and showing up for THIS one.

Zingy vs. Rusty!

bABA and Torrino officiate!

I'm no believer...

but this definately brings me *one* step closer to believing in God.

-Dolce


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Those are hilarious Baba! :lol: :lol:


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dolcevita wrote:

:lol: Hahahahaha :lol:

This is the one and only time anyone on this board will EVER hear me profess my love for the bABA Monkey.

GUMMY BEARS.

DRUNK GUMMY BEARS.

I am sooo getting myself some chechvar and haribo and showing up for THIS one.

Zingy vs. Rusty!

bABA and Torrino officiate!

I'm no believer...

but this definately brings me *one* step closer to believing in God.

-Dolce


Don't lie to me Galia. I know no one loves me.


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I just came back from the gym and rusty is a no show. If he doesn't step up by 8:30pm, I'm going to consider him a coward. Now, off to do homework. I'll be checking to see if you are up for it, rusty. Hurry up.


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Here ye Here ye!!

This contest is scheduled for 3 falls.

The battle tonight is between Rusty and Zingaling.

Profiles.

Rusty

Real Name: Bubbles Chee-Kowsky.
Age: 16
From: Little known village, north of Ontario Canada.
Sex: Undetermined at this time. The jury is still out on this one.
Sexual preference: Local wildlife.
Profession: Commie B***h

Rusty's conception brought joy to his whole family. Not because they wanted a child but now they had a legitimate claim for suing Durex. When Rusty was born, the doctors could not determine his sex due to an irregularity in his genetilia. This irregularity also accounted for Rusty's squeeky voice. Hence the name Rusty :lol:

Story has it that his parents are strict and patriotic people and were well respected in the whole village. Yet Rusty harbors dreams of one day living in the States and finding himself a nice yankee soulmate, whatever he/she/it/that might be. When his mom drops him at Tim Hortons in their 'wagon' in the morning for his breakfast, he sneaks out from the back and gets himself a dunkin' donut coffee.

Picture of the Rusty's family transportation (rusty's family is middle class in the village so the vehicle is powered by Rusty. Next year, they plan on investing in a cow to move this vehicle.)

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After his mom kisses him goodbye before school, he stands in front of the Canadian flag with the rest of the children, yet salutes this picture that he keeps in his pocket:

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Tears role down his eyes as he mutters the words
Now it catches the gleam
Of the morning's first beam,


and walks into his class

Rusty's class:
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After school, he engages in his favorite sports, where he gets to make physical contact with other colleagues.

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Ofcourse, Rusty's life, is the computer. So he quickly rushes to the townhall, which has now upgraded from 1 computer to 2 COMPUTERS and they just got the latest commodore 64 as well.

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And at night, the whole town gathers up (all 84 of them) to enjoy their favorite Red green show. The show is taped by someone in the nearest city and sent every week for the town to enjoy on their 1 TV and vcr. The night ends with everyone listening to Rusty play a 10 year old out of tune guitar while they laugh at his voice and misfortune

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU, RUSTY!!

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