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Beeblebrox
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 I've been nominated for a Nobel Prize! No, it's not April Fools.
I sent the nomination letter in today, which according to our friends at Fox News, is all it requires to make the claim that you are a Nobel Prize nominee. I couldn't decide between Literature or Physics, but I think a nomination in Physics makes you seem more smarter and shit.
I have to say, I'm deeply humbled and surprised by this nomination. I never thought it could happen to me (until I discovered that a doctor with questionable credentials can be touted as an expert on the #1 "news" channel in America). What a country!
Any other nominees here? I nominate Mike Ventrella for Peace, but only because they don't have Bad Ass category.
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Now is this a big deal? A "Ill do it cause I have time" issue? Or are you really really smart?
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Beeblebrox
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are-why-a-en wrote: Or are you really really smart? Would I write a letter nominating myself for a Nobel Prize and claim to be a nominee based solely on that letter if I weren't a certified* genius?
*Genius certification based on self-estimate.
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are-why-a-en
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Beeblebrox wrote: are-why-a-en wrote: Or are you really really smart? Would I write a letter nominating myself for a Nobel Prize and claim to be a nominee based solely on that letter if I weren't a certified* genius? *Genius certification based on self-estimate. So you are smart? :???:
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Re: I've been nominated for a Nobel Prize! Beeblebrox wrote: No, it's not April Fools. I sent the nomination letter in today, which according to our friends at Fox News, is all it requires to make the claim that you are a Nobel Prize nominee. I couldn't decide between Literature or Physics, but I think a nomination in Physics makes you seem more smarter and shit. I have to say, I'm deeply humbled and surprised by this nomination. I never thought it could happen to me (until I discovered that a doctor with questionable credentials can be touted as an expert on the #1 "news" channel in America). What a country! Any other nominees here? I nominate Mike Ventrella for Peace, but only because they don't have Bad Ass category. Indeed.
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Uh oh, the GRAMMER PUHLICE is here!
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Amos
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Re: I've been nominated for a Nobel Prize! Beeblebrox wrote: No, it's not April Fools. I sent the nomination letter in today, which according to our friends at Fox News, is all it requires to make the claim that you are a Nobel Prize nominee. I couldn't decide between Literature or Physics, but I think a nomination in Physics makes you seem more smarter and shit. :2up:
Maybe someone should nominate Martin Scorsese so he can lose again
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Thank you! Now I can tell everyone I was considered as a finalist for consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize! Maybe next year....
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Mike Ventrella wrote: Thank you! Now I can tell everyone I was considered as a finalist for consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize! Maybe next year.... Given those who have been awarded it, I doubt that's a good credential to have. Although a couple of million bucks sure can't hurt.
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Jeff
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Krem wrote: Uh oh, the GRAMMER PUHLICE is here! Well, it was a hillarious mistake.
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: I've been nominated for a Nobel Prize! Amos wrote: Beeblebrox wrote: No, it's not April Fools. I sent the nomination letter in today, which according to our friends at Fox News, is all it requires to make the claim that you are a Nobel Prize nominee. I couldn't decide between Literature or Physics, but I think a nomination in Physics makes you seem more smarter and shit. :2up: Maybe someone should nominate Martin Scorsese so he can lose again Funniest post of the day  _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Dr. Lecter
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Krem wrote: Mike Ventrella wrote: Thank you! Now I can tell everyone I was considered as a finalist for consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize! Maybe next year.... Given those who have been awarded it, I doubt that's a good credential to have. Indeed. Considering they awarded Arafat the Nobel Prize of Peace, but never gave it to Gandhi... _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Krem wrote: Mike Ventrella wrote: Thank you! Now I can tell everyone I was considered as a finalist for consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize! Maybe next year.... Given those who have been awarded it, I doubt that's a good credential to have. Indeed. Considering they awarded Arafat the Nobel Prize of Peace, but never gave it to Gandhi... They ruled out the Pope too.
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Caius
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If Jimmy Carter can win a Nobel Prize I'm sure a lesser man like Megamoze can pull one down. What would you spend your money on, mega? I'm sure you would donate much of it to charity. International A.N.S.W.E.R. might be a good place to invest.
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Beeblebrox
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KidRock69x wrote: What would you spend your money on, mega? Not everything is about the money, KR. We don't all think like Republicans, you know.
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