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zingy
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 It's time for Zingaling's REAL Confession. *Usher's music starts playing*
The April Fools joke is over. I didn't really get a girl pregnant. I'm sure some of you are upset about that because on the inside, I know that each and everyone one of you were laughing your asses off that I was supposedly stupid enough to not use a condom. :razz: Well, I'm not. Safe sex, people, safe sex.
Here's my real confession, though. It's a serious problem that I have. It's eating away inside of me. I must tell someone. There's no way to save me now. It's like an addiction. It's so hard to stop smoking (so I've heard...), and I'm willing to bet this is 10x harder to stop. It's too late for me now. I'm in too deep.
I... have... a...
Gambling problem.
There, I said it.  It's true! I'm obsessed with gambling. I'm obsessed with poker. Everyday, in every class, I play poker. I bring my cards everywhere, play everywhere, and when I have free time, I play poker online. I can't stop!  #-o
Feels good to get that out. I think I might be able to stop now because of this confession. After tonight, of course. $100 pot for only a $5 buy in! Woo hoo!! \:D/
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Algren
now we know
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I knew you didn't get a girl a pregnant. It was obvious.
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Algren wrote: I knew you didn't get a girl a pregnant. It was obvious. That's what everyone says AFTER it's revealed, Algren. :razz:
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Algren
now we know
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Did i once post i your thread? no.
..because i knew it was fake.
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Miruvor
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No worries Zing. Bygones. The opinions or advice (as some would call it) still stands toward you or anyone else that could find themselves in that sort of situation.
Btw, I never even considered laughing my arse off at you for not using a condom. I know that things can happen even when we ought to know better. We make mistakes...it is our nature. I'm not bent out of shape about anything!
My reaction is just sort of ...oh, ok then. Carry on.
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And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
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neo_wolf
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I knew zing was still a virgin.
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem!
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Dkmuto
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Re: It's time for Zingaling's REAL Confession. Zingaling wrote: There, I said it. It's true! I'm obsessed with gambling. I'm obsessed with poker. Everyday, in every class, I play poker. I bring my cards everywhere, play everywhere, and when I have free time, I play poker online. I can't stop! #-o Ewww...
You're one of those kids.
#-o
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Samweis Gamdschie
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Zingaling wrote: Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem! I heard you lost 20m to a guy called 'Samweis'... :wink:
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Goldie
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Zingaling wrote: Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem! Just say no.
Willpower.
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| Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:27 pm |
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Zingaling wrote: Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem! I heard you lost 20m to a guy called 'Samweis'... :wink: Pffft. You kiddin'?
I own his house now.
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Samweis Gamdschie
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Zingaling wrote: Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Zingaling wrote: Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem! I heard you lost 20m to a guy called 'Samweis'... :wink: Pffft. You kiddin'? I own his house now. Ah... and where is your 'problem'... 
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Miruvor
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Zingaling wrote: Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Zingaling wrote: Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem! I heard you lost 20m to a guy called 'Samweis'... :wink: Pffft. You kiddin'? I own his house now. Lol..the houses on the Monopoly board don't count!!  _________________
'The stars in the sky...
Bring tears to my eyes...
They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
MOS
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Samweis Gamdschie
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Mirûvor wrote: Zingaling wrote: Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Zingaling wrote: Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem! I heard you lost 20m to a guy called 'Samweis'... :wink: Pffft. You kiddin'? I own his house now. Lol..the houses on the Monopoly board don't count!! Touche! :wink:
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Zingaling wrote: Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Zingaling wrote: Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem! I heard you lost 20m to a guy called 'Samweis'... :wink: Pffft. You kiddin'? I own his house now. Ah... and where is your 'problem'... I bet the house against BKB and lost.
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Samweis Gamdschie
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Zingaling wrote: Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Zingaling wrote: Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Zingaling wrote: Let's focus on Zing's gambling problem! I heard you lost 20m to a guy called 'Samweis'... :wink: Pffft. You kiddin'? I own his house now. Ah... and where is your 'problem'... I bet the house against BKB and lost. NOOOOOOOOOO, DAMN YOU!!! THIS MEANS HE OWNS MY HOUSE???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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