Well I had a completely wild one last night (I'll get into details later when I have more time), but I was wondering if you guys have ever had any. There's some seriously crazy people on the bus, and tons of wild stuff can happen on it.

I can't remember the last time i got on a bus!

The craziest one I had is too crazy to describe on here. It doesn't involve me, but two friends of mine in a situation I wished I didn't know them

The worst thing I seen in a bus was back when I used to live in the Hong Kong area. The buses they use were sometimes two stories high, anyhow at the very top of the floor bus, some old homeless lady took a wizz at the corner of the bus and it ended up with the bus driver taking up 15mins trying to kick the lady off the bus and cleaning up the mess

I am eating dinner right now. Thank you very much, heh.

I have a story on the bus that involves urine too.

One time when I was like 6 I took a bus to Bridgeport with my dad, since this was important but his car was on the fritz. Midway through the trip, I think the bus stopped in a bad area in Hartford, some guy who looked like a hobo and smelt vaguely like urine, shit and bongwater, sat near us. Appearantly he was out of his mind from drugs, because a minute later, the young woman next to him, who looked quite uneasy already next to him, was getting urinated on by him, and he was giggling "GOLDEN SHOWER!"

Now guess who fast he was kicked out.

True story.

And there is more, but my memory is a bit blurry. Let me try in another post.

Whenever i get on buses, i get boners. I dont understand it either. :???:

There were two seats available next to eachother, a woman had her bag of groceries on one seat, i was tired and asked her if i could sit. She gave me attitude. I sat down. It was okay for 5 minutes, she then lifted her right leg, (I was sitting to the right of her) and farted It was nasty, i gave her cut eye, called her dirty and went somewhere else.

A fat bloke once sat down and stared at me for the whole journey home while masturbating himself through his tracksuit bottoms.

I remember being oddly flattered at the time.

Haha, well here's a few of them, going from the most recent:

1. Well last night, me and my friends were heading back from Lloyd Mall, and in the seat behind me there was this lady that had to be at least 300 pounds, smellin rank and pretty clearly drunk (Said "She's a tall one" when someone got on the bus etc). So after we got on she tried saying something, but no one responded. Then she tried talking to the guy across from her, and he briefly got into the Anne Rice novel he was reading. Afterwards, she started saying completely random stuff about people, and a lot of people were laughing, partially from embarrasment. When she realized everyone was at her, she went "Teeheehee, you damn Mexicans think it's sooooo funny. You all have EVERYTHING, we got nothin! NOTHING! I'm a Scanda-danavalien American!". As the bus went on she kept yelling out stuff, with people yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" here and there. She went on about her broken thumb, and though she quieted down when someone yelled "Y'know you're goin to the hooper", she soon started back up again about how white people are the minority and all sorts of crazy stuff. Finally after she made a particularly nasty racial comment I won't repeat here, this Native American lady stood up, and immediately the drunk lady lunged at her, but just fell straight down. Then me and two other guys had to grab her, pull her back and get her off the bus. It sucked though, because we had to wait 15 minutes for the cops to come. The lady had been banging on the bus to try and get back in the entire time, then when she saw them she tried to hide under a car... it was so damn funny.

2. On the way back from Are We There Yet, there was this group of about three 20 something black women, and two of them were bitching out the third. Then they got on the bus, and kept bickering. One of my friends from school got on and sat behind them, but I signalled for her to move up. About 15 seconds later, all of a sudden all three of them started ghetto brawling. Like they were trying to rip out each others hair, throwing one over a seat and all sorts of shit. Then this guy that was heading for the hospital (the bus runs to it), was shaved bald and had a missing pinky finger stood up and yelled "GET OFF THE BUS! SOME OF US NEED TO GO TO FUCKING WORK!" (this was 10:50 PM by the way). They threw one of there earrings at him, then he essentially flushed them out. They kept fighting/throwing stuff at the bus, but then when the cops sirens could be heard, they ran off and the bus kept going.

In other events, I've seen random people just start making joints, this crazy dude try and lick his shoes and all sorts of other stuff. Tons of weird people on there

The bus scene in the specialist is awesome!!!!!

i never been on a bus..... just taxis

Someone I know did a sexually explicit thing on a bus...

I didn't know you already met Tony Montana in real life.

hahaha...good one, Arthur

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:lol: :lol: x BKB's BO problems

Hahaha, its funny cuz its true seriously; although its not something id talk about, every teenage guy has the same damn problem

And guys; you havent been on a bus until youve been to Scotland.

South West scotland has a MASSIVE population of drug abusers; who cant drive.

So yes buses are always fun, from when Toothy Roothy the ugly toothless junkie gets on the bus, pays for a ticket to destination A and dosent get off till like the second last stop, to the "Crew" from a neighbouring town who are always half blittered and fully idiotic.

OK here's a true story.

My wife is an artist. When we lived in Boston, she would take her sculpting clay with her on the bus coming home from grad school. This is a special clay that is hard and can be cast into bronze easily. It's dark brown. So, Heidi was sculting and this little old lady kept watching her, looking angry. Finally, the old lady said "Why don't you eat it already instead of playing with it so much?" The old lady thought it was chocolate. Heidi tried to convince the old lady that it was clay, but the lady didn't believe her, so Heidi said "OK, do you want a bite?" and the whole bus laughed... The lady was not happy, and people on the bus started talking to Heidi about sculpting. It was funny!

i rarely taking bus to travel.