I posted this little ditty on another forum, but I thought I should share it.

Meet M. Powell, head of the FCC:



"Remember, boys and girls, it is ok for you to watch the evening news with mommy and daddy, which has a lot of violence, and you certainly can see Ahnuld blow off some faceless henchman's head off in Commando, but naughty words and the s-e-x are evil--EVIIIIIILLL!

The evil communist Jewish homosexuals of Hollywood, who are in line with the devil-possessed athiestic scientists, are trying to brainwash you with pinko propaganda, like it's ok to have two mommies or two daddies, or women can work outside of the house, or that we descended from apes. They are not in touch with America, despite making over $9 billion in domestic theatrical box office alone last year. We prove this because Glorious Sire Mel Gibson made a religious film that became huge, showing that the demons have not completely clogged the cineplex.

But don't underestimate them! These Godless heathens are to be feared, like that brown-skinned girl at school with the headscarf and Kurdish accent, they are trying to chip away and destroy all things American. They are not moral like you and I are, they pray to a false God, they don't believe in Jesus, they fly planes into our skyscrapers! Fear them!

But you can counterback these demons by praying to Jesus, and never ever question the Party or government. Other things to do: protest your school for teaching evolution, burn copies of the Koran, boycott movies (unless they are made by the glorious Mel Gibson or the Church), boycott entertainment, unless it is officially sealed and approved by the Party!

Fear the outsiders, they wish to harm us, rape us and decimate us! We must fight for America's future!

So sing the praises of our Moral and Righteous President, Prophet George Dubya Bush, grow up happy and stupid, never questioning the values of The President (unless he is an ignorant baby-murdering Dumb-O-Crat) or The Party (which is never wrong). And if they tell you to drink the funny-looking Kool-Aid, do it! Don't forget to join the Army either, so you can blow up those ignorant Arabese terrorists.

Long live the Party, long live the President, long live God! Long live Halliburton, long live the FCC, long live hatred and fear!

Death to knowledge, death to ideas, death to dissent! Death to the Muslims, death to humanity, death to the enemy!

Long live death!

Sieg heil! Wir töten heathens! Wir töten Leute, die sind! Wir treiben Dämonen weg! Ruhm zum Gott im Himmel!

Big Brother is watching YOU!"

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