.... is harder than helping Box lose his virginity.

Je suis sympa.

Korrgan est jolie

Matatonio est Mexicain (Sp?)


Le garcon ( i cant find the c cedille) regarde sa voiture.

FUCK french too much information.

ç

There. Copy/paste it. I don't have a French keyboard, but pressing the key left to number 1 (not on the numpad obviously) and then c, gives me that

merci

I find you can survive perfectly well in France using just three simple phrases:

1. Je voudrais une douche.
2. Je t'aime, mon petit pois.
3. Le biblioteque est du le gauche.

Any more than that and you're just wasting your time.

Why three?

You really only need one:

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Non, Je ne veux pas coucher avec toi.

When I was in Paris, nearly everyone spoke English. So, I see no need to learn French.

I found the same in Germany, Holland, and Italy. If everybody just learns English, it elimates the need for me to learn a forgeign language. So, I strongly prefer this trend.

Now England is a different story... those fuckers won't learn English which screws up the entire plan. Worse yet, stupid Britain words are bleeding into the English language. Like "queue". It used to be I never had to hear that stupid word unless I was in London, and I was happy. Now it's all over Netflix and Gamefly and everywhere else. It's a "list" or a "line", not a "queue"!

Don't start adopting their words as it will only encourage them to make more up.