I'm really bored. I dont know what to do. So tell me things that i'll be capable of doing over here that you can all actually see (meaning dont ask me to dance or kill myself or shave my underarms) and i'll see if i can do it.

Finish the RT game while getting drunk

Yeh that would entertain me ... a drunk angry Arsalan banging his head off the desk.

Ahh I feel ready to go to work.

you do want a fully functional game right?

the game is working by the way. Just 3 forms and looks left.

And i have no alcohol on me.

And i stopped drinking.

bABA? Are you going to have another pants party? :candle:

Couldn't take the embarresment of making out with Richard Simmons thinking he was really Cindy Crawford?

Hey! Aren't you Richard Simmon's best friend... Richard Simmons?

I had sex with Rich Simmons. Good guy.

you know .. i was thinking of ... but then none of the people who were part of it were online so i decided against it.

anyhoo, terminator is on tv right now so i'm not so bored.
that an D Brenner's stand up. GOLD

baba, I would like you to go to the Movies section and create a serious thread proclaiming Bette Midler to be your favorite actress and then ask if anyone knows what she is up to, when her next movie is, etc...

The catch is you have to make it believable with no indication your joking at all in the entire thread. I will give bonus points if you add that you've had a crush on her, and make it believable.

This should adequately entertain me as there are some who won't read this, and will never know it was a joke.

Ok... scratch Midler. Apparently there are already 2 threads in the movie section and a particular someone that might be touchy about it. But, I won't mention Dolce's name.

Anyhow, make it Barbara Striesand instead. Nobody likes her.

:wink:

Tony, am I going to have to walk you through this like last night? Check out the time of your Bette post. Check out the time of the Bette thread in Movies. One plus one equals......?


No joke thread on Babs...she rules.

Ok baba... I got one for ya... go to the movie section and make a joke thread on Bette Midler...




:fishing:

To be honest. I enjoy some of her movies. She's not as bad as half the other actresses out there, she's just not Babs or Cher either.

So, you were entertaining me? Thanks!

But, where did baba go? One mention of Bette Midler and he runs for the hills!

Has anybody noticed he's been acting a little off lately? One minute he's here, bored and wanting to entertain us. Then he disappears. Then he wants to sketch pictures for us, but disappears for days. His drinking might be becoming a problem again and we should probably schedule an intervention.

what he said.

Your off the hook completely, baba. Dolce decided to entertain me in your abscence. You owe her a big "thanks!".

Dolce's score card (so far):

Believability: C, I'm not buying you are a BIG fan. You sound more like a casual fan. But, you get kudos for using specific scenes in her movies, which does make it look like you are a fan.

Entertainment Value: B, You're more entertaining than baba, and have patiently answered all of my ridiculous questions.

Extra Points: 10 (out of 50 possible). I was really hoping you'd play up the physical attraction a lot more. You shot down a lot of my ability to attempt to embarass you. But, a partial admittance to finding her sexy in her earlier work earns a few points.

Overall: B-

Tony, that was already an extension. You said make it convincing...how was i supposed to do that buy being part of her fanclub?

You're right, I'm more of a casual fan, but I tried. Now its your turn to entertain me, because I'm wrapping up my Downfall review and its not looking too keen right now.