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TonyMontana
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Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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 Which fake thing is the most believable?
Just curious. From this list, which fake thing do you think is the most believable?
- Bigfoot - Intelligent alien life - God - Santa Claus - Zombies
Personally, I think Zombies are the most believable fake thing. In a dream world, we'd have lots of zombies... I've spent years training how to kill them. It seems like such a waste if it remains a fake thing.
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Jiffy
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Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:27 pm Posts: 6152 Location: New York
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
Lol, God.
But the Loch Ness Monster, really.
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Argos
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Intelligent alien life is the most believable, because it is possible and likely to exist.
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
I would've thrown BIGFOOT in there for extra measures if those guys from Georgia hadn't fucked me bad last year in that bogus shit with them tossing this thing or costume in a freezer and having the media show great interest in it to the point of embarrassment..
God exists folks.. You simply need to have an open mind and stop polluting it with crap movies..
Intelligent life out there in the Universe?? Absolutely this exists and it would be extremely naive of us not to think there isn't based on the fucking size of the Universe itself which technically goes on forever with thousands of planets out there not even charted along with Galaxies..
Loch Ness?? Already debunked citing that Loch Ness is a sterile lake..
Santa Clause?? Only the spirit of St. Nick is real..
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Argos
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MR. GREEN wrote: God exists folks.. You simply need to have an open mind and stop polluting it with crap movies.. Did not work.
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Groaning
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Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:17 pm Posts: 2759 Location: Austria
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Argos wrote: Intelligent alien life is the most believable, because it is possible and likely to exist. I agree.
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torrino
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Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
Breast implants
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nghtvsn
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Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm Posts: 11016 Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
Intelligent Alien Life.
I'm sure their are dumb cave men like aliens wandering about trying to discover fire on another planet somewhere.
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Mau
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Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Argos wrote: Intelligent alien life is the most believable, because it is possible and likely to exist. ^^^^ torrino wrote: Breast implants I still cant believe KJ chose a re-re as our admin.
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Groucho
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
TonyMontana wrote: Just curious. From this list, which fake thing do you think is the most believable?
- Bigfoot - Intelligent alien life - God - Santa Claus - Zombies
Personally, I think Zombies are the most believable fake thing. In a dream world, we'd have lots of zombies... I've spent years training how to kill them. It seems like such a waste if it remains a fake thing. I think intelligent alien life is the only one that is believable. Not "intelligent alien life visiting us with UFOs and capturing yokels and giving them anal probes" but "intelligent aliens exist out there somewhere and maybe some day we'll be able to contact them."
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Chippy
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Obviously Zombies. ONLY Zombies.
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Johnny Dollar
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Yeah, intelligent alien life is far from an irrational expectation and hardly belongs next to such impossibilies and "Santa Claus" and "God".
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Bradley Witherberry
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yoshue wrote: Yeah, intelligent alien life is far from an irrational expectation and hardly belongs next to such impossibilies and "Santa Claus" and "God". Remember, this is poll is coming from the brain of Tony Montana...
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paper
Artie the One-Man Party
Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:53 pm Posts: 4632
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
Kind of an ignorant post Tony in regards to the "God" thing. We get it, you don't believe in one. But don't insult people's intelligence by putting it next to Santa Claus and zombies.
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Riggs
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:36 am Posts: 13299 Location: Vienna
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paper wrote: Kind of an ignorant post Tony in regards to the "God" thing. We get it, you don't believe in one. But don't insult people's intelligence by putting it next to Santa Claus and zombies. Seems pretty fitting to me.
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Argos
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paper wrote: Kind of an ignorant post Tony in regards to the "God" thing. We get it, you don't believe in one. But don't insult people's intelligence by putting it next to Santa Claus and zombies. There is no insult: If one believes in god, one could, by the same token, believe in Santa Claus.
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paper
Artie the One-Man Party
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Okay guys...
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Corpse
Don't Dream It, Be It
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:45 pm Posts: 37162 Location: The Graveyard
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
Well, if you exclude aliens and god, the two "out there" options, that only leaves zombies as being the most believable because while the person doesn't actually die, it's possible to "create" a zombie at least.
I read a long time ago that there is a powder created from puffer fish toxins that starts off slow with little symptons like a headache that soon leads to a coma like state that makes it very difficult to tell if the person is actually alive or not. The mixture also messes with the brain cells. So the person, if pronounced dead, is still somewhat concious of things and might even be aware he/she is being buried. And apparently, if dug up later on and drugged with devil's weed (not sure the scientific name of the plant) you can make the person believe and do anything you want. So, it's at least doable by definition of the term.
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Michael A
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
Well I actually believe in some abstract form of the concept of "god" so I would pick that.
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snack
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abstraction neither grants you salvation nor does it display a lack of ignorance.
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paper
Artie the One-Man Party
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
snackwyck wrote: abstraction neither grants you salvation nor does it display a lack of ignorance. Who said he wanted either, God?
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snack
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he very clearly wants both.
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Argos
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John Savage wrote: Well I actually believe in some abstract form of the concept of "god" so I would pick that. The only god you (and everyone else) can believe in is an abstract one, for a concrete one has - for obvious reasons - never been sighted.
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Bradley Witherberry
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 Re: Which fake thing is the most believable?
A more fruitful question might be: Which fake thing is the most profitable?
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Argos
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Not really, the answer is evident: 
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