And for moments when I am laughing in slow motion with friend characters through a montage of us having fun. (Opening with a crabbing tilt up of me walking quickly in a happy summer environment)


And when I find the remains of jesus and christianity


and for my passionate oriental trysts


and my time having mindless sex on pianos when im at classical music school


I am obviously going to need a moment where i am in a shower and it's going backwords and smashed things become not smashed, because everything is BACKWARDS. After exiting my shower, backwards, my clothes will be put on, backwards, because they were actually taken off, and through a pretentiously long-winded series of backwards actions it will be revealed ive visited the funeral of my one true love whom I accidentally killed in a car accident.


hence there will be moments where I have to have angsty montages of me mourning/packing things up/contemplating a painful past. On these occasions lyrics are welcome! There are many, many songs available for this, which should be edited to remove any un-necessary instrumental interludes that don't dramatically collide with the action. Since i cant find Eels on youtube, heres some alternative moments of angst.





and for montages of me writing and looking out the window as the years come and go and i age (exceptionally)


when i nearly die and see my life flash before my eyes as hot paramedics try to save me and a lot of people dramatically fall to their knees in tears around me in slow motion. things are sadder with music and slow motion. dont worry, i dont die. im okay. i promise.


Because this is the music that happens when i breathe again. it is followed by a montage of me running a lot through the seasons, to show that i am healthy and not dead. halfway through i bump into the love of my life, and we are shown to be extremely happy together, frolicking in autumn leaves a lot with our Labrador and at one stage, snuggling with chocolate wet from the heavy rainstorm outside which moves into a touching connection of hands and rapid stripping for gentle sex (sentimental) this is followed by my partner becoming pregnant and us celebrating christmas with our first child, who grows up obviously in montage form, because that is the easiest way for this family to pass time. Near the end our dog has a lot of puppies, which are cute and adorable. this montage can also be set to Make Up Kisses from the PS I Love You Soundtrack, im easy.


we will move to france for a while and open a nice shop in a small town, the process of which will be set to the following, this will be a montage, but unlike others, will NOT have slowmo!


this is when i am majestically crowned king of all the world.



and this is when i discover my secret magic world in my pool


but times will get difficult when i have to face the Spanish armada, everyone knows the Spanish were totally against me being king from day one, they were not cool about it. embargo.


And for my exit


and the credits after my exit with short clips of me in the future. in the future.


And of course all events will be in glorious IMAX 3D HD slow motion.

wow, my montage life is really exciting.

oh and i'll let you decide on the more cliched and obvious choice for the scene which involves my attempted suicide





and my scottish loch montage

Treevenge's credit music is quintessential Michael.

i am great
whatever
i am great.